Ruby: Quick, I Need Fifty Dollars!

Ruby: quick, I need fifty dollars!

Blacker, handing over the money: not even going to questionit, I like your confidence

Froghorn my beloved <333

having. having thoughts about a post-bayd fic that basically forms an imaginary seventh novel because like. pretty sure the count is still out there. i could easily justify lorelei still being on the warpath. new villains would arise to fill the power vacuum casey morgan left. i actually need hitch to demonstrate some vulnerability. older ruby and co. past hitch/lb/baker (i don’t know if there’s Any demand for that but I Like It so). current Budding hitch/miles/blacker. maybe a Bit of del/ruby if i feel like it. more explorations of the fact that no one in ruby’s friend group can possibly be cisgender heterosexual. ruby actually gets comeuppance for stealing from hal so many times (because i think it would be funny). thoughts, thoughts, many thoughts

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

Hitch, very hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was the King of All Ducks

LB: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks