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Life Tip #23
Life Tip #23
did you just finish a crying session but don’t want people to know about it? carry around a batch of poison ivy and rub it all over your face after you finish crying so that way your eyes will get red and puffy because of the poison ivy and no one will suspect a thing!!
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