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The only kind of sexual tension I have, is with my google doc as my so called this-is-going-to-be-such-a-hit wip lays on the screen with 217 word count.

Writing culture is getting the motivation to go ahead with your story but not getting the motivation to ACTUALLY WRITE based on the former said motivation.

reblogging so I find it whenever i need<3

USEFUL WEBSITES FOR WRITERS

Writing With Color: Helps with writing about culture, ethnicity, and religion. Overall, it gives advice on how to write about diversity.

Name Generator: As the name says, it helps you build names for your characters. Very useful if you cannot think of names for your characters!

KathySteinemann: The 'archive.pdf' section helps you with synonyms in case you struggle to find the right word for your sentences (also to avoid using redundant words).

Spwickstrom: Similar to the previous one, this one provides grammar tips. Extremely helpful when finding phrases, verbs, conjunctions, adjectives, and so on.

Servicescape: The perfect website if you're experiencing writer's block. It provides writing prompts. It helps you spark creativity when it comes to writing.

reblog to help other writers !!

WRITING EXERCISE 101

Do you want to write visually? Do you want to write your scenes descriptively AND not get your readers bored? Do you envy the authors whose work are so indulging even if it doesn't have a fun storyline or too much dialogues? If yes, me too.

While surfing through the internet about it, I couldn't find much help. So I had no option but to devise my own practice method. And I swear on Aaron Blackford and my other fictional boyfriends, IT WORKS MAGIC.

So..... one article I found was going on and on about, think like a screenwriter, see like a poet, paint with words etc etc, and I remember thinking-- only if it was this easy.

In this method all you need is, still picture from any of your favorite movie or show (better if it is in the same genre as your WIP) and a blank document open. You don't need to think so hard like a scriptwriter or see things from a poet's perspective if you're not one yourself.

You open the picture on one side of your device and open your document on the other, and you describe exactly word by word about what YOU see. You can even refer to the context of the movie in that scene or maybe make up a new one by yourself.

Don't try to force in poetic devices if you can't think of any at that moment.

Instead, when you'll later read that piece of text again, i promise, you will get a rush of new and better ideas.

Practice this a few more times and the next time when you'll start to work on your WIP, you'll have a much better and clearer idea of what you AND your reader want to have there.

Make sure to let me know how this worked out for y'all!

Thank me later<3

Other people: Oh how I want this! I'm gonna make it happen for myself.

Me, a writer: Oh how I want this! But since this is not gonna happen to me lemme just write a book about it where I've imprinted my personality and appearance traits onto the main character as it is.

I could be such a good writer if I would just *clenches fist* write.

Moot Moot news

Soooo I just realized that it's tumblr and I don't really have to worry about someone I know seeing anything I post and asking about it or being mean- but also that the whole reason I got on tumblr was to have fun and to just be able to enjoy and share anything that I like with others and vise versa and honestly I've been doing that and having the time of my life--Sooooo, on that note, I changed my mind and I'm just going to post my fic here and while I don't really know what I'm doing I figured I might as well have fun with it so I'm gonna take down the poll and post a teaser and then post the fic, so on that note hope you mind my rambul/waffleing and i'm going to stop talking and end this post before it gets to long hope you have a good day/night

(by the way i'm going to going to be changing my sign off kk bye)

---sazalea

some memes for ur time

possible titles for my Awow wip

Teaser for the AWOW fic

this is the aformentioned teaser that i said i would post so here it is hope yall like it so far (this just a random Passage btw)

~~~He could hear others walking around outside and talking but couldn't make out any specific words. He sat there for a few minutes trying to remember how he got here, and where exactly ‘here’ was, though he didn't have to wait as long as he thought because he could hear two sets of feet making their way closer to him. As they got closer he was finally able to make out what they were saying.

“Is what sa’nu said true?!” The voice sounded young and full of curiosity they remind him a bit tuk but he could tell it wasn't, the second person sighed “yes, but your not supposed to be here, sa’nok said she wanted you to stay in the kelku sooo go back” they drew out there words a bit, but unlike they first voice this one sound older and a bit annoyed~~~

*adds random fight over a mistake, ending up in a divorce.*

“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.