Ok I Know That Aizawa Is 6'0 (T A L L) In Canon But I Want Him To Be Tiny Gremlin Man And I Think It

Ok I know that Aizawa is 6'0 (T a l l) in canon but I want him to be tiny gremlin man and I think it fits better, so boom, now he's 5'4 and trans.

I suddenly made a lot of connections in a very short amount of time so I'm here to tell you about it.

In Harry Potter, lycanthropy is a kind of metaphor for HIV/AIDS.

Fenrir Greyback gave it to Remus Lupin when Rem was FIVE.

We just completely overlook that Lupin wasn’t a ‘Casanova’, he was a CSA victim coping badly

Why can't I be happy? And why have all of my comfort characters been hurt so badly? Like, without fail. All of them.

My entire fanfic career but it's only the ways I've worked the omegaverse in against my will. Seriously. I just DO IT. It happens without my consent.

Like:

Me: So the werewolf bite alters the victim's DNA, meaning that if it happened young enough, it could completely change the victim's biology-

The invasive thoughts: CHANGING THEIR GENETALIA AND GIVING THEM SCENTS, THIS ALSO APPLIES TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WEREWOLVES FOR A VERY LONG TIME. THE SCENTS ARE BARELY DETECTABLE FOR REGULAR HUMANS BUT THEY DO MAKE THE PERSON MORE APPEALING IN BOTH A SEXUAL AND ROMANTIC CONTEXT.

Me: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?

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Ok. I'll write it. But It can't have smut. It's an all fluff fix it fic.

Please reblog this with your Alexstrasza slander! I want to know if I'm missing any of her major sins.

So far, I knw she has:

Killed a bunch of innocent blue whelps who had nothing to do with the Nexus war

Waved Malygos' mate's corpse in front of him as a taunt

Condoned, or at least covered up, the forced breeding of Nyxondra

So much child abuse

Literally gave no fucks about Malygos going insane. Like, he was there for 10,000 years and she didn't even think 'We should check on him' until, first, she needed him to do something to benefit her, and second TO MURDER HIM. Like, maybe if you actually bothered to care, the entire Nexus war could have been prevented.

Continued to destroy Black Dragon eggs despite finding out how to purify them. She doesn't even make an effort to regain the technology to purify them. 'Life' my ass.

Add your own Alexstrasza slander in comments and reblogs, please!

I KNOW it isn't canon but Remus 'Casanova of Gryffindor Tower' Lupin was not ONLY the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower, he was THE ENTIRE SCHOOL'S CASANOVA. The man wasn't just a slut for his own house. He'd make everyone swoon, and he'd get on his knees for 99.9% of the men and with a bit of convincing he might even be willing for the 0.1%. Ya man's a hoe.

Like-

Arthur Weasley: Apperantly muggles have this thing called a 'body count' where they count all the people they've had intercourse with!

James, now interested in the conversation: Does everyone know their body count? Can you name every person on it?

Marlene, with a dead straight face: Don't ask Remus that, we'll be here for days.

Also bc fkin trans Remus is my new favorite thing, this was the time in which trans people were most accepted at Hogwarts, because everyone wanted Remus and if you were transphobic, you didn't have a chance.

My wife and I are similar to the Perciver ship in HP and somehow I only just now realized that.

First off, I am not married. I just refer to them as my wife because we have decided that if we are unmarried by 30 we will marry each other, and we are not going to be married by 30.

They're Oliver. Driven and, while outwardly a bit hyper and maybe somewhat messy, quite driven. Low self esteem which I don't understand because how can someone so pretty not know that they have fantastic hair and a brilliant personality and great bone structure and I need to shut up about how hot my wife is or my family will find out I'm gay, and they're Christian, so that won't go well.

I'm Percy, a burned out gifted kid with a probably autistic father and a nice mom. I burned out early but, as I was already severely psychologically damaged, I wasn't able to show that without triggering my fight or flight response because the idea of any visible imperfection causes panic.

Anyways, my wife is hot, I need therapy, good night.