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Board/Card Games That Are Probably Banned From The Dorms.
Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.
Heartslabyul:
Scrabble
Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.
"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"
"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"
"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".
Savanaclaw:
Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker
Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.
"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "
"Yes"
"But you played two fours last round?"
"Maybe"
...
...
"Bullshit"
Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.
Octavinelle:
Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack
Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.
"Floyd you can not buy that property"
"Why?"
"Well because"
"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"
"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"
"It's just a game"
Scarabia:
Mancala, DND, Clue
DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.
"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"
"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."
"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"
"Are you cheating?"
"No?"
"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".
Pomefiore:
Clue, Go, Mahjong
Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.
The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.
"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"
"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"
"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"
Ignihyde:
Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".
"You just cheated,"
"Um how"
"Ortho do a play back play"
"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"
Diasomnia
Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.
Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.
Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.
"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"
"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"
"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"
"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".
Ramshackle:
Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO
Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.
"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"
"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"
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I don't want to be like Him.
MC/Y/N= Yuu. Yuu is 14 and Vil is his original age (18). THIS PLATONIC! Y'ALL ARE SIBLINGS!
Warnings: just angst and Yuu having a panic attacks and anxiety. Also everyone is kinda a dick.
Part one
"Dad do I really have to go?", Yuu looked nervous, shaking almost.
"Hm? What was that? You're breaking up".
Yuu sigh, it has been almost a year since they last saw their dad, nearly two since they last saw their older brother Vil. Their dad has been traveling around the world to "find their muse".
"Dad are we sure I have to go to THIS school? I think there is plenty of schools at home". Yuu looked out the window, a tall building that looked almost like an airport but instead was for mirrors, leading around the world.
"Nonsense! You and Vil deserve the best schools, Your grades also prove so! Plus since you didn't want to go RSA, so this is the only option left".
"But couldn't I have gone to NBC?".
Yuu's door opened, "Master Yuu? It is time to go".
"No. Besides wouldn't you want to be closer to where your brother is?".
Yuu heard yelling on the other side of the phone, "Listen, Yuu. You'll be fine, if school is that bad we'll discuss the next step during winter break. I love you, dear".
Yuu sighed, "Love you too dad".
Yuu hung up the phone, stepping outside, there were a lot of people heading towards the building. Some people are saying goodbye to loved ones.
"Master Yuu, here is your ticket with the mirror information. Your bags should already be in your chosen dorm".
"Thank you, Willaim, please take care".
"Oh I will, I think I will miss your helpfulness at the manor. It will be quiet again".
The two said their goodbyes, and Yuu walked into the building.
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Yuu looked down at the ticket, Gate D4. Luckily Yuu was parked at the entrance of gate C. Yuu walked around, then finally arrived at gate D4. There was a line in the mirror, probably students returning to NRC. Vil was perhaps in the school awaiting the entrance ceremony.
"Hello! new students and returning students of Night Raven College! We ask all new students to wear these robes before entering the mirror. If you are a returning student please come forward, please follow your dorm dress code before entering the mirror".
Yuu didn't think about the dorms, Yuu looked back at the ticket, no mention of what dorm they were in, nor did the robe gave a hint. Whatever their dorm is, they want it far away from Vil as possible.
The only people that were left in the mirror hall were all the freshmen, as Yuu rushed to pull the robe over their clothing.
"Okay freshman! Due to policy, your destination will be different from the returning students. We asked that everyone go into the mirror one at a time so the mirror accidentally put two people in one coffin".
'What. The. Fuck. Did she just say coffin? Nope. I knew this was a bad idea.' Yuu's thoughts were being swarmed with anxiety, their thoughts being louder than the yelling behind them.
Yuu stopped in front of the mirror, 'Yuu, you can do this. It is just a small space for a few minutes. You can -"
"HEY SOMEONE STOP THAT CAT!".
"Huh?" As Yuu turned around, they were pushed into the mirror with something holding their chest.
Then everything went dark.
Yuu's eyes shot open, and a great burst of blue flames surrounded them. "Okay! NOW HUMAN! Give me your robes!"
"A...talking cat?". The said cat jumped on top of their chest and started pulling on the robe, "Listen to me! Give me the damn robe!".
Yuu took a deep breath, "Now I hate animal abuse, but I am sorry". Yuu picked up the cat by the scruff and tossed it away from them. Yuu made a dash towards the nearest exit.
"HEY WAIT FOR ME!".
The cat jumped onto Yuu's leg, tripping them both down the stairs.
"Now what do we have here?". Yuu looked up and saw a 'plague doctor?'.
"Ah. Um, I an explain this..."
"I hope so, late for orientation and bring an untrained familiar? I do say this isn't a good start to the school year".
Yuu stood up and dusted themselves off, pulling the cat by the scruff, "This isn't mine".
"HEY! LET ME GO!",. The cat squirmed and tried to claw Yuu's hands.
"Is that so? Then what are you? Who owns you?". The man looked closer at the cat.
"I HAVE NO MASTER I AM THE GREAT GRIM!".
"Ah. I see" The man took 'Grim' out of Yuu's hand and covered the cat's mouth.
"Oh, um sir? I think I am lost?". Yuu felt like dying on the spot, this isn't looking good, luckily no one else was around to witness their embarrassment.
'So much as staying invisible this year'.
"Oh, I do know. When I realized there was a student missing from their seat. We wouldn't want to lose such an important student, right young Schoenhiet?". The older man smiled down at them, ignoring the feral cat that was swinging from his hand.
Yuu sighed, "No sir".
"Great! Now let us get back into the Hall of Mirrors! We do have an audience waiting. Now what to do with you?". He looked down at Grim.
As they walked to the Hall, the man introduced himself as Headmage 'Crowley', he wouldn't stop talking about how great it was to have another donation (from appernlty from their father) given to the school.
When they finally arrived, the three was greeted by a huge door. There were soft noises behind the door, 'this is it, you are going to see him after no contact for two years. It's fine he probably doesn't remember what you even look like. It's going to be fine'
Yuu felt like they couldn't breathe, they were late, and that means all eyes will be on them. Yuu moved the hood to cover their face more, hopefully, everyone will be busy to notice them slip in.
But headmage Crowley decided to slam the doors open, "I have found the missing student!".
'It's not fine'.
Yuu cringed, they felt eyes everywhere. "Now! Let us get your dorm assigned! The sooner the better!". Crowley pushed Yuu towards the mirror, the mirror with a dark green mask.
Yuu made a small and quick glance towards Vil, hoping their brother doesn't see them. Praying to whatever immortal deity saves them, and that they'll be assigned to any other dorm than his.
"State your name" The Dark mirror demanded.
'Well shit'.
"um.. Yuu Scoenhiet".
"Speak up!".
"Yuu Schoenhiet".
Yuu heard quiet murmurs behind them, Yuu looked around and their eyes met with Vil, who was staring them down.
Vil looked more mature, their flawless skin glowing in the dark room, the last time Yuu saw him, Yuu could barely remember what he lookrd like before. A shorter man, with a ugly haircut came up behind Vil and whispered something into his ear. Vil scuffed and walked away with the man following him.
"Yuu.... Your soul is...unclear".
Gasping filled the room, "There is nothing. No sound. Colorless. Shapeless. Nothing".
'Wow, there goes what is left of my self-esteem'.
"There is no dorm for this one".
'This is embarrassing someone please kill me now'.
The mirror disappeared, and the sound of people talking got louder.
"Young Yuu? Do you not possess magic?" Crowley asked nervously.
Yuu couldn't breathe, they felt their world crash around them.
The sound of heels clicking toward them echoed, "No. No They do not possess any form of magic".
A hand fell onto Yuu's shoulder, "What's wrong dear Yuu? You are shaking as a leaf" Vil smiled.
A short redhead made a small comment, "Then can you explain why they are even in this school?"
Vil rolled his eyes and smiled, "Everyone I would like you guys to meet my younger sibling. Yuu".
There was a lot of shouting between students, "If you two are siblings why don't you look alike?".
"Oh that is simple, Roi du Poison's father adopted Yuu as a baby, charity case". The same man as early came to Vil's side and smiled at Yuu.
