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Okay it’s unnecessary but I want to explain my alignment chart for Spectrum so here it goes
Gay:
- Distinguished: Sam Colt has never been caught tripping when it comes to romantic interests. He had a great long term relationship with this one guy, but they broke it off when their careers went in really different paths. Since then, he’s been happily single, although he’s dated occasionally.
- Functional: Blacker may be a mess when it comes to clothes, keeping tidy or eating doughnuts, but he’s actually pretty functional when it comes to dating. He’s completely oblivious when people like him, and you kinda have to spell it out for the poor guy, but he’s open to being in a relationship. He’s also a surprisingly good cook, so husband material right there, guys.
- Disaster: Miles Froghorn has the world’s biggest crush on his supervisor, Blacker, and everyone knows except Blacker. He has had reoccurring nightmares of accidentally calling Blacker ‘honey’ and has had to destroy notes when he realised he’s started doodling hearts in the margin while Blackers talking. The boy is a gay mess and LB is thinking of threatening to fire him unless he confesses to Blacker because she’s ‘sick of all the pining in this office, Miles.’
Bi
- Distinguished: LB has had a few girlfriends before she got together with Bradley, and is completely open about her past with him. She’s a pretty good judge of character so she’s never had a crazy ex and she was known for keeping a little bi flag on her desk when she wore colour. Ruby refuses to believe this and wants photographic proof, which she never gets, but she does receive the shock of her life when she sees LB wearing a bi flag as a cape during Spectrum’s annual pride week.
- Functional: Bradley’s had his share of bi freak outs but he’s generally good at getting himself back on track afterwards. However, he did have an embarrassing crush on Sam Colt after he was resuscitated by him, and sometimes gets teased about it. He and LB were very comfortable with each other’s bi-ness so they often liked to point out people on tv the other would find attractive.
- Disaster: Everyone thinks Hitch knows what he’s doing, but quite frankly the man is a catastrophe. He’s perfectly fine if he’s only casually into a person or not actually into them, but when he likes them he falls to pieces. Unfortunately, he also chooses people who don’t like him back. He’s also a mess in general, like when he cried for 7 hours when he found out Zuko had a girlfriend, or how he continually refuses to admit to LB that he blushed when he first saw Valerie Capaldi with dyed hair when they were 25 and she hadn’t yet committed homicide.
Lesbian
- Distinguished: Buzz is actually very smooth when she’s not wearing beige. She knocks it out the park in a blue dress and she’s known for stealing the hearts of Twinford’s wlw, although none of her colleagues know that at all. She is also unfortunately fending off a few male suitors but they’ll get the hint, one way or another.
- Functional: SJ is lowest brand of functional there is. She’s not the disaster lesbian because Ruby exists, but she’s one for dorky science based gifts to people she has crushes on, and cried because she thought that Margo Bardem was just that beautiful. She has a huge crush on a pretty single mother who visits her local grocery store, who is unbeknownst to her, Sadie Monroe.
- Disaster: Clancy cannot count on two hands and feet the amount of times Ruby talked about how she’s so gay. He’s had many conversations about Ruby’s crush on Del Lascoe and she won’t admit it, but she often watches terrible horror films because she’s into the final girl. She’s sometimes found herself minorly into guys, but it’s basically negligible and she now openly identifies as ‘most definitely’ a lesbian ever since meeting Bailey Roach. Sabina will not stop asking if she’s found a girlfriend yet, honey, you’d look so cute with Del! while Brant just casually mentions how proud he is of his lesbian daughter at work, and ignores the stares. She’s a lucky kid.
Ruby: I didn't catch your name?
Buzz: I didn't throw it.
"Let's go back,
in time and space,
to a happier
period with a
smaller face.
Waking up in
the morning
with the sun
rising without
a warning.
Oh so bright-
eyed we were,
so naive and
very unsure.
A simpler time
in life, it was,
without the
rush, without
the buzz."
-EL
MHW Frequent Crashes
So, I have the Xbox One version of Monster Hunter World, played on a One X. The game constantly crashes and closes out, usually accompanied by a loud buzzing, and I don't know why. Here's when it usually happens: 1. Seconds after opening a file, regardless of how long I let the console warm up beforehand (usually happens 2-5 times before playing normally, may shut down the console) 2. Loading screen while heading to a map or back to Astera (roughly 1-5% chance) 3. Quest selection (very rare, outright freezes the game instead of buzzing and closing it) 4. During an Ancient Forest or Rotten Vale expedition or quest (extremely rare, seems safe once I've passed the 5 minute mark) I have no idea what causes these crashes. It isn't the console, because it's not overheating, is well-ventilated, and doesn't have this issue with other games. It's only MHW that this happens to. I haven't been able to find anything about this being a common issue with Xbox players, but does anyone know how to remedy this?
Name ideas for the Mushroom Fairy and her Bee Friends 🤔✨ ?
Knife Bee, be with a knife
He is going to commit HONEYcide
Haha get it, cuz like, homicide… honey
U know what that was a bad joke, sorry about that didn’t mean to be a
BUZZ-kill
😏🐝
Hehe
(Also I sell stickers on my red bubble of this guy if you’re interested 👀👀👀👀👀👀. It’s Milk459 )
UNIVERSE HIPSTERS in “HANRYANG”
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The Facebook Poke, The Cell Phone And The Happy Nurse
I can just see you working w a patient when suddenly there's a muffled buzzing sound. Your head flies back, your mouth falls open, your eyes roll in the back of your head and you dig your fingers into your patient's arm. "Well, young lady." she asks "Aren't you going to answer that?!". You can barely utter "Not...yet...not...finished...waiting!". "Uhhh, young lady you're fingernails are drawing blood!". You snap back "Oh, who gives a shit you old battle axe! Will you shut the fuck up I'm trying to...Oh! Oh yeah. That's it! That's...IT! OMG Yes! Yeees!!!". You collapse quivering in the bedside chair next to the patient w a pleasant smile on your face. The patient sees your limp body exhibiting aftershock after aftershock, grabs your arm and takes your pulse. "Goodness, young lady, you're running like a freight train! Nurse! Nurse!". Ooops! Another poke! Your eyes bug out and you shoot out of the chair. You urgently exclaim "Excuse me! I need to be alone...I mean, I have to use the restroom!" and you dart for the bathroom. "Young lady, what about the blood on my arm?!!!". "It's salty! You'll like it you old vampire!" and you slam the bathroom door behind you. All that can be heard from the bathroom is one muffed poke after another Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz accompanied by soft moans, and the sound of toiletries being knocked over. Finally, you open the door and out you stager hanging onto the door frame, knock kneed and disheveled w a satisfied but exhausted smile on your face. The old lady smiles knowingly at you and says "Uuuum...young lady. Would you mind terribly if I borrowed your cell phone?" :-) ~ Trabue Gentry
This bug monster mask is actually a relatively old design of mine (almost a year, wow). I originally designed it for use in a LARP I was playing, so I made sure that it would fit over glasses. I kept meaning to take more photos of it, but I kept forgetting. So here's a recent one, because I finally remembered.
I'm still happy about the antennae glowing in the dark. Check out the Etsy link above to see that.
A big bumblebee is surrounded by purple and pink glow of an Agastache flower. Copyright © Sukey McDonough. All rights reserved.
Maybe. Maybe not?
