I Know This Episode Was Crazy For Many Reasons But I Can't Stop Thinking About One Thing

I know this episode was crazy for many reasons but I can't stop thinking about one thing

No more lulu and hootcifer scenes 😭

Okay I am going to say it

✨🥰♥️💞✨🌈✨KANEJ AND ZOYALAI DOUBLE DATE✨🌈🥰😍✨💞

I bet I can traumatize you with only three words :

Knok knok, human

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MOVIE I AM SO ANGRY I HATE IT WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BEING

Why does no one talk about Kaz and Inej stealing the DeKappel?? Like it’s mentioned a lot and we never get the story? And it was clearly purely FOR FUN and to prove they could and it was just the two of them being stupid skilled thieving teenagers together and they didn’t even need the damn thing for literally anything even the money they could get for it and they just stash it under his bed? Like it was under a shit ton of security but I feel like maybe they were just sitting around drinking one night and then just decided to go do it? Or maybe it was his birthday and Inej is the only person who even knows it’s his birthday (because she WOULD get it out of him somehow) and fucking Kaz didn’t even remember it was his birthday but Inej just shows up dressed for a job and he’s like “wtf there’s no job tonight” and she’s like “yes there is we’re gonna lift that stupid painting you’re obsessed with” and ???? I need it. I need shit like that when they were totally in love but had absolutely no idea like the (absolutely deadly and deeply traumatized) dorks they are.

After finishing Addie LaRue I am 100% sure that Luc and the Darkling are the same person.

Manipulative, related with darkness , hundred of years old, powerful, think that they are in love with the protagonist but they really just don't want to be alone , unable to love because they care only about themselves, don't consider their love interests as their equals and obviously they both are PIECES OF SHIT