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Cain, Iris, Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Crow and Dr. Roth commit grand theft automobile.
Random MTF On Their Day Off #1: So I just drop kicked the anomaly into submission.
Random MTF On Their Day Off #2: That's awesome. I broke the world record for longest time without blinking!
Suddenly, shouting can be heard from the bar across the street. A 6'1, androgynous Israeli man sprints out and literally jumps into a nearby convertible. He is quickly followed by a 5'2 redhead carrying a golden retriever in a lab coat, a short blonde gremlin of a man who happens to be built like a tank, and a tall muscular guy with a grey cat clinging to his shoulders, a small group of crystal butterflies forming around him, and a man in a yellow suit with a burn on his face.
MTF #1: Was that...
MTF #2: Cain, Bright, Kain number two, Clef, Kondraki, Roth, 408 and Cimmerian? Yes. Yes it was.
MTF #1: ...I don't get paid enough to care.
MTF #2: To care that all of our most regulated doctors just committed grand theft auto? Neither do I.
Bright, randomly, unprovoked, in the middle of the night: My favorite phrase is 'Daddy didn't raise no b1tch', not in the sense that my father did not raise a B1TCH, as I am indeed a b1tch, but in the sense that my father did not raise me. He was severely abu$ive!
Clef, also unprovoked: Then by got my wife didn't marry no b1tch
Kondraki: I didn't have parents
Crow: If I had thumbs I would text this to Glass.
The SCP Foundation as things my friends have said
Bright: Oh I forgot myself at home
Rights: STOP FUCKING ME AND LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL!
Gears: I don't want you all to die, but if you went missing, I'd say you told me you were running away from this and changing all your information.
Teeth (O5-7): *Distant eldrich shrieking*
Founder (O5-1): I think I just heard my spine snap in half at the mere thought of trying that
Rights: Break my back like a glowstick daddy (Sometimes I think I need new friends)
Bright: So now there are two of us.
Kondraki, to Clef: Why do you look like a gremlin in the intro, but I look normal? Shouldn't that be reversed?
SCP-049: Bonjour bitch.
Kain: I'M A GOOD BOY *Sound of something breaking*
Roth: You say I'm a human in a catsuit, I say you're a cat in a fleshsuit!
Any person in the Foundation about Bright: She might have pneumonia but it's ok.
I have so many more of these, but I want to see if anyone actually wants this before I post more of this. I have come to the conclusion that my friends are all on some kind of strange drug, and I want it.
mess with the pupper and you become supper