General Crushing On Tsukkishima Kei Headcanons

general crushing on tsukkishima kei headcanons

☞ literally said i’d do kuroo when i wasn’t sick anymore (bc he’s my numba 2 fictional husband) bUT i’ll do him at some point lmao

☞ IM BACK ish. im really busy since it’s school wrap up week so i won’t be active much this week either. i’ll try to upload tho. gn! reader

CW: my language. what a surprise. LMAO.

yams knows he has a crush before he does

TSUKKI WOULD DENY FOR THE LONGEST TIME UNTIL HE’S LIKE “well shit”

many say he teases you less, but i think he teases you more but more playfully instead of harshly.

he steals looks at you from afar

yams: “tsukki! you’re staring at them again!”

tsukki: “urusai yamaguchi”

yams: *snickers*

you would tell yams about your crush on tsukki so he’d help you out with dealing with the salty tall ass.

he’s subtly more thoughtful towards you

like if your pen runs out of ink there’ll be a pack of new pens on your desk the next day

or if you didn’t have time to drink water/your favorite juice one day, he’d buy it for you and say you’re dumb for not taking time to care for yourself (out of care)

he would be SO willing to study with you if you asked but he wouldn’t cave in immediately to hide his eagerness

if you tell him about something he’d listen so intently but act like he doesn’t care cares for you sm

an example of this is making you walk home with him and yams every night so he knows you’re okay

he’d play it cool around you and wouldn’t really stutter or be nervous, but he’d blush a lot.

he is nicer towards you despite the teasing.

indirectly asking yamaguchi for advice

yamaguchi is the BESTT WINGMAN

he’ll purposely leave you guys alone or give hints/tips for tsukki to do something sweet for you

if you aren’t in school he’ll miss you/your presence

has a playlist on songs that reminds him of you/you like/recommended to him

tanaka and noya and suga probably tease him for having you around all the time and say he’s hiding his relationship from the team

(tanaka and noya prolly dont know he likes you tho. suga prolly does and bugs him all the time 💀)

just a big ass tsundere but is really 🥰 deep down for you 🤚🏼🤚🏼

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⤷ Mina

It is literally impossible to be sad around her, she is the CEO in making you laugh.

Crying with laughter is the most normal thing about your friendship tbh....

Making friendship bracelets for each other.

Making face masks, dancing like there is no tomorrow, making jokes about the most silly things in the world, doing each other's nails.....

Flirts with you sometimes.

Sends you memes and references 24/7

⤷ Momo

Literally, no one is better than her to comfort you.

She's an amazing listener! You can talk about literally everything with her, she will listen to everything with all the attention of the world.

She is always on your side, for anything.

You share everything with each other: clothes, makeup, jewelry, food.

She always makes tea for you when you're having a hard day

Momo has the best hugs in the world! and she loves to hug you all the time

⤷ Uraraka

Your biggest supporter!

She supports you in all your decisions (but she also advises you when you are about to do some shit)

She takes a lot of inspiration from you and doesn't get tired of saying that.

You can count on her for literally everything, she is always on your side.

Helps you to fix your hair and clothes.

Sometimes in class she pulls you close and starts to fix your hair.

Friendship bracelets!!!

⤷ Jirou

Sing quiet songs to help you sleep.

Teaches you how to play the guitar or any instrument you want.

Making playlists for each other and sharing headphones.

Getting tattoos together!!!!

Staying up all night talking about the things you love.

Being each other's safe haven. <3

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#Haikyuu boys when his daughter says you’re her best friend, not him 

featuring:: dad!BOKUTO Kotaro, DAICHI Sawamura, OIKAWA Toru, USHJIMA Wakatoshi, TERUSHIMA Yuji, KUROO Tetsuro 

genre:: fluff / slice of life 

warnings:: none! 

a/n:: all characters are off course timeskip! non-edited, please excuse any grammatical errors. requests are open! 

⤷ BOKUTO Kotaro is sitting on the floor braiding his daughter’s hair when a brilliant idea suddenly popped into his head. “hey hey hey, princess!” “hey hey hey, daddy!” she echoes back, small fists raised in the air, mirroring his movements. “tell me, princess. who is your best friend? Mommy or Daddy?” Bokuto smiles proudly, about to accept the honor of being her best friend when  her response just about shattered his heart. “mommy! mommy is my best friend in this whole wide world!” Bokuto looks at her in shock before holding up a mirror to her. “what? are you sure? You see this beautiful braid Daddy just did for you? You look just like Rapunzel from Tangled! That’s what you wanted right?” Your daughter nods happily. “and you know who Rapunzel’s best friend is?” “Pascal?” “no honey, it’s her father, the king!” he lies straight to her face, desperate to be her best friend. “oh okay.” “so who’s your best friend now?” “mommy!” He sulks the entire day, until he spots you asking her the same question. “who’s your best friend, honey? It’s mommy, right?” “nope, it’s daddy!” Bokuto giggles, unable to hide his smile as he scoops her up in his arms, “yes that’s right, princess. And you’re my best friend too!” 

⤷ DAICHI Sawamura “hey daddy, who’s your best friend?” his daughter asks, looking up at him with curious eyes. He smiles down at her, “mommy is my best friend.” His daughter raises her hand for a high-five. “what’s this for?” “mommy is also my best friend.” Daichi snatches back his hands so fast. “what? I thought I was your best friend.” “yes you are daddy.” “then how come mommy is your best friend too?” “You’re my third best friend, mommy is my first.” Daichi looks at her curiously, “who’s your second then?” “Uncle Suga!” Daichi looks so betrayed that his daughter quickly changed her answer, “I mean, you’re my second best friend, daddy!” Daichi sighs, “its okay honey, you don’t need to pity me. I’m happy to be your third best friend.” The little girl smiles before kissing him on the cheek and running away screaming about missing uncle Suga. Daichi makes a mental note to do everything in his power to kick Suga off the best friend list. He’s okay with you being best friend number one. But there is no way Suga can be best friend number 2. 

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the sex pistols when you're dating guido mista hcs

mista is literally my <3 and i have SM headcanons involving the pistols in your relationship so enjoy! CW: my language. and that’s it. LOADS OF FLUFFY

gn! reader <3

dating mista comes with taking care of the 7 pistols that are BASICALLY your children

omg you and mista asking them who’s each of their favorite

the others may find them annoying sometimes but you just love them. they’re a part of mista, so you GOTTA LOVE THEM TOO <3

“y/nnnnn i’m hungryyyy”

“mista is cutting salami be patient guys”

THEY NEED EQUAL TREATMENT

meaning: you can’t headpat, cuddle, kiss, hug, praise, etc. one of them without the others asking for said action also

you still favor number 5 tho he’s such a sweetheart

always scolding number 3 to be nice to number 5 pls he can’t get a break 💀

he’d only listen to you bc he loves you

pls if mista is gonna compliment you they’re all complimenting you

“damn babe you look hot today”

“y/n! you’re hair is so nice”

“is that a new perfume/cologne??”

and so on and so on

making them food sometimes and telling them to share

I SAW THIS HC IN ANOTHER POST I FORGOT WHERE BUT IT SAID NUMBER 5 WOULD SHARE HIS SALAMI WITH YOU AND I 100% AGREE.

if you and mista are cuddling/napping together the pistols will also be on both you and mista’s shoulders, heads, faces, etc.

OH MY GOD THEY’D KISS/WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY IF YOU’RE CRYING AWWW

SO protective over you. you’re their royalty/king/queen and mista’s s/o so they need to make sure you’re treated right.

even if mista doesn’t tell them to do anything, if anyone even looks at you weird they’re going feral 💀 until you tell them to chill out and come back

after missions, they’ll indirectly ask for your praise.

“did you see us back there y/n?!?!”

“we did great didn’t we?!”

“yes. i saw you guys. you guys were amazing like always i’m so proud of you.”

