*sneaking Into My Mom's Closet In The Dead Of Night*

*sneaking into my mom's closet in the dead of night*

"Please madam, have you a drop of Fray Check®? A pin or thimble for a wayward waif? A meagre scrap of linen?"

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.

-Jerry Seinfeld

What Stage of your youtube career are you in?

1: Let’s Play

2: Game Reviews

3: Movie reviews

4: Youtube Commentary

5: Ironic lifehacks

6: Half-hour cat toy reviews

7: Rating Sex Ed VHS tapes from the 80’s

I used a face mask brush for the first time and was like "Oh! I'm going to have so much control now! Gonna have some great results!" And then I nigh-immediately rammed a fat gob of chemicals straight into my eye with it and that's a good metaphor for the industrial revolution I think.

We are the gaslights of the girlbosses you couldn’t gatekeep.

Arrr, ye've scuppered me Tumbl'r