3 Minutes After Submitting A Resume:

3 minutes after submitting a resume:

Job??? Jahb? *agressively refreshes my inbox* JOB?????????

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2 years ago

Need you guys to know that whenever I type shit like hhhhhhh, aaoouggghh, or oughh that I am specifically imitating this sound that Erik makes the 1987 animated Phantom of the Opera movie

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shitpost i'm dead

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2 years ago

Hans, hol mir einen Britisher Kuchenhosen

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food shitpost little german boy british dissing my own ancestors thats watcha get for being so prone to colon cancer oversharing anyway WHO HOSES DOWN THEIR BAKED GOODS????

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2 years ago

Jesse we need to go back to bed soon and we can talk about how to get a snack at the bar

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breaking bad jesse we need to cook

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2 years ago

To mother,

I hope your nap was good,

And that your headache is getting better.

I'm sorry, but I have covered the table in hot sugar water

Boiling hot, actually.

Don't ask me how

Or why

It was supposed to be a suprise.

Supposed to be.

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shitpost poetry shitty poetry this is just to say william carlos williams

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2 years ago

Me, age 12: *Listening to the all-american classic "Albuquerque" by the esteemed Al Yankovic.*

My brother: You desire Weird Al carnally.

Me:

Me, Age 12: *Listening To The All-american Classic "Albuquerque" By The Esteemed Al Yankovic.*

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shitpost meme memes cursed emoji wierd al wierd al Yankovic sibling siblings just sibling things albuquerque oh no this had a typo for hours weird al weird al yankovic

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