Hitch: What Are You Doing!?

Hitch: what are you doing!?

Ruby, spreading toothpaste on toast: multi-tasking

You guys have been really sweet about my really dorky Ruby Redfort posts recently so I thought I’d put in some work and get as much information as I can about everyone’s favourite code cracking, messy, doughnut eating Spectrum worker!

(Note: I am missing books 2 & 3 because I refuse to buy anything but hardback RR books, and there are other requirements because I’m a picky girl… so could someone else check those???)

Anyway, let’s begin today’s episode of Information about Blacker! Spoilers, maybe? Err on the side of caution!

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Froghorn: you're trying to use my ego against me?

Ruby: I thought it would work

Froghorn: no, it worked, I'll do it

Ruby: truth or dare?

Hitch: truth.

Ruby: how many hours have you slept this week?

Hitch: dare.

Ruby: go to sleep.

Hitch: I don't like this game.

For New Year, Blacker teaches Ruby and Clancy how to drink responsibly for when they’re older, Miles somehow drinks SJ under a table where they sit and cry over how gay they both are, Hitch spontaneous bursts into karaoke and LB appears in a sparkly trousersuit to the shock of everyone

LB: where's my top?

Ruby: *dragging Bradley into the room* here he is

LB:

Bradley:

LB: oh honey