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SCPs reaction on Russian! Reader singing "Papin Olympos - Dinosaurs"

It's Russian song :

And here's lyrics . On English .

Song's name - Dinosaurs/Динозаврики/Dinozavriki (Slowed version)

Stars are falling from the sky

It's always so pretty

But when right down to the ground, then ...

Dinosaurs hurt

I was returning from school

Then it dawned on me

What happens if you don't listen

What happens if you try ...

After all, the difficulty lies only in the fact

That you can't give yourself an answer

The question you ask

Why do you need the same thing every day

Think about why you live

(Chorus)

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Here and there (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you .

Dinosaurs were running, dinosaurs were hiding

But the bloody theater pulled down the bloody curtain

And in a month and a half the dinosaurs melted

Now let's compare how you are different

(Chorus)

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Here and there (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you .

I am a dinosaur and I decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie

I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...

(Chorus)

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Here and there (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you .

Let's start with story !

In this story you're a D-class . And you know this story like scp 106 x reader that plays musical instrument . Well this story begins with Foundation experimenting . And researchers we're asking who can play on musical instruments or sing . Only few said that they can and you too .

And Foundation found some lyrics to some songs and gave paper with it to you . But it's not genre that you like . So then you were already there . (Some SCPs where behind glass , and after few seconds after you start singing glass were removed , like a door it was 'opened'? ..........YES ) .

You looked at paper , and you were not really got at saying some hard English words . Like you don't know how to say it right . So you remembered one of your favorite songs . You're lucky that you remember really good lyrics of song . And you started singing .

SCP 035

Another D-class , seriously Foundation ? How many tests you want to do ? ... Russian D-class ? ... She/he/they are good at singing ...

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' . It's true . Every single day . I lay in my glass container or some stupid experiments/interviews ...

'Now let's compare how you are different' ? I'm not sure , but I think I won't die ... again I will be alone . And wait for new life to appear they won't have human shape or body . Maybe they can destroy me and I'll be in peace ...

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' Sooo that means that you're think different that other people . Just like me ... Even if I'm not a real human ... I am a mask . Possessive mask .

SCP 049

Hmmm ? New patient ... Singing in ... Russian . I didn't know that Foundation can bring people from other countries .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' ... I know ... SCPs , workers and patients here doing same things every day . Right Lexie ? Yes , they died because of meteorite .

'Now let's compare how you are different' I didn't know that dinosaurs were killed by meteorite ... But we can die from meteorite too ? Maybe someday ... Someday .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' If you can survive and see how every body dies . You're very lucky that you survived ... But that means that you are alone , in this world ... Only one . What will you do then ? I won't die if I'll be here . I am not sure about it .

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This human speaks ...... Russian human ? Did Foundation bring Russians now here ? Or she/he/they where just living here ?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Wait you were outside for very long time than me . I don't remember how sky looks like ... Where you doing same thing every single day too ? You have more options that me human , I can not do anything more that just ... exist . And wait for something too appear or begin .

'Now let's compare how you are different' ... I know that Foundation will neutralize me someday . Even if they couldn't neutralize me , meteorite or lava will .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' So you have different thinking than others ... I wish I could see my creator die (His creator was working on 079 for few month , and then he just forgot about 079 and left him in his garage . His creator just worked few month for nothing ... )

SCP 096

A ... new D-class ? I did not see them . She/he/they are good at singing . They have accent . Accent ... I don't know from what country they came from .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' All I do is sit and cry . All day and night . Maybe sometimes go out from my room .

'Now let's compare how you are different' I don't know how we all different from dinosaurs . Only with different body shape and other thinking . That's all I know . And some of them died . I'm not only anomaly here . And in this place minimum 2 dinosaurs .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' You watched others die ? It's not good ! Or are you being sarcastic ? Maybe yes , maybe not or 50/50 .

