The Only Remrom We Tolerate Whatsoever In This Blog Is Remy Sanders (Sleep) And King Romulus (Pre-split

The only remrom we tolerate whatsoever in this blog is Remy Sanders (Sleep) and King Romulus (Pre-split creativity twins).

When Remus dies in the Battle of Hogwarts, at least in the story I'm writing (And then gets brought back because f that) the map deactivates. Where it previously said 'Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present the Marauders Map' it now shows every name of every person who was associated with the Marauders, because the core four are gone, but the Marauders live on in the memories of those who knew them.

Across the map, so many names are shown that you could spend hours trying to write them all down.

Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald, Lily Evans, Kingsley (No I will not put his last name, shame on JKR), Regulus Black, Bartemius Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Frank Longbottom, Alice Fortescue, Pandora Sailstream, Narcissa Black, Andromeda Black, Theodore Tonks, Lucius Malfoy, and countless others.

And in the center of the map, 'Messers. Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Potter and James Potter are proud to have been at your service. While we may be gone, our mischief and our heroic acts live on in history, and our spirit lives on in you.

In flowing, elegant ink, just below that, slightly larger than the rest of the print, lie the words "YOU ARE NOT ALONE"

I only stan Remadora in the sense that Remus and Tonks wanted to commit tax fraud and happened to be in the same area.

How did they get Teddy if this is the case?

Tonks: GET IN THE CAR WE'RE STEALING A CHILD FROM AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD

Lupin: Great, I'll pin it on Greyback.

Sirius, completely speechless:

The SCP Foundation as things my friends have said

Bright: Oh I forgot myself at home

Rights: STOP FUCKING ME AND LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL!

Gears: I don't want you all to die, but if you went missing, I'd say you told me you were running away from this and changing all your information.

Teeth (O5-7): *Distant eldrich shrieking*

Founder (O5-1): I think I just heard my spine snap in half at the mere thought of trying that

Rights: Break my back like a glowstick daddy (Sometimes I think I need new friends)

Bright: So now there are two of us.

Kondraki, to Clef: Why do you look like a gremlin in the intro, but I look normal? Shouldn't that be reversed?

SCP-049: Bonjour bitch.

Kain: I'M A GOOD BOY *Sound of something breaking*

Roth: You say I'm a human in a catsuit, I say you're a cat in a fleshsuit!

Any person in the Foundation about Bright: She might have pneumonia but it's ok.

I have so many more of these, but I want to see if anyone actually wants this before I post more of this. I have come to the conclusion that my friends are all on some kind of strange drug, and I want it.

Ok I know that Aizawa is 6'0 (T a l l) in canon but I want him to be tiny gremlin man and I think it fits better, so boom, now he's 5'4 and trans.

I know we all love the idea that James would flirt with Remus to make Sirius jealous enough to confess, but what about adult Wolfstar? 'Cause James is dead, and Wolfstar are split.

I think it's Kingsley. Like, any time Wolfstar start a fight, Kingsley just walks up and kisses Remus, and then Sirius is jealous again, so no fight! This results in some awkward experiences with the golden trio however, because nobody knows who Remus is actually dating. Everyone is in love with him though so it doesn't matter.