Asexual/aromantic 🇬🇧🇺🇲 DC imagine 19 year olds
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I believe the reason that the reader is the most hated Hashira is because of no particular reason. I think it's just we joined the Hashrias core a little too late for their liking. They all think that this was the master's way of saying that they were weak or not enough so he added another person. We simply joined after the connections were made between them and they didn't want to open more up to anyone else.
I imagine that the most hated Hashira would be really close to the families and people who they saved.
Like an old man who owns a bakery shop that you saved and whenever you pass you always check in
The same old man with the bakery shop that makes you special treats whenever you pass around his shop
The old man with the bakery shop that will invite you in if you have a bad day and will listen to you
The old man with the bakery shop that will invite you in and celebrate your birthday with you or any other accomplishment you have
The old man with the bakery shop that is your closest friend
Imagine being the most hated Hashira
For whatever reason, the other hashrias just never seem to like or even tolerate you.
No matter what happens, even if you're not in the same vicinity as them, they will always blame you
If Tengen drops something, then his immediate reaction is to yell your name
If Rengoku's food doesn't taste as good as it should he blames you for it
If Shinobu loses something in her office then she'll go to you and rip you a new one about stealing
If Sanemi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, then he'll speak you out to just yell at you
If Obani can't find his snake then he'll ransack your room
If Giyuu gets into a disagreement with Sanemi then he'll take his anger out on you
Mitsuri doesn't really speak you out for anger, but she does distance herself from you a lot
Muichiro just completely forgets about you, whenever he sees you he asks who you are
Oh to be in her position 😉
“The Minotaur”- Damien Hirst
So imagine that gojo and sugru made a bet at who can make you cum first. So you are between them brain dead, as they bicker back and forth. Finally when they cum they ask you and you being in sub space don't know so they're like, 'well now we have to go again'
like you're sucking satrou dick and he's holding the phone. But what you don't realize is that he is face times sugru and sugru is jerking off watching this while you think satrou is just recording you. So you are looking into the camera batting your eyelashes and putting on a show when you hear sugru moan loudly and it finally clicks in that cock slut brain dead head of yours
Oh but you and sukuna getting ready to do double. And you think it's going to go normally with one in puss and the other on ass. But you feel both enter your ass and before you can say anything you are already being fucked as Sukuna's stomach tongue is lick at your clit and he uses his hand mouths to suck on your nipples while you just going into subspace babbling incoherently
Oatmeal raisin cookies
Just something I encountered with a friend
A/n: I swear if I hear anything about oatmeal raisin cookies being bad.. I gonna lose my shit
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Alfred: I am making cookies what kind would you like?
Cass&Steph: Sugar please
Jason,Damian,&Tim : Chocolate
Duke&Dick: Ginger snap cookies please
Bruce: Snikerdoddles please
Batsis: Oatmeal raisin cookies please
Batfam: *Pure shock and disbelief*
Jason: I am sorry did I hear you right
Tim: Did you just say *gulp* oatmeal raisin cookies?...
Batsis: yeah?... What's the problem?
Damian: You traitor, I saw you and my sister
Batsis: Huh?
Steph: I can't even look at your
Batsis: Oh this is about Oatmeal raisin cookies....okay, okay
Batsis: But if I hear you utter one more goddam word about these cookies I am gonna shove them where the sub doesn't shine...
Batsis: because in the end it's a cookie!
Batfam: But still-
Alfred: I personally like oatmeal cookies, and I feel Ill make only these today
Batfam: Ah- shit
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I NEED SOME FANFICTION OF BEELZEBUB FROM HUELLVA BOSS!!!!!!! SHE SOO FUCKING CUTE!! I NEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT!
Important questions to be asked
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Batsis: So... Do you like, like being Mr. Freeze's minions
Mr. Freeze's minion: what do you mean?
Batsis: like it's so cold and you have to wear layers and it just seems uncomfortable to work in these conditions.
Mr. Freeze's minion: Yeah but I like the cold
Batsis: UGHHHH REALLY? NO WONDER YOUR SUCH A MINION
Mr. Freeze's minion: SHUT UP!
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Batsis being a simp
A/N: I am simp for Kaldur so I decided batsis is too
--------------------------------------------------Dick to Kaldur: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Batsis from upstairs: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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