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omg i have never fully agreed more
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Can we just normalise this for anything we love but don't remember? Please I have the memory of a goldfish who is missing half a brain
"DOUBLE IN SIZE EVERY NIGHT" Bruh with the weight I've gained in the past few years I might as well
Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...
How is this thing scary bit also really cute. Like it's huge but I wanna pet him
phrasing of this is taking me out
I make sure to let my cat sniff pretty much everything I bring into the house. I think it pleases her
Your daily dose of cat memes
H̷̳͔̬̞̼͉͔̪̰͇̥̻̜̫͓̬͓̩̙͇̣̤̫͍̘͓̰͎͕̬͚̖̞̮̜͈̖̮̩̲̜̺͖̖̗̻̾̀̈́̅̏̆͆̑̒̐̒̃̄̾̐̇̕̚͘̕̚͠ͅA̶̢̡̬͍̖̳̦̖̙͕̳̖̰̺̼̓̆͂̏͋͜V̴̡̨̨̨̧̧̳̳̯͈̰̗̣̱̙̝̝͚̱̣͎͉̜̥̪͉͖͔̭͚̰̘̦̩͉̪̦̱̮̫̬̯͚͌̍͑̈́̃͌͛̓͐̾̉̐̈́̽̊͒͑͌͌̆͒́̇̇̀̕͘͜͜͠E̵̡̢̛͚̭̝͖̝̝̼̯͔̪̽̆͆̓̐̌̂̈́̄̿̊̀̋̂͆̔̊̔̏͋̒͊̽̔̆̊̍̈̂̿̅̋̚͝͝͠͝͠ ̴̡̨̨̝̮̞̘̪̹̼̱̱̗͓͉̭̬̘̩̲̮̩͎̩̥͈̬͓̱͚͔̜̦̟̝̲̹̠͇̗̰͙̖͇̃̔̎̿͐̊͛͒̀̐̽̈́̿̂̎́̽̊̐̎͆͑̍̓́̌̑̾̅͂͊̚͜͝ͅŶ̷̢̙̘̙͚̪̯̟͕̖̪̬̜̱̦̻̥͎̪͍̰̹̹̮̫̟̳̐͗̈́͊̓͆̽̉͒̈̊͑́̔̔̓̂̑̏͊͌͛͗́̎̓̇͌͑̈̔͒̓͆̌̔̑̐̑͂̚͘͜͝͝ͅǪ̵͇͉̯͓̰̱͔͈̦̖̫͍̫̂U̴̡̨̢̧̥̘̤͓̯̩͓̘̹̳̝̰͈̗̟͔̟͈̪̣̙̟͎̅̈́̈̓̽̈́͌̔̎̔̈́̽́͋̆̽̂̾͊̓̀͋̂͂́͒̈́̆̆̽̐͛̽̕̚͘͜͠ ̷̨̡̨̧̧̺̟̟͍̞̥̟̘̥̜̱͇̞̳̲̘͔̯̖̫̥͎̱̙̫̈́̈̍̑̏̽̈́͐̈̒͒͋̌̍̂̀́͑̐̾̓̊̀͋̈́̀̃̔̅͊́́͗͘̕̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝S̵̨̡̛̮̘̼͎̜̰̦͉̜͇̜͉̼̙̼̩̻͎̥̜̣̼̱͙̹͔̮̦̤̟͚̫͌̎́̃̀̓͛̉̽͑̔͑̀͊͗̽͊̊̑̍̐̅͌̂̈́͑̌͋͌̈́̍̔̈́̈́̚̕̕͘͝ͅͅͅĘ̷̼̘͉͓͓͎̻̣͖̭̹̥̱̺̙͓̹́̄̉̀̐͛͐̎ͅḘ̶̩̤̑̋̾̉̑̅̇̍͛͆̄̄̅̉̊̌̇́̽̂́̌̋̓̉͌͗̊́͒̔̔̓͋̕̕͝N̸̡̧̛͓̝̳̘͂̏̀̔̈̂̓͌͌̍̄̊̽̅͌͊͊̐̂̔̌̑̉̇̌͋̿͘̚̕͠͠ ̵̧̛͖͚̩̫̟̟͔͉̪͇̯̙̈́͂͒̋̓́̈́̌̈́͑̈́̓̎̈́͋̋̎́͊́̏͆̾̌̂́͋̾́̅̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝T̴̢̢̡̡̥̫̞̮̰̳̩̞̫̩͓̯̘̳̩̥͇̮̺̻̹̰͇̣͙͎̖͚̤̤̹̙̗͙̜̠̋̌͑͑͐̓́̍̒̈́̎̋̓̿̄̾͂̓͐́̀̍̑̏̋̓͛͒̊̽̓̅͌̏̆̽͝͠͝ͅH̵̡̧̢̢̧̢̛͚̲̙̻͍̼̫̥̘͓͇̠̻͙̙̱̳̬̗̻̜͉͕̭͇̩̗͔̪̺̺̰̹̙̠̺̻͚̪̗͒͋́̑̒̈̇̉͒̀̋͆̽̀́̉̾̃͌̄͗̀́͒͘͘͜͠͝I̴̢̧̲̭͎̜̠̼̟͈̯͍̭͈̹̜͓͓͔̽͜ͅŞ̴̛̥͙͈̭̘̯̞͉̘̼̻̝̦̣͕̳̣̳̖̑͗̍́̀̿͗̃͌́̇̎͒̏̒̕̕ ̶̨̡̤̹̻̻̻̳̦̭̪͎͈̘̙̺̘̬̬̪̲̼̮̼̣̓ͅM̶̧̨̡̢̧̢̬͉̱̳̠̲͍͈͉̼̱̻̰̞͈̞̯͎͙̠̜̦̪̣̪͚̬̺̥̘̮͈̣̺͙͈̦̳̮̖̠̓́̅́͘ͅͅͅĄ̵̡̡̡̧̛͙͈̠̩̤̫͖̼̜̰̼͉̲͔͓͉̖̱̺͕̩̺͎̽̽́́̂̿́͐͒̐̇͂̔̿̎̾̑̉̌́͘͜͝Ń̶̡̨̡͔̩̖͍͖̮̩͖̰̲͔͍̲̖͕̗̖̫̱̺̠̣̪͕͋̿͆̃̓͗̑̑̐͒̈́̅̓͊̽̊̔͊̓̿͛̋͗̽́̚̕ͅͅ?̷̘̥̮̝̦̘͎̿
Got home to hear mom complaining if I started smoking again. I never left smoking.
Friend: I think these meds are making me more irritable
Me: Gurl maybe ur just a b*tch
WELCOME BIG BIRD!!!!
Imagine if somebody said “I was born ready” before going to start something important, just for someone else to go “actually, you were born premature”
@crystalsdoodles
Me when I cant find a fan fic with a certain character,in a certain relationship,In a specific situation with specific traits that I want
You think your orgasm denial is rough, Jesus has been waiting over 2000 years for a chance to come again
