Oh God I Can't Stand This... My Heart Is Exploding

oh god i can't stand this... my heart is exploding

this is an ancient meme now, but here it is anyway

“Conan No”

- a book written by Ai Haibara, co-authored by Ran Mouri, foreword by Hiroshi Agasa with excerpts from “Conan Chill Out” by Miwako Sato, followed by a sequel “Conan YES” by Conan Edogawa, Shuichi Akai, Rei Furuya, and Heiji Hattori

Tim was four days into a sleep deficit so he felt that to say that this predicament was his fault was a bit of a reach.

For it to be his fault he would have had to cognizant of the last 16 hours.

All he wanted to do was take a power nap in the nearest closest durring the Waynetech gala but nooo Bruce had to be taken hostage by the Joker.

So he did what he thought would work best and shoved uncle Clark into the nearest emergency bat storage and told him to suit up.

Maybe he looked a bit more confused than normal but they didn’t need a reporter they needed Batman!

That being said wasn’t uncle Clark supposed to be off-world?

Oh no.

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Jack honestly had no clue what was happening for the last six months so when he was told to be Batman he merely just shrugged as the frankly exhausted teen left him to his own.

With his son turning out to be part ghost to the government hunting down his said son and having to move shop halfway across the continent.

This might as well happen.

Grinning like a kid on Christmas, Jack plopped on the finishing touch.

“Oh Danno is not going to believe this!”

Raising a cloaked arm with a flourish Jack struck a pose.

“Alrighty Jack enough messing around! Time to save the party, Fenton style!

Shifting his feet, Jack took a deep breath before smoothing his face the best he could. After all, couldn’t have a smiling Batman! Before walking out the room and taking running leap through the wall to the streets of Gotham before grappling to the nearest building.

DP x DC prompt. Side Job.

Flash: Danny, come on! Superman and Captain Marvel have already agreed to the race. Aren’t you interested? We’ll even let you fly. The most important thing is not winning but taking part. No one will laugh. Danny: Flash, I’m not afraid of losing. I just already know the result. That’s why I’m not intrested in.

Flash: Is there something you want to share with the class?

Danny: It is simple. Death is inescapable, right? So..

*Danny summons the scythe he used in the Circus Gothika.*

Danny:You don’t think you can run so fast that you can escape the Death, do you?

*Danny’s eyes glowing red.*

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Aquaman: You’re such a little shit. You know, you could have just told them you had a lot of homework for Monday, instead of using the fact that Flash recently watched Puss in Boots for a prank.

Danny: Prank? Who said it is a prank? Flash, for the love of Clockwork, come out from under the couch, I’m not at work now. Well, I am not here for you, I swear. Danny: By the way, Aquaman, can I get your autograph? Aquaman:

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