Alisa: Roma How Do I Get Revenge?

Alisa: Roma how do I get revenge?

Roma: the best revenge is living well and moving on.

Alisa: Juliette how do I -

Juliette: knife.

Adsom characters as John Mulaney quotes

Kell: “My vibe is like, ‘hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you'."

Rhy: "I quit drinking cause I used to drink too much then I would black out and I would 'ruin parties'."

Alucard: "I will pepper in the fact that I am gay."

Lila: "Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

Holland: "And I was like, 'Top 3 colleges?' I thought I'd be dead in a trunk with my hand sticking out the tail light by now."

bonus Holland:"[groans] You know, life."

Astrid + Athos Dane: "And without looking up at me, my dad just said, 'You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair'."

Master Tieren: "Now, we don't have the time to unpack all that."

Lenos: "I was raised Catholic. I don't know if you can tell that from everything about me."

Rhy + Kell: "My dad loved us. He just didn't care about our general happiness or self-esteem."

whenever audrey rose is mad at him:

Does anybody know where I can find a 6'1 ft tall, brown haired, smart, respectable, witty, sarcastic, romance book reader, cat lover boy who is very good in making deductions?

Holland's POV, a summary:

conjuring of light, a summary:

Kathleen: You have to apologize to Roma.

Juliette: Fine.

Juliette: ‘Unfuck you' or whatever.