Batsis Being A Simp

Batsis being a simp

A/N: I am simp for Kaldur so I decided batsis is too

--------------------------------------------------Dick to Kaldur: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Batsis from upstairs: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Oatmeal raisin cookies

Just something I encountered with a friend

A/n: I swear if I hear anything about oatmeal raisin cookies being bad.. I gonna lose my shit

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Alfred: I am making cookies what kind would you like?

Cass&Steph: Sugar please

Jason,Damian,&Tim : Chocolate

Duke&Dick: Ginger snap cookies please

Bruce: Snikerdoddles please

Batsis: Oatmeal raisin cookies please

Batfam: *Pure shock and disbelief*

Jason: I am sorry did I hear you right

Tim: Did you just say *gulp* oatmeal raisin cookies?...

Batsis: yeah?... What's the problem?

Damian: You traitor, I saw you and my sister

Batsis: Huh?

Steph: I can't even look at your

Batsis: Oh this is about Oatmeal raisin cookies....okay, okay

Batsis: But if I hear you utter one more goddam word about these cookies I am gonna shove them where the sub doesn't shine...

Batsis: because in the end it's a cookie!

Batfam: But still-

Alfred: I personally like oatmeal cookies, and I feel Ill make only these today

Batfam: Ah- shit

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Oh but you and sukuna getting ready to do double. And you think it's going to go normally with one in puss and the other on ass. But you feel both enter your ass and before you can say anything you are already being fucked as Sukuna's stomach tongue is lick at your clit and he uses his hand mouths to suck on your nipples while you just going into subspace babbling incoherently

I imagine that the most hated Hashira would be really close to the families and people who they saved.

Like an old man who owns a bakery shop that you saved and whenever you pass you always check in

The same old man with the bakery shop that makes you special treats whenever you pass around his shop

The old man with the bakery shop that will invite you in if you have a bad day and will listen to you

The old man with the bakery shop that will invite you in and celebrate your birthday with you or any other accomplishment you have

The old man with the bakery shop that is your closest friend

I NEED SOME FANFICTION OF BEELZEBUB FROM HUELLVA BOSS!!!!!!! SHE SOO FUCKING CUTE!! I NEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT!