Listen I Am So Tired And Just Had The Longest Day Of My Life But This Came To Me Out Of The Blue And

Listen I am so tired and just had the longest day of my life but this came to me out of the blue and I had to get even a rough draft down before I fall asleep and forget forever.

LB: keep an eye on ruby today. She's going to say something stupid to the wrong person and get punched

Froghorn: sure, I'd love to see redfort get punched

LB: try again

Froghorn: I will stop redfort getting punched in the face

Froghorn: maybe

LB: Baker sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty,

LB: That's why we make a good team.

LB: Hitch, on the other hand, just drinks straight from the bottle.

LB: Blacker wonders why it has to be glass,

LB: And Redfort usually breaks the glass by putting her feet on the table

Ruby: now LB before you say no-

LB: no.

Ruby: you didn't even hear what it was

LB: I'm sticking with no.

Blacker, defending Ruby: I love talking to Ruby and her friends!! It’s not like any of the boring people around here ever ask me what my top three favorite reptiles are!

LB: (to ruby)Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice..

LB: for example "redfort, no" applies to just about everything