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Mémoires d'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.

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How Does My Mom Manage To Close A Twist Tie Clockwise And Counterclockwise Simultaneously?

How does my mom manage to close a twist tie clockwise and counterclockwise simultaneously?


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Girl, help. Just like, in general.


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Just sniffed grenadine and got a VICIOUS sense memory. During a heat wave I used to sneak it outta the cabinet and put it on rough crushed ice from the fridge for "snow cones." That was the summer I read Anne of Green Gables. I just got my first American Girl Doll. I OFFERED HER SOME TOO. I gotta sit down. I gotta sit down.


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Hrrrm! *I look a trifle Thwarted* [the frog appreciates the gesture] *it looks a trifle Warted*

Poorf! *Summons a frog onto your head* (it is polite but uncomfortably Moist.)


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