Glass: Well, There's No Way Your Family Could Be THAT Weird.

Glass: Well, there's no way your family could be THAT weird.

Bright:

The only remrom we tolerate whatsoever in this blog is Remy Sanders (Sleep) and King Romulus (Pre-split creativity twins).

Are they not the same person? I think they're the same person.

Nearly Anyone in the SCP universe named Adam has f-ed up something important

TW: EDs, discussion of weight, discussion of starvation, discussion of BMI. Stay safe out there bestie

So reportedly, SCP-073 is 6'0 and about 165 lbs. Why does this need to be posted?

Do you know how much metal weighs? Having metal arms and legs would make the absolute lowest weight of a healthy 6'0 male AT LEAST 300 LBS.

We could say that the metal isn't all that heavy, but for it to be functional at all (And it IS) it would still need to up his healthy weight range to at least 200 lbs, probably closer to 250.

*Violently shakes kin* ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL?

We're going to use a BMI calculator to figure this out. We'll say that he's 7'0 because to be in a healthy weight range you must be at least 225 lbs if you are 7', and we assume that eh would also need to be in that range.

That would put his BMI at 16.4. This is considered dangerously low, and while his anomalous properties do allow him to be immortal, that doesn't mean that being in a state of starvation with no chance of turning down your metabolism to keep you stable won't have consequences. Quantity of life isn't quality of life.

All I'm saying is someone should check on this magnificent bastard.

I KNOW it isn't canon but Remus 'Casanova of Gryffindor Tower' Lupin was not ONLY the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower, he was THE ENTIRE SCHOOL'S CASANOVA. The man wasn't just a slut for his own house. He'd make everyone swoon, and he'd get on his knees for 99.9% of the men and with a bit of convincing he might even be willing for the 0.1%. Ya man's a hoe.

Like-

Arthur Weasley: Apperantly muggles have this thing called a 'body count' where they count all the people they've had intercourse with!

James, now interested in the conversation: Does everyone know their body count? Can you name every person on it?

Marlene, with a dead straight face: Don't ask Remus that, we'll be here for days.

Also bc fkin trans Remus is my new favorite thing, this was the time in which trans people were most accepted at Hogwarts, because everyone wanted Remus and if you were transphobic, you didn't have a chance.

This is in the Harry Potter BOOKS. Not the movies. Movie Molly Weasley isn't perfect but is at least good. :)

I can just imagine Molly, who wanted all of her boys to be girls, having very high standards for them. Not high in the 'you must all be carbon copies of me' way but in the 'you can be yourself but only if you do it exactly how I think you should' way.

So of course, Percy is an incredibly gifted individual with an IQ off the charts and the uncontrollable desire for success, and Molly knows what he should do with it, but he doesn't like her plan. He doesn't want to go into the Ministry under his father and marry a woman who acts like Molly.

But his friends accept that. His little found family, Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory, Penelope Clearwater, Cho Chang, maybe even Marcus Flint, when him and Oliver got along, loved him for being himself, and that was enough.

(Also you can't tell me this man is cishet. It isn't possible. He's transmasc and gay as the sun is hot.)

(Also also Penelope and him were mutual beards and she went on to marry Cho Chang)