Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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As a child I had a nightmare in which Doctor Octopus captured Spiderman, then made sausages out of his kidneys, stomach fat and small intestines and ate them in front of him. So yeah, the No Way Home trailer hits different.
What Stage of your youtube career are you in?
1: Let’s Play
2: Game Reviews
3: Movie reviews
4: Youtube Commentary
5: Ironic lifehacks
6: Half-hour cat toy reviews
7: Rating Sex Ed VHS tapes from the 80’s
Having a muse sucks. How do you tell someone that they are pretty much the love of your life but like, platonically? Now I know why so many renaissance poets got so heavy into ye olde vagueposting.
"Hey I know we don't talk that much and I don't mean to be intimidating or anything but I thought you should know that but yours is a beauty which burns in my heart undimmed by the wear of years."
"You are the sole pattern of my passions, but like, in a chill way."
"Your very presence in this world redeems all my fallen hopes for joy, not that I like you or anything."
"Like hey, no romo but u are the song my soul would sing.
...U make my heart go ringy ding ding."
Dysthymia man, it wierds up your whole life even when its getting better. I was just feeling super off after an argument with someone, and suddenly something clicked.
"Oh! My ego is bruised! I have an EGO now! Wow!"
Progress, people, progress.