"Headmage, Yuu is my responsibility. And I planned to take care of them until I graduate". Vil's hand started squeezing Yuu's shoulder.
"I am afraid not, all dorms are filled. I believe the only dorm that is available is Ramshackle". Crowley shoked his head. "We also have to deal with this...thing that Yuu brought".
Vil looked at the cat that was basically foaming at the mouth, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Yuu, were did you get this weasel?".
Yuu looked down at the floor, "Um, it's not mine".
"I AM NOT A WEASEL, I AM THE GREAT MAGE NAMED GRIM".
Vil sighed, "Yuu, you had to bring a feral rat? What would father's think if he finds out his child brought an animal to school, breaking the rules and it hasn't been a full day. Are you trying to embarrass the Schoenhiet name?"
"No of course not! I was pushed in the mirror with Grim". Yuu felt powerless, well obviously since they were the only magicless student.
"If I may step in here", everyone's eyes were on the small man? "Maybe this was a blessing? A magicless student with a magic talking cat? Headmage if I was you, I would just let them be one student. The cat and the human as one". His pink eyes staring Yuu down, but atleast he was smiling.
"NO NO! I WORK ALONE! I DON'T NEED A HENCHMAN"
'Why Me'.
Authors note:.
Here is awaited part two for everyone! I do apologize if this seems rushed but I felt the need to get the ideas written before I forget them! Thank you guys so much!
Imagine Yuu/Name getting isekai'd back into Twisted Wonderland.
After the amazing year long adventure, (Name) must return home. After saying goodbyes they step forward into the mirror, they are greeted by their world in a hospital bed.
'What the hell', (Name) scratched their head.
"Oh, you're awake!"
The nurse walked up to them and started messing with the machine next to them.
(Name) looked at the nurse, " Um, can I call my family?".
"Oh! Of course! Let us check your vitals first!".
(Name) felt like crying out of pure joy, they were going to see their family and friends again. After what they thought was a year was only 6 months in the real world.
(Names)'s family filled the room, hugs were past around. Laughter and crying was heard all around.
"Yeah, (Name) the doctor said it was the worst cast of insomnia he has seen! You had to be put in a medically induce coma to sleep!"
"No more staying up so late for school or anything, this year let's focus on your mental health!"
(Name) smiled, "Of course mom and dad!"
"(Name) why are you crying?"
"I missed you guys so much". (Name) smiled fondly at their family.
As (Name)'s parents filled out discharge papers, (Name) was wheeled to their families car.
"Um hey? Nurse? Are you sure it's okay to leave me here?".
"Oh yeah! Your family is just to be out! Plus these wheels are locked so you'll be fine".
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"Shhhh, hey hey now. Shhhh, let's not cry buddy".
'Am crying?'
(Name) looked around, everything was so glossy, only being able to see inches in front of them. But then again it was raining.
"Who would abandoned a baby here?"
"A MONSTER THATS WHO"
"Sebek shh! You're going to scare it"
'Wait....Sebek'
(Name) felt their whole body being lifted, their body being held close to... SILVER?!
(Name) started wailing, "hey buddy. Shhh, it's okay! Look what you did Sebek you got the baby crying!".
'I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME AS A BABY?!'.
Sorry! This was rushed! I do intend to make a longer part two exploring more but I couldn't get the thought of Yuu getting back home just to get hit by truck-sama and get returned like an Amazon packaged. Thank you guys! Also I know that you can't be hospitalized just for insomnia.
I just realize that you had to press "save draft" to save your draft so like, everything is lost....
I'm also having a writers block for a Genshin AU because I don't know whether or not to have characters as teachers or students. Because I can see alot of them as college students and the rest teachers.
Thank you so much btw! This was really good! Again thank you!
I was binging your stories and I was wondering from this. Do you think reader would've had a omegan drop if he didn't get help from Bonten Gang, the stress of like a newborn and a rebellious son taking a toll on him, then the son being there to witness like 'shit what to do I do? My dads are going to kill me'.
Idk just a thought.
Ohohooo
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(Name) felt dizzy, he had been all day.
