Batsis Being A Simp

Batsis being a simp

A/N: I am simp for Kaldur so I decided batsis is too

--------------------------------------------------Dick to Kaldur: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Batsis from upstairs: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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like you're sucking satrou dick and he's holding the phone. But what you don't realize is that he is face times sugru and sugru is jerking off watching this while you think satrou is just recording you. So you are looking into the camera batting your eyelashes and putting on a show when you hear sugru moan loudly and it finally clicks in that cock slut brain dead head of yours

Oh but you and sukuna getting ready to do double. And you think it's going to go normally with one in puss and the other on ass. But you feel both enter your ass and before you can say anything you are already being fucked as Sukuna's stomach tongue is lick at your clit and he uses his hand mouths to suck on your nipples while you just going into subspace babbling incoherently

Important questions to be asked

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Batsis: So... Do you like, like being Mr. Freeze's minions

Mr. Freeze's minion: what do you mean?

Batsis: like it's so cold and you have to wear layers and it just seems uncomfortable to work in these conditions.

Mr. Freeze's minion: Yeah but I like the cold

Batsis: UGHHHH REALLY? NO WONDER YOUR SUCH A MINION

Mr. Freeze's minion: SHUT UP!

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I imagine that the most hated Hashira would be really close to the families and people who they saved.

Like an old man who owns a bakery shop that you saved and whenever you pass you always check in

The same old man with the bakery shop that makes you special treats whenever you pass around his shop

The old man with the bakery shop that will invite you in if you have a bad day and will listen to you

The old man with the bakery shop that will invite you in and celebrate your birthday with you or any other accomplishment you have

The old man with the bakery shop that is your closest friend

So imagine that gojo and sugru made a bet at who can make you cum first. So you are between them brain dead, as they bicker back and forth. Finally when they cum they ask you and you being in sub space don't know so they're like, 'well now we have to go again'