SCP 106

Hmmm ... Another victim ... Singing ? In unknow language to me .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' - Well it is true . But I can breach if I want to or just think how should I surprise this prison that workers name Foundation .

'Now let's compare how you are different' - I can teleport into my dimension and survive unlike ... humans . If they all die . I will wait for something to happen , maybe I'll see another anomaly .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I'd like to see how other die . I see al the time I catch new victims . They always suffer and no body escaped my home . NO ONE ...

SCP 173

Ohhh . A d-class ! Uhhhh ... It's ... Uhhhh ... ! Russian ! Yes she/he/they have Russian accent ! Good thing that I learned Russian ... then I was ... human .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Yeah ... I always stand next to walls or just 'run' around , my chamber . And snap someone's neck at breach . Well it's always ... boring .

'Now let's compare how you are different' Oh well I'm a statue . And I'll die sometimes . Like everybody else ... But not every SCP in Foundations .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' Unlike you I saw people die . Bu snapping their or should I say breaking neck ? Maybe both .

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'Back and forth - the same thing every day' ... Yes . Every day . All same

'Now let's compare how you are different' I'm dinosaur . Bones from them . I'm still walk , eat , sleep .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I don't saw dinosaurs like you . You're not one of me . Or you're kidding ... I like you . Can we be together until next morning . Please ?

SCP 682

Ugh ... Another pathetic ... are they singing ? What the hell ...

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' *sigh* Are you kidding me . Everyone have same day ! ... Me too and you . All of you ...

'Now let's compare how you are different' I WILL survive unlike you ! I can survive until earth will die ! And another stupid experiment .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' Heh ... I ALWAYS see how others die from me . I kill they . Eat them . Step on them . And etc. Or see how SCPs kill humans . Like my friend kill them from Tesla gate . Or kill them by electrocuting them .

SCP 847

Huh? Singing ? How? Why ... I don't know . And what language you sing. To me .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Yes . You're right . I can see me in mirror in that corner . I almost every day pose in front of mirror . Or some ... Females come in here . To laugh at me ! And males ... They come to see me and interact with .

'Now let's compare how you are different' Idk . Maybe by body shape . Mind . Food . Look . Skin . Teeth . Should I say more ?

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' If they are female they deserved it . Not males . But I like you ! Can you stay here ? Can you ? Answer . Sorry for interrupting , but answer after you finish singing

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? A - human . Prey ... They ? Say to me something . Or how they call it . Sing . Why?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' I hunt . I wait . I kill . I imitate . Interviews . Got hurt . Eat . Stay with others . Sit . Stand . Should I continue ?

'Now let's compare how you are different' I'm reptile like creature . I'm not dinosaur . I have no eyes . No organs . But I still can hear you and 'see' you ...

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' It's savage . But if I could actually have eyes and see everything . Every Single Thing ... I'd like/not really like to see my pack die . But would like a little how other dies .

SCP 953

Hmmm . New food ? Sings ?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Ohhhhh ... Yep . I wait for containment breach and to be free ! But I can't because of this Foundation . They are mean !

'Now let's compare how you are different' I'm more smarter than dinosaurs . I'll try to hide . They tried too but ... They couldn't make it .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I like you ! Every human that I interact with . Will die or get hurt . And I can manipulate you ! Everybody in here ! But not SCPs ... Sadly .

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Citizen ? ... Russian . I think they are . What are you doing here ? How did they got you ?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' I wait for something . Something I don't know . I can catch bad people . Halts . Criminals .

'Now let's compare how you are different' Our world was in apocalypses . We can survive . Or we couldn't ? Only god knows ... Not me or you either .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I saw how my brothers and sisters die . Because of workers from here ... But another mind . Thinking ...

SCP 1810

Huh ? Another language ? It's ... I don't know . And you're not a child .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Yes . I save children . Some of them are bullied , some have bad parents and some are lost ! It's sad ...

'Now let's compare how you are different' I don't know . Maybe I am not different . Or maybe I am different

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' It's sad to see other die . Like your friends , family and partners . You will be alone !

