Ruby: Ah Numbers... The Letters Of Maths

Ruby: Ah numbers... the letters of maths

Froghorn: You're meant to be the brightest kid your age?

Blacker: I mean numbers are the letters of maths

Froghorn: No??

LB: Baker sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty,

LB: That's why we make a good team.

LB: Hitch, on the other hand, just drinks straight from the bottle.

LB: Blacker wonders why it has to be glass,

LB: And Redfort usually breaks the glass by putting her feet on the table

The Redfort Gang as Cards Against Humanity Players

Clancy: the one looking up all his cards on Google Images because he doesn’t understand them

Elliot: Laughing hysterically when the judge reads his card, giving himself away

Froghorn: The judge that takes everything extremely literally, doesn’t get any of the irony or sarcasm of the game

Del: Only uses the sexual/inappropriate cards, (Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole is her personal fave)

Mrs. Digby: The judge that sits there staring and refusing to talk until everyone quits talking and quiets down to listen to the cards

Blacker: The one looking over at other peoples card, and spends each round trying to guess (out loud) who put in each card

Ruby: The one who has somehow won almost every round, despite people actively trying not to pick hers

Red: the one who hasn’t won a single round, insists each round “this is the one!!” (It’s never the one)

Hitch: The sneaky one that suspiciously always ends up with the best cards

LB: the owner of the cards, who is usually more worried about them being put away properly and orderly and people not spilling food on them than the actual game

“Ninety-nine seconds is all it took to drain all colour from my life.”

Listen I am so tired and just had the longest day of my life but this came to me out of the blue and I had to get even a rough draft down before I fall asleep and forget forever.

Ruby: hold on, is it just me or does it smell like updog in here??

LB: what's updog?

Ruby: hITCH GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!