No Because Listen, You WILL Refer To Me As Handsome, I DO NOT CARE IF I'M FEM PRESENTING I'M HANDSOME

No because listen, you WILL refer to me as handsome, I DO NOT CARE IF I'M FEM PRESENTING I'M HANDSOME GOD DAMNIT

I just broke vmy favorite mug I'm very emotionally fragile and I'm going to cry.... It was shaped like a lamma and incredibly hard to drink from but it held my markers so well!!!

I have 99 problems but being able to afford a switch and being able to talk to a bunch a silly little animal villagers wouldn't fix any of them.... But boy it sure would be nice.

Yes I'm a Tumblr funnyman but have I mentioned that I'm like really fuckin dumb. Also should I do a face reveal to feed my ego?? What do y'all think I look like? Do you think I look like a cave troll? A reddit man? Sorry but I'm actually Remy from Ratatouille. Sorry but I'm actually Ben Shapiro. Sorry but I'm actually Dirk Strider from Homestuck but only after he goes ultimate. Sorry I'm actually Garfield. Sorry but actually a 98 year old man, my name is actually Harrison and I'm in hospice and have had cancer two separate times. Sorry but I'm actually Bibble from that one Barbie movie.

Why all the bitches in Supernatural be like "yeah, just lemme go to hell real quick, shhhh what no Samuel, I'll be fine, I'm just descending real quick, hollup I'll be back in half a season just let me go to the deepest, darkest pit of the underworld, brb, just gotta get my soul up and stolen feal quick." like excuse me? No, bitch stop crawling into that dark cavernous pit, get your ass back here you fuckin hetero, your hero complex is showing.