I'm Gonna Hyperventilate That's Fucking Hilarious, Diolch Yn Fawr Iawn My Friend

I'm gonna hyperventilate that's fucking hilarious, diolch yn fawr iawn my friend

Okay but what if Bucky gets found out by HYDRA and Zola after capture because Dugan and Gabe are always ushering him to the back away from possible notice, to the point it backfires and draws suspicion. When they pick him out HYDRA orders him to recite the Lord's Prayer and Bucky recites what he always remembers Steve saying. The Prayer he made sure to remember before he was shipped out just in case something like this happened.

Only... Steve is Catholic. The Prayer that Bucky's heard Steve and some of his fellow soldiers recite is different from the one a Protestant would recite and his dog tags say he's a Protestant. He didn't even know they said the Prayer differently.

Bucky finds one of Peter's library books left behind in his apartment his first morning back from a long mission, and it leads to a confusing morning for both of them; the beginning of something even more unexpected than Peter becoming Bucky's cat sitter.

Part 2 of when you've nothing to remember, you've nothing to lose featuring Peter as Bucky's cat sitter and Bucky almost remembering Peter. Neither of them have enough emotional stability for this, but they have cooking and memories of women who cared for them as mothers to share...

For the @winterspider-bingo SFW Fill: In the Kitchen

(which I know isn't a row link with Alpine, this is just a good filler prompt)

I've now seen a fair few posts about Bucky's change in appearance and seen people offer up in-universe explanations such as it's first time in his entire life he's been getting consistent food and water etc. I need to say one thing.

I find it abhorrent that people feel the need to critique/comment on the body of a real life person considering all we now know of what these super cut beefy actors go through (which btw includes extreme dehydration which is life threatening) just so a movie can have a "sexy shirtless scene" and what Sebastian Stan has said in the past about his body dysmorphia. And in the context of Bucky as a character, it's disgusting considering he spent almost a century with no autonomy over what he looks like or what he did with his time, he's not cattle to judge.

So yeah we can think up all the in universe explanations we like and post the most backhanded compliments in support of him, but the thing is we shouldn't be commenting at all. This isn't like what they did with Thor where it was part of a poor taste storyline and a costume that Hemsworth donned, this is a real person's body and after the horrible treatment the late Chadwick Boseman received for his body's changes undergoing treatment, I would've hoped people had learned that even "complimentary" comments about body weight changes can be inappropriate and unwelcome. Just don't say anything?? It's so easy to shut up.

Bucky Barnes and Kaine Parker in the MCU would be such a based, rat bastard combo and I'm already mad we don't have it

Tom Holland looking like he hasn't slept in six weeks with blood on his teeth as Kaine, and Bucky trying real hard to be as patient as Steve was with him but goddamnit this spider punk makes it difficult and oh now he has a twin (? because who thinks of clone first!?) who's oddly sunshine, like the complete opposite of the homicidal one, and definitely seems to know Bucky even though he's no idea who Peter is

I feel like if the actors read the script and think it's a joke then the writers in charge of the storyline in question should be contractually obligated to rethink that shit

I think even Walker would hate that racist smear considering his wife Olivia and child are mixed race, and his best friend was a black man who meant so much to him he went completely off the rails when Lemar was killed

If you’re gonna ship B*lly H*rgr*ve with anyone may I suggest him: