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Bright and Six: *Die of laughter in the background*
This is... accurate. Like, 682 is very little compared to:
1: A highly abusive, immortal member of the O5 Council (O5-12, Adam Bright, the father)
2: Another member of the O5 who happens to be Time itself (O5-13, Joseph Tamlin Bright, uncle)
3: The wife of Prometheus, a mad scientist type who creates anomalies with science (Ex O5-2, Evelyn Bright, the mother)
4: Another member of the O5, who is a cowboy who can summon plants (O5-6, Mikell Bright, eldest brother of our current set of siblings)
5: Incredibly suicidal enby necklace who literally can't die (SCP-963, Jack Bright, second brother of current set)
6: The main oracle for the Serpent's Hand (Claire Lumineaux, TJ's twin sister)
7: N̴̟̥̗̑̏̒̇͜͠ŏ̵̢̙̤͖͆͆͛b̷̧̼̭̻̗͂͛ǫ̴̯̲͑͊d̴͉̦̻͚͒y̸̥͓̰͛̔̀̕͘ (Claire Lumineaux the Third)
049 [as 682 is breaching]: CHILD how are you not TERRIFIED right now
590: have you ever been to my family reunions
Glass: Well, there's no way your family could be THAT weird.
Bright:
"I HAVE D CUPS MIKELL!"-Jack (Jane? Jacqueline? Jess? Jackie? IDFK)
"WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!"-Mikell
"CAN I CALL YOU A BITCH NOW?"-Claire (She already did)
I don't know how to draw cowboy hats yet but trust me I'm trying my best
The Bright Brothers standing around a small McDonald's milkshake chanting "Dad's guilt money, dad's guilt money" ominously.
It's crazy to imagine David just calling Jack one day and being like "hey I know it's been a long time since we talked my dad removed my eyes so I joined the serpents hand and now I have a service dog chupacabra hybrid."
And Jack is just like "🧍....what?"