LB: Ruby Is Late For A Meeting. Again. Blacker: How Did This Happen? I Called Her At 8 This Morning And

LB: ruby is late for a meeting. Again. Blacker: How did this happen? I called her at 8 this morning and pretended it was 11. LB: I printed a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Hitch: I set all the clocks to say PM when it s really AM. LB: oh boy, we may have overdone it. ruby: *bursting into the room* WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT???

Mrs Digby: ruby, wake up! Ruby: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead, leave flowers and get out

Reblog if you would highkey watch

a Ruby Redfort tv show lmao

Ruby: I know I’m down for it, and I think I have a pretty big chance of winning too! But I don’t think LB would be down for fighting; me being a teenage girl and all. 

LB: redfort your totally out control

Ruby: I'm not! I'm a law abiding citizen!

LB: oh really? Name one law

Ruby: don't kill people

LB:

LB: you know what that's on me, I set the bar too low

(Ruby running into LBs office)

Ruby: tell me what is going on right now or else I will come to your house and gobble up your shower curtain

LB: ...my shower curtain is glass

Ruby: well crunchity munchity do you think that will stop me?