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Spongebob voice: In a different universe
Kaito: I lie to myself.
Haibara:
Kaito: Every morning when I wake up, I say "Everything's going to be ok, BuT iM lYiNg"
Haibara:
Kaito: "And idk how much longer I can do it" *cue internal screaming of his soul seeping from his throat*
Shiho: How do you manage to stay so positive?
Kaito: Delusion.
Shiho: I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. The highest setting on this microwave is 100%, and you better not take it apart to add power.
Kaito: Oh, come on!
Kaito: You ruin my life.
Touichi: How can I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!
“Conan No”
- a book written by Ai Haibara, co-authored by Ran Mouri, foreword by Hiroshi Agasa with excerpts from “Conan Chill Out” by Miwako Sato, followed by a sequel “Conan YES” by Conan Edogawa, Shuichi Akai, Rei Furuya, and Heiji Hattori
Kaito: We all have a role in this team. I come up with the bad ideas, Hakuba and Akako try to explain why it’s a bad idea and Aoko convince me to do them anyway.
Genius and insanity are closely related, was it?
Well, I think that’s a good thing actually because if Kaitou KID wasn’t at least a slight bit insane, I doubt Film 23 would have worked out. Like, at all.
Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love Kaito and Shinichi but if they weren’t a little bit lunatic, if they weren’t a tad feral, I doubt they would work together so well.
It’s not just their genius but also their willingness to be a bit unhinged in just the right moments.
They never actually lose their self-control, so I think describing them as daredevil and slightly lunatic is warranted.
The (literal) stunts both Conan and Kaitou KID pull off need at least a gross disregard for their own safety – Kaito is skilled, absolutely, the things he planned out are not what I’m referring to.
I love their easy confidence, their awareness that they can handle themselves – it’s not arrogance if it’s founded on the skill to back it up.
But when push comes to shove, when it’s getting dicey, when they are in a tight spot not even they could predict… that’s when their true genius shows in both of them! Together with that smidge of lunacy.
(A’ight, I’ll stop simping and return to writing self-ship about them now)

how come there wasn't a him version of this meme?? anyway, so i did.