Could you do books that the scps might read?

Books that the SCPs might read

SCP 035 Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins Anna is shipped off to boarding school in Paris where she meets the super-charming Etienne, and that's when things get interesting. I was a squealing, giggly, mush-fest all the while through reading this book. Stephanie Perkins knows just how to turn a seemingly ordinary love story into an unputdownable read. SCP 040 Your Brain Needs a Hug: Life, Love, Mental Health, and Sandwiches Just the title of this book by Rae Earl makes us feel a little lighter. And we don’t know about you, but our brains could definitely use a hug right now. While the book is geared towards teens, we found Earl’s advice to be relevant for all ages — particularly for anyone who struggles with depression, anxiety, social media addiction, and self-esteem issues. TBH, pretty much anyone can benefit from this book! SCP 049 And the Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini And the Mountains Echoed is such an amazing and heartwarming read. It's about a pair of siblings that fate cruelly separates and then finally reunites. A must-read for its simple yet gripping narration and amiable characters. SCP 049-j The Red Notebook by Antoine Laurain This is a French romance novella, and basically a love letter to book lovers. There's mystery, romance, and some of the most beautifully crafted sentences and paragraphs I have ever read. The ending is so sweet, even though you wonder how you ever got there so soon. SCP 053 Lulu and the Rabbit Next Door by Hilary McKay Lulu and her cousin help their neighbor Arthur learn to love and care for his (neglected) rabbit. She doesn’t want her neighbor to feel bad so she writes the rabbit little notes with helpful gifts signed from her own pet rabbit named Thumper. It’s a kind way to show Arthur how to take care of his new pet SCP 073 HumanKind: Changing the World One Small Act At a Time Looking for heart-warming stories of kindness and compassion? HumanKind by Brad Aronson was made for you. But the book isn’t only full of uplifting stories that will move you to happy tears, it’s also packed with practical and actionable tips for how to be kinder in your everyday. One thing is for sure: after you put this book down, you’ll feel inspired to do something nice for someone else. And because of that, we think this is one of the best books on the planet! SCP 076 Do Unto Animals We absolutely DEVOURED this book by Tracey Stewart. Whether you’re looking for tips on how to better understand skunks and squirrels or read your pet’s body language, every page is full of compassionate wisdom about to treat animals in a way that they deserve. Also, the illustrations are absolutely beautiful — we nearly wanted to pet the pages because the animal drawings were so lovable. SCP 079 Walden (Henry David Thoreau) With the outdoorsman renaissance happening as we speak, it is nice to look back at one of the books that probably started it. Walden isn’t the bore you read back in middle school, it takes time to appreciate like a nice bottle of red. Thoreau’s masterpiece tackles so much while quietly nudging your brain into activity. It also makes you want to build a cabin SCP 096 Black Beauty by Anna Sewell Told from the perspective of the horse, this story is so beautifully written that it's easy to get lost in it's pages. I laughed and cried, as did my daughter when she read it. SCP 105 Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury Warm and fuzzy the whole way through, Dandelion Wine is by far the best story to make you feel good. Though I'm not the correct age to directly relate to the young adult story, I still felt the warm summer days and the wonder of it all. SCP 106 Catch-22 – Joseph Heller “War is hell,” is the old adage we all know, but Catch-22 looks to modify that a bit. Instead, war becomes super goddamn weird. The book follows a bomber squadron in the Second World War whose collective sanity is slowly being eroded by whatever passes for power. Throughout it all, the main character keeps trying to prove himself insane enough to be kicked out of the Navy, which is precisely why he can’t

