It Was Very Eye Opening

It was very eye opening

Happy pride my lovely skrunklies I'm writing a TV show on the amrev gays mostly lams and my mom owns a publishing company so it might become a thing you're welcome

Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.

Major generals: hiii!!!

Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.

Aides: HENLOOOO

Washington: and those…uh…

*Chanting in the distance*

Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.

JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY

Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE

JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE

Navy Himbos: BA BA BA

Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.

UwU.

uwu

Wanna hear something shocking?

I,

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE,

HAVENT READ WASHINGTON'S GAY GENERAL.

I just got my hands on it and will update!!!!

(also when I typed will, the two autocorrect options were William and Wilhelm, so Yuh. I am so proud of myself teehee.)

*crawling into your inbox again hehe*

more Duponceau from Washington's gay general??

pleaspleaspelaspleapsleapsleapslepalspelapsleaseplease he is the silliest he is ben franklin with the key and the kite DUPONCEAU DOESN'T GET TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

plus he looks so pretty in the artstyle hehe

HAIL YUH OMG ID BE HONORRDDD

YUSSSS

OKAY I LITERALLY FOLDED EVERY DUPONCEAU PAGE AAAAA

Okay yayayay

In order:

silly bOi and azor shivering in the corner

Tired silly boi

SILLY BOI BIOGRAPHYY?!?!?

(chokes and collapses)

I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE PWETYY BOI...

Later

✨vanishes like the fine morning mist✨