His pups were non-stop, his eldest being particularly prickish and doing shit he shouldn't and his youngest wasn't feeling well and sobbing non-stop.
"Shh shh!" (Name) tried soothing tho sobbing baby, having just given them their bottle and a fresh diaper.
His mates were working hard, unable to spend time at home often and besides... (Name) wanted to be a stay at home Omega to care for his kids... He could handle this.
Right?
Eventually his pup quieted down and fell asleep and (name) let out a sigh of relief, his head pounding and body trembling aggressively as he went to stand up.
His son walked into the room as he saw his Dam drop.
Time moved slowly as he managed to catch (name), the Omega shaking as his body went limp and the scent of (scent) gone from the air.
He knew he was one of the sole causes of this drop, having been an absolute menace to his dam but seeing the other drop... Was terrifying.
"What do I do?!" Having not paid attention to secondary gender classes at all safe for the Alpha portions left him like a fish out of water.
"God they're gonna kill me!" The ramifications of what he's done now setting in, how was he going to explain this to his sires!
He can hear the questions now "well why didn't you help him?" What was he going to say?! "I didn't see him as a person, omegas should just be able to handle this stuff"
Papa Mikey would kick him into the sun!
(Name) was completely unresponsive and (sons name) didn't realize what time it was as the first half of his dad's stepped through the door "(name)?!" Kakucho said panicked as the four men rushed to the Omega "what happened?!" Sanzu hissed out and (sons name) was freaking out as he watched Rindō lift (name) into his arms "we need to get him to the hospital now!"
"(Sons name)! Grab your sister!"
"I-I don't know how to hold her!"
"What do you mean?! You held he plenty of times when helping (name)" that's what (name) said in the phone after all.
"I-I... Don't help"
"WHAT?!" The men were livid as Mochi checked (name) "we will deal with this at the hospital, he needs help now!"
The other half met them at the hospital, (name) hooked up to machines and is thankfully stable but unconscious as Ran kissed his forehead gently.
"Explain."
(Sons name) wanted the world to devour him as his dad's stared him down "why aren't you helping him? Helping your sister? The man gives you unconditional love and this is what you give back?!"
"He's just an Omega he can Handle it!"
The room went cold as Koko stared his kid down "what did you say?"
"H-hes an Omega! They're baby machines! It's not my fault he wasn't good enough to handle it!"
"He's not a fucking machine you little shit! He's a person! Just like you and he obviously has been dealing with some bullshit to have had a drop to this degree!"
"Well why don't you guys help huh?!"
"Because we bust our asses to keep you fed! And we do fucking help, who do you think does the night feedings and changes?!"
"When he wakes up, we are learning all the shit you do and if our suspicions are correct, you're going to fucking military school" Sanzu gritted out to his kid, barely wanting to look at the kid whom (name) devoted so much love and time too only to do this shit.
Unforgivable.
When (name) woke, he was clingy as hell and flickering from his omega state as Mikey held him close to soothe him "pups?"
"They're right there baby" Mikey pointed to his kids, Sanzu holding their babe to give (name) "what happened...?" (Name) slurred out and Mikey nosed at his scent gland "you dropped baby"
(Name) looked wide eyed as his pup fed from him "what happened (name)"
(Name)s eyes watered up, now having to face his problems head on as a soft hiccup left his lips.
The alphas attention turned to their son who rolled his eyes "Kakucho, wait in the hall with him"
When the two left the room, (name) was urged to share and he did.
Apologies were sputtered out, the alphas feeling shitty for not being home enough to catch this problem that clearly got so bad their beloved dropped.
"I-I don't know what to do anymore..." (Name) mumbled exhausted, snuggling into Mikey as ran held their baby girl "sleep, we will handle it"
(Name) didn't leave his room as his mates got into the car with their son, keeping to their word about millitary school.
Koko came and checked on (name), the alphas working out a chart on who could be home each day with (name) to help out especially during his recovery "I-I just feel like I failed..." (Name) mumbled and Koko kissed him gently "you didn't fail, we couldn't have predicted him making friends with shitlings"
"You're a great dam and a great mate, I don't want to hear otherwise"
"Ok alpha..."
"Good..."