be kicked out. Which is a catch 22 and yes, this is where the phrase comes from. It’s a great extrapolation of quirks and idiosyncrasies we see in day to day life, only this time, they’re affecting war SCP 134 (I know she don't have eyes . But there is a books for blind people) A Mango-Shaped Space by Wendy Mass A Mango-Shaped Space is about a 13-year-old girl with synesthesia (she can see, taste, and hear colors) and her journey in getting a diagnosis and accepting herself and all her differences. It's sort of a coming-of-age story, too. As someone with multiple chronic illnesses who has gone through the same process at the same age, this really was an incredible reading experience. One of my favorite quotes is "We all do the best we can, trying to keep all the balls in the air at once." I recommend it to everyone. SCP 173 Rabbit, Run (John Updike) The greatest mid-life crisis novel of all time doesn’t actually deal with a mid-life crisis at all. Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom is 26 when he decides to leave his wife and son for a new life. Of course, what that new life is, and what exactly he wants out of it isn’t clear to the reader or to Rabbit himself. It will strike a cord with all men who struggle with the idea of settling down. SCP 239 The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling SCP 682 THE WOLF AND THE WATCHMAN BY NIKLAS NATT OCH DAG If you're the kind of person that can't get enough of Scandi noir films, TV shows and literature, then Niklas Natt och Dag's The Wolf And The Watchman should be next on your reading list. Set in 18th-century Stockholm, this tale is as dark as it gets, following the titular watchman and a detective as they hunt down the killer behind a dismembered corpse that appears in a local pond. As gruesome as it is gripping, it's the perfect literary companion as the nights get longer and increasingly eerie. SCP 847 The Case Against Satan by Ray Russell Two priests are called in to examine a girl who might be possessed by the devil. The Exorcist, right? Nope, it’s Ray Russell‘s The Case Against Satan, a novel of theological horror that beat William Peter Blatty’s book to print by eight years. The Case Against Satan is as much the story of a crisis of faith as it is a supernatural tale, and readers looking for a nuanced take on both should give it a try SCP 953 THE PILLOW BOOK BY SEI SHŌNAGON If you want to learn a bit more about the Japan of the past – and also, weirdly, all of us in the present – The Pillow Book is a cult classic you should absolutely try. Sei Shōnagon was a lady-in-waiting in the court of Empress Teishi in the year 1000 and here she collects her thoughts and musings about court life. To read a woman more than 1,000 years ago being as philosophical, neurotic and scandalous as anyone is today on social media is a thrill that lasts from the start to the end. SCP 1678 Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden Absolutely moving, the struggles Sayuri faces are painted so beautifully by Arthur Golden's masterful craft that you totally empathize with her as she grows and triumphs in a world designed to see her fail. The ultimate conclusion of the novel fills me with such warmth — it's both entirely unexpected and wholeheartedly appreciated.

Happy pride month guys ! Here some arts that I drew and I added flags and their meanings .

Omnisexual people  are attracted to those of all gender identities and sexual orientations. Omnisexuality is in the category of multisexuality , which includes people who are attracted to more than one gender.

Graysexual — sometimes spelled greysexual — is used to refer to people who experience limited sexual attraction. In other words, they experience sexual attraction very rarely, or with very low intensity. This is also known as gray-asexuality, gray-A, or gray-ace.

What does intersex mean? Intersex is a general term used for a variety of situations in which a person is born with reproductive or sexual anatomy that doesn't fit the boxes of “female” or “male.” Sometimes doctors do surgeries on intersex babies and children to make their bodies fit binary ideas of “male” or “female”.

Demisexual people only feel sexually attracted to someone when they have an emotional bond with the person. They can be gay, straight, bisexual, or pansexual, and may have any gender identity. The prefix “demi” means half — which can refer to being halfway between sexual and asexual.

Pansexuality is the attraction to people regardless of their gender. Pansexual people are sexually attracted to people of every gender identity. People of any gender identity can and do identify as pansexual.

Non-binary or genderqueer is an umbrella term for that are neither male nor ‍female —‌identities that are outside the gender binary .

Agender is a term which can be literally translated as without gender. It can be seen either as a or as a statement of not having a gender identity.

Bisexuality is romantic attraction , sexual attraction or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or to more than one gender or sex  .

Asexual is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or a low interest in sexual activity. Some people consider asexuality to be their sexual orientation, and others describe it as an absence of sexual orientation.

Polyamorous people have multiple loving, intentional, and intimate relationships at the same time. Polyamory is a type of open or non-monogamous relationship that follows certain guidelines. Polyamory specifically refers to people who have multiple romantic relationships at the same time.

Christmas with SCPs + art

"Hey guys can you help me to decorate my home ? And you promised me that if I get all of you out of Foundation like you just escaped you would help me in my home "

"Sure Y/n . What do we need to do ? "

"You mean what you need to do ? Huh Doc- Wait ... of right I understand why do you want to do that Y/n "

"I did not promise anything . Deal with it n/n " - 682 talked back .

"Same " - 079 didn't want to help you just like 682

"Oh come on . It's not that hard ! And I helped you after all !"

"Atanti . Is it a winter holiday soon ? "

"... I think so . I don't care about it "

"Well Abby , Y/n want us to help them decorate their home . I don't quiet understand why , but do you want to help ?"

"Yeah !"

"Abby Xmas is near "

"Well I can help , only if I get to wear something cool !"

"...Sure Mask . I'll try to find something "

"The winter holiday is soon ! " - 173 came in to the room that you guys were . While 096 and 106 followed him . - " I want to decorate the home !"

"Stop screaming " - Glitch said and then turned off .

Lanky and Lawrence just looked at you . All of you and didn't understand about what you guys were talking about . Just looking .

Time skip .

"Atanti you're one of the tallest so can you put the star on the top of the tree ?"

"Seriously ? Do you want me to break it . I'm not just tall I'm way bigger than all of you . Literally "

" Okay ... Hey Lanky can you put the star on the top of the tree please ?"

"...O-okay " - You came to Lanky and gave him the gold star . He took it slowly and came to the tree .

"Abel ! Stop it !-" - You heard Doc scream .

"Brother please stop !" - And then Cain started to scream

"Oh my god . What's going on ! "

You came to the kitchen and you saw the chaos . Abel was trying to choke Cain with the Christmas lights while Doc try to stop him and Jay was just trying to wear a Santa's hat on top of his own hat .

"STOP IT !"

As they heard you yell at them they all stopped . Well Jay didn't really heard you he still tried to do what he wanted .

" Abel I understand that you didn't forgive Cain , but can you not try to kill him for now or at least for the holiday to end ?"

"... Ugh . Fine . But I'll make him pay for killing me ! "

"Okay ... and Jay . What are you doing ?"

"I'm trying to wear this cool hat ! "

Meanwhile

"Mr. Maskie can you pick me up so I can decorate the top part of this pretty tree ?"

"Sure , why not Abby "

"Thank you "

While Mask picked Abby up so she can decorate tree , they heard a knock . So Mask putted Abby down and opened the door

"Oh hey Iris and lil sis " (I'll explain it later in headcanons of 035 . Btw I'll say that 847 is their adoptive sis . K?)

"Hey Mask what are you guys doing ?" - Iris asked .

"Abby is decorating the tree "

"And you are doing nothing I suppose ? " - Mannequin asked

"Of course not ! I'm helping her !"

"Yeah , right " - Iris said as they both entered your home with bags .They bought some clothes and snacks as you asked for them to do .

" Oh , hi girls . You bought the clothes and snacks already ?" - You said as you walked in .

" Yep . We did "

" Mr. Maskie I want to continue to decorate it ! "

" Okay !"

Time skip(Cuz I don't know what to write)

It's already a Christmas. It's snowing(If don't ... IMAGINE). Kids are playing in snow , making snow angels , snowmen and playing with snowballs while 049 are watching them so they won't do something dangerous . Mask and Mannequin are dressing up and standing near the mirror . Abby is trying to convince Atanti and Glitch to play with them . The winter holiday mood is working on them . