LB: Baker Sees The Glass As Half Full, I See It As Half Empty,

LB: Baker sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty,

LB: That's why we make a good team.

LB: Hitch, on the other hand, just drinks straight from the bottle.

LB: Blacker wonders why it has to be glass,

LB: And Redfort usually breaks the glass by putting her feet on the table

LB: (to ruby)Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice..

LB: for example "redfort, no" applies to just about everything

LB: keep an eye on ruby today. She's going to say something stupid to the wrong person and get punched

Froghorn: sure, I'd love to see redfort get punched

LB: try again

Froghorn: I will stop redfort getting punched in the face

Froghorn: maybe

random spectrum worker: hey boss can you come into work

lb: i’m busy

worker: bradley baker isn’t here

lb, looking at the plane above her: i know

Listen I am so tired and just had the longest day of my life but this came to me out of the blue and I had to get even a rough draft down before I fall asleep and forget forever.

Froghorn: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you-

Ruby: water isn't wet.

Froghorn: how the fuck is water not wet its water-