
"You are dripping on my lovely new floor," said Rafal. Rhian blinked at the black stone tiles, grimy and thick with soot.
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Things That Could Only Be Said By Rafal - Part 1
Things That Could Only Be Said by Rafal - Part 1
Rafal: If I must be killed, I don't want to be killed to death.
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Books 1-3, Oversimplified:
Rafal: I knew it. You're Evil!
Sophie: And whose fault is that, darling?
Rafal: ...
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Agatha: I hate you and you're an idiot!
Tedros: Well, I hate you and... wait, hang on, I love you.
Agatha: Great. Now what are we going to do?
Tedros: I—
Agatha: Stop talking. That was a rhetorical question.
Tedros: Wonder what Sophie's up to these days...
Rhian: You've never dated anyone. Do you even have a type?
Rafal: Of course I have a type. An archetype.
Rhian: That's not—
Rafal: The magus, the archmage, the black magician, the ruler, the trickster, the magnificent bastard, the king of spades...
Rhian: [rolls his eyes]