Having. Having Thoughts About A Post-bayd Fic That Basically Forms An Imaginary Seventh Novel Because

having. having thoughts about a post-bayd fic that basically forms an imaginary seventh novel because like. pretty sure the count is still out there. i could easily justify lorelei still being on the warpath. new villains would arise to fill the power vacuum casey morgan left. i actually need hitch to demonstrate some vulnerability. older ruby and co. past hitch/lb/baker (i don’t know if there’s Any demand for that but I Like It so). current Budding hitch/miles/blacker. maybe a Bit of del/ruby if i feel like it. more explorations of the fact that no one in ruby’s friend group can possibly be cisgender heterosexual. ruby actually gets comeuppance for stealing from hal so many times (because i think it would be funny). thoughts, thoughts, many thoughts

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

Ruby: quick, I need fifty dollars!

Blacker, handing over the money: not even going to questionit, I like your confidence

Hitch, very hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was the King of All Ducks

LB: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

i swear i’m not Just gonna be a bradley baker meta blog from this point on But i had Another Thought

blink and you die spoilers ahead (again)

very strong choice to make post-amnesia baker an avid mycologist actually because what do mushrooms do? they’re decomposers, they feed off dead flesh and make it usable to the living again. what is bradley baker? dead. metaphorically at first and then literally. what is ruby? living. what does baker do? trade his life for hers. makes the dead useful to the living. starts the cycle anew. i am going to scream