KISSES KISSES KISSES literally throughout the entire day just randomly

AND KISS ATTACKS FROM ALL OF THEM THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE

MISTA IS SO HAPPY HIS STAND LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIS STAND IT MAKES HIS HEART MELT

mans does get jealous sometimes if you’re paying attention to the pistols more then him tho AHAHHA

i saw another hc where it said they’d slap your ass randomly💀 and they’re so mischievous it probably would happen

then mista comes in for A BIG SLAP LIKE DAMN

they help mista when he wants to get a gift for you or surprise you.

they’re just your little body guards and they adore you sm pls treat them right <3

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for sakuatsu fluff week on twitter, inspired by the day 1 prompt!! “my heart isn’t beating faster, my heart isn’t beating faster, i swear it isn’t…”

AGAIN. PIES NEVER FUCKING MISSES!!! my fave author pls

WAIT WAIT YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN SJDJS

i’m excited bc hi i love your writing <3

anyways, would you so kindly write hc/scenario (whatever you prefer) of reader constantly talking about wanting to get a dog and so the boys say they’ll get the reader one but reader thinks they’re joking until the boys surprise them by coming home w the puppy they wanted? gn pronouns are fine bc we love everybody in this household, and i honestly prefer big dogs if it makes a difference. anyways! can you do it with suga, iwa, tanaka, tendo and kenma please? i hope this all makes sense and isn’t to much! thank you, love you:))

pairing: Timeskip!characters - sugawara kōshi, iwaizumi hajime, tanaka ryūnosuke, tendō satori, & kenma kozume, all with a GN!Reader 

warning: may cause a sudden need to go adopt a dog lol 

a/n: this is going to be more chaotic than my usual writing so I figured I’d do some headcanons haha. also omg @trashy-simp​ you’re always so sweet to me so thank you so much for sending this in!!! i hope this is what you were looking for :D i had a lot of fun with it to be honest haha i received an anon request for this as well a while back so anon, if you’re here! i hope this is good for you too :D

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Suga 

suga once promised you that he’d buy all of japan for you once he had the money

so when he told you he was going to get you a dog, you honestly thought it was a joke

hint: it was not

he goes out and interviews each dog at the nearby shelter like they gonna talk

“mmhm you look like you’d take my spot in the bed when i get up to pee every night...” Suga just squints at this dog suspiciously but still gives him a 10/10 mark bc he cute 

takes each of their histories very seriously because he wants the perfect dog for his perfect partner

Finds the most wonky chunky dog ever and is like heS BEAUTIFUL

he tried to carry it from the car up to your house but this chunky dog is too slippery

and Suga like collapses onto the floor with this hilarious looking pup with him

“suga what did you do???”

“i promised you i’d get you a dog!!! do you like him???”

Suddenly you’re like .... 

“Suga why you pick something so... unconventionally attractive”

“HEY HE CAN HEAR YOU!” holds his hands over the dog’s ears so you two can keep talking “stop being so mean he’s beautiful!” 

you’re just sat there like o.o “what does that mean if you find me attractive tho”

"don’t be an idiot, you’re perfection. This dog is just so ugly he’s beautiful.”

he definitely makes this dog an instagram and with his witty charm and the dog’s very cute demeanour, they end up getting quite a following

daichi and asahi try not to laugh when they come over because ya know what they say about dogs looking just like their owners 👀

suga is v offended but like no one can hate this pup because like he’s actually the sweetest thing in the world

Iwaizumi 

thinks you’re an idiot for wanting a dog 

“you can barely take care of yourself, Y/N, how are you going to take care of a dog?”

you beg him over and over again, trying to convince him that you are very much so capable of taking care of a dog thank you very much

his plan is to teach you some responsibility, comes home with this cute pup he found at the shelter in his arms

and you are just in teARS because this puppy is the CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD

“you better take care of it. I’m not going to do anything you hear me, dummy?” he huffed, shoving the dog in your hand and walking away like it was nothing

but this pup is just the sweetest thing, greeting both of you any time you come home, bouncing around your feet 

you love him so much but the puppy also seems to want iwa’s love

he insists he thinks its annoying

but honestly this puppy just loves him so much

curls up on his lap and you’re just like “oh ya, he’s annoying huh?”

“shut up, i just don’t want it to wake up and start yapping” he tells you but you catch him petting the little dog’s ears while the two of you watch tv 

still refuses to admits he likes the dog but keeps buying him cute things like an adorable dog tag and you find pictures of the dog and you all over camera roll

he will get into a fight with someone for thinking their dog is better than his

he might not like this dog but his dog is still better than yours bitch

Tanaka 

the first time you joked about getting a dog, he was literally all for it

ANYTHING HIS S/O ASKS FOR, THEY SHALL RECEIVE

his love language is literally giving you anything you could possibly want. gifts? he’s already emptied his bank account. more compliments? oh listen he’s got a liST of things he loves about you. physical touch?? would you like to be crushed in a loving hug every 5 seconds?? quality time? he’s already planned 3 dates for you, it’s up to you to choose. helpful actions? he’s done your dishes and tried to finish anything else around the house you need done

in other words, he’s been ready for puppy raising for you

who wouldn’t want a family with the most perfect human being 

he keeps his eye on the local animal shelter and finally finds the most wonderful ad for this mixed mutt with the goofiest smile

tanaka thinks of you almost immediately because both of you have such contagious smiles

you should’ve known something was up cause Tanaka came home later than usual 

and when he did come home, he had everything a dog could ever want or need

including like 17 different toys

none of which the dog wants because they’ve decided their favourite toy will now be tanaka’s house slippers

tanaka is not happy about this but you always laugh about it, he refuses to be upset now

you absolutely will catch him doing the most hilarious cutesty voice talking to this dog

he will say it’s a ghost until you insist that you find it super attractive that he’s so sweet on the new addition to your family

the two of you sneak this dog everywhere you can like tanaka will stuff him in his jacket if he has to (which is a little obvious but he pretends like it’s not)

Tendō  

you had made an offhanded comment about getting a dog

like the two of you were snuggling on a very cozy sunday morning and you just asked him if he ever wanted to get a pet

“mm? why do you ask, love?”

“i dunno i just thought it would be nice to have a dog around to protect me when you’re away. and then we could go on walks with them and be that perfect couple,” you smiled lazily, dozing off to sleep as he considered this

he wanted you to always feel safe. plus going on adventures with a pet actually sounded like fun

he never thought he’d get to be the perfect boyfriend for anyone but having you around made him feel like he had to be somewhat good, since you were perfect

didn’t really need any more thought than that

you were sleeping on his chest and he was already scrolling through adoption sites

comes home one day with three dogs, their leashes all scrambled in his hands, and is carrying a bunny in his arms 

“why three dogs? and why a bunny???”

“he watched me take all of them babe! I couldn’t leave him alone!!”

Had a reason for every single dog he brings 

“this one was cute just like you. And that one has puppy dog eyes like you do when I tell you no lol. And that snores like you do”

“I DONT SNORE”

“Well now you can not snore next to these dogs” 😊

you are now known in your neighbourhood as the couple with a chaotic household because those dogs are HUGE and very alert

but they’re actually very well behaved

Tendō secretly has a calling for training animals apparently 

probably is big on tiktok because he taught the dogs how to use those buttons to speak

except now when Tendō is away, the dogs keep pushing the “Dad” button over and over again you had to take it away lol 

“i miss him too, ya assholes, but let’s go eat junk food instead while we wait for him to get back lol”

Kenma 

you had always loved dogs

kenma hated this because dogs drool and they whine and theyre just so fucking annoying sometimes

“let’s get a dog kenma!”

“we already have kuroo why do we need another pet”

“PLEASEEEEEE”

you won’t stop begging him, trying to insist that it would be nice to have someone to cuddle while kenma stayed up all night gaming

it was a good point - maybe he could get you some company so you wouldn’t feel so lonely when he had a big tournament to play

so he goes to the shelter, is probably like hyper aware of all the animal eyes on him

some of them just stare at him too much he had to run away

ends up bringing you a cat in a dog costume

Jk but like 👀 

for real tho, he ran away so fast from the other dogs, he made it to the back area where some of the more anxious and older dogs were

finds this chill senior dog who is like still sleeping when kenma approaches him

pup kinda looks at him and then goes back to bed lol

Kenma brings this older dog to you later that evening and like walks it into your place like it’s not big deal

and you’re like :O PUPPY

you ask him later why he chose an older dog and he just shrugs like, “idk...he just seemed so nice end I didn’t want him to end up alone”

kenma is such a softie when he wants to be 

even tho this dog was supposed to spend time with you when kenma games, kenma made a spot under his desk for this pup to doze off in while he’s gaming 

sometimes he’ll even let the dog sit on his lap 

acts like he doesn’t give a fuck about this dog but will bite anyone who tries to make fun of this old dog’s waddle

Lev once kept poking him in his sleep and kept annoying him and Kenma threatened to cut his arm off so he’d never be able to play volleyball again lol

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