This Is In The Harry Potter BOOKS. Not The Movies. Movie Molly Weasley Isn't Perfect But Is At Least

This is in the Harry Potter BOOKS. Not the movies. Movie Molly Weasley isn't perfect but is at least good. :)

I can just imagine Molly, who wanted all of her boys to be girls, having very high standards for them. Not high in the 'you must all be carbon copies of me' way but in the 'you can be yourself but only if you do it exactly how I think you should' way.

So of course, Percy is an incredibly gifted individual with an IQ off the charts and the uncontrollable desire for success, and Molly knows what he should do with it, but he doesn't like her plan. He doesn't want to go into the Ministry under his father and marry a woman who acts like Molly.

But his friends accept that. His little found family, Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory, Penelope Clearwater, Cho Chang, maybe even Marcus Flint, when him and Oliver got along, loved him for being himself, and that was enough.

(Also you can't tell me this man is cishet. It isn't possible. He's transmasc and gay as the sun is hot.)

(Also also Penelope and him were mutual beards and she went on to marry Cho Chang)

The SCP Foundation as things my friends have said

Bright: Oh I forgot myself at home

Rights: STOP FUCKING ME AND LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL!

Gears: I don't want you all to die, but if you went missing, I'd say you told me you were running away from this and changing all your information.

Teeth (O5-7): *Distant eldrich shrieking*

Founder (O5-1): I think I just heard my spine snap in half at the mere thought of trying that

Rights: Break my back like a glowstick daddy (Sometimes I think I need new friends)

Bright: So now there are two of us.

Kondraki, to Clef: Why do you look like a gremlin in the intro, but I look normal? Shouldn't that be reversed?

SCP-049: Bonjour bitch.

Kain: I'M A GOOD BOY *Sound of something breaking*

Roth: You say I'm a human in a catsuit, I say you're a cat in a fleshsuit!

Any person in the Foundation about Bright: She might have pneumonia but it's ok.

I have so many more of these, but I want to see if anyone actually wants this before I post more of this. I have come to the conclusion that my friends are all on some kind of strange drug, and I want it.

My wife and I are similar to the Perciver ship in HP and somehow I only just now realized that.

First off, I am not married. I just refer to them as my wife because we have decided that if we are unmarried by 30 we will marry each other, and we are not going to be married by 30.

They're Oliver. Driven and, while outwardly a bit hyper and maybe somewhat messy, quite driven. Low self esteem which I don't understand because how can someone so pretty not know that they have fantastic hair and a brilliant personality and great bone structure and I need to shut up about how hot my wife is or my family will find out I'm gay, and they're Christian, so that won't go well.

I'm Percy, a burned out gifted kid with a probably autistic father and a nice mom. I burned out early but, as I was already severely psychologically damaged, I wasn't able to show that without triggering my fight or flight response because the idea of any visible imperfection causes panic.

Anyways, my wife is hot, I need therapy, good night.

I suddenly made a lot of connections in a very short amount of time so I'm here to tell you about it.

In Harry Potter, lycanthropy is a kind of metaphor for HIV/AIDS.

Fenrir Greyback gave it to Remus Lupin when Rem was FIVE.

We just completely overlook that Lupin wasn’t a ‘Casanova’, he was a CSA victim coping badly

Why can't I be happy? And why have all of my comfort characters been hurt so badly? Like, without fail. All of them.

Are they not the same person? I think they're the same person.

Nearly Anyone in the SCP universe named Adam has f-ed up something important

Oliver Wood, head resting on Percy Wood's shoulder, frustrated about a Quidditch loss: FUCK the Welsh.

Sirius Black: What do you think the entire male portion of the graduating class of 1978 have been doing?!

Kinglsey (No I will not put his last name, shame on JKR): Fucking SPECIFICALLY Remus.