I Want The Spirit Of Malygos To Parent Wrathion Please And Thank You. It's Child Swap With Neltharion.

I want the spirit of Malygos to parent Wrathion please and thank you. It's child swap with Neltharion.

Doing his spiderly duty and absolutely fuckin' destroying Arygos is a close second (Yeah I know Arygos is dead but if Mal every sees that fucker it is ON SIGHT)

Sorry, I thought you had to censor stuff on here. My mistake, I've been corrupted by tiktok, where a butter knife will get you banned.

Warcraft Men and How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink

Khadgar: 10/10. He would put a ward on it. He would be so good with holding people's drinks. He has a lot of experience from holding Medivh's drinks.

Anduin Lothar: 6/10. He won't p0ison me, but he might drink it, or if he's already drunk he'll drop it.

Llane Wrynn: 9/10. He's a very nice man and he won't p0ison me, but he's not very good at seeing when people aren't actually good people (Looking at you, Sargeras in Medivh)

Medivh: 7.5/10. I trust MEDIVH with my drink. I do not trust Sargeras with my drink. Also I feel the need to mention that Medivh is amazing and I love him.

Belo'vir Salonar: 8/10. He's a very nice man but he has a small tendency to a$$a$$inate people.

Rommath: 8/10. Same reasons as Belo'vir.

Gul'dan: -10/10. I will hand him a glass of champaign. I will get the bl00d of Mannoroth.

Illidan: 5/10. I leave for two minutes and he's drunk flirting with a completely uninterested Khadgar.

Anduin Wrynn: 3/10. He'll get k1dnapp3d while I'm gone.

Mathias Shaw: 0/10. He's gonna see the chance to 0ff me and take it. I love him tho.

Flynn Fairwind: 2/10. He'll drop it because he's wast3d.

Genn Greymane: 0/10. I get a bad vibe from him. I don't know why.

Wrathion: 7/10. I love the boy, but he's an idiot who makes terrible decisions. Still better than Sabellian for Aspect, though.

Nielas Aran: 10/10. One of the few people who actually cared about Medivh, and that's all I need to say.

Moroes: 10/10. See Nielas' answer.

Edwin Vancleef: 8/10. I don't work for the Kingdom of Stormwind so we're all good.

Durotan: 9/10. I just get chill vibes from him.

Thrall: 5.5/10. He's probably h1gh as ba||s.

Halduron Brightwing: 5/10. Manwh0r3.

Lor'themar Theron: 3/10. I don't like him. He should listen to Rommath more.

Baine Bl00dhoof: 7/10. He seems nice but is not particularly effective.

Orgrim Doomhammer: 1/10. No.

Velen: 10/10. Will see if someone is going to p0ison me and stop them.

Turalyon: 0/10. I get suuuuper sketchy vibes from him. I think he's in a cu|t.

Malygos: 7/10 pre-insanity, 4/10 mid-insanity, 0/10 post-insanity. I play a mage. He seems sweet before he goes crazy, and when he's crazy he's a giant spider.

Kalecgos: 9/10. Will find a powerful mage and sleep with them immediately, somehow managing to keep my drink in his hand the entire time. I like him.

Nozdormu: Yes/10. He will put it in a pocket dimension.

Murozond: See Nozdormu.

Magni Bronzebeard: 10/10. I f*cking love this guy.

Brann Bronzebeard: 8/10. Easily distracted by shiny objects.

This got way too long, so I'm gonna have to stop here.

Me, completely rewriting The Prank from Harry Potter because of a random idea I had

What if Newt Scamander ended up teaching CoMC at Hogwarts when the Marauders were there?

Just, one Halloween, Newt is being an antisocial little shit in his briefcase instead of talking to people, and Mcgonagall just falls through the ceiling and with no preamble, "BLACK TOLD SNAPE WHERE LUPIN IS, WE GOTTA GO"

And Newt is like, 'Well damn, could'a given some warning." and just grabs a random nearby magical creature very gently, leaves the briefcase, turns into a thunderbird (I headcanon him as an animagus) and just fs of in the direction of the shrieking shack.

Also Remus ends up being friends with Regulus, Evan, Barty, Lily, and even Lucius (To a point) for the rest of the year because if your significant other tries to turn you into a murderer, on accident or not, you won't forgive them that easily.

Neltharion: Anyone d- Malygos: Depressed? Nozdormu: Drained? Ysera: Dumb? Alexstrasza: Disliked? Neltharion: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

I love it when people draw Medivh not being entirely white. Like, I understand that it isn't canon, but you can let an ẹ̶̽l̴͚͉̑ͅď̸̨͘r̶̤̬̞̔i̸͓͕̐c̵̨̻̩̿h̷̥̃͘ͅ ̵̢̌́ã̶̦̘͠b̵̧͎̀͝ó̶͖m̴̬̀̓ḯ̸̯̝͈͘n̶̥̮͔͐͌a̸̲̳͔͆t̸̙̐i̴̞͒̒̔o̷̖͛̂̌n̷̨̥̺͆̆̚ dream, ok?

// Commission for @ladymischievous​ //

// Headshot tokens of their versions of Medivh, Khadgar and Moroes for their upcoming Pathfinder game! //

Bright and Six: *Die of laughter in the background*

This is... accurate. Like, 682 is very little compared to:

1: A highly abusive, immortal member of the O5 Council (O5-12, Adam Bright, the father)

2: Another member of the O5 who happens to be Time itself (O5-13, Joseph Tamlin Bright, uncle)

3: The wife of Prometheus, a mad scientist type who creates anomalies with science (Ex O5-2, Evelyn Bright, the mother)

4: Another member of the O5, who is a cowboy who can summon plants (O5-6, Mikell Bright, eldest brother of our current set of siblings)

5: Incredibly suicidal enby necklace who literally can't die (SCP-963, Jack Bright, second brother of current set)

6: The main oracle for the Serpent's Hand (Claire Lumineaux, TJ's twin sister)

7: N̴̟̥̗̑̏̒̇͜͠ŏ̵̢̙̤͖͆͆͛b̷̧̼̭̻̗͂͛ǫ̴̯̲͑͊d̴͉̦̻͚͒y̸̥͓̰͛̔̀̕͘ (Claire Lumineaux the Third)

049 [as 682 is breaching]: CHILD how are you not TERRIFIED right now

590: have you ever been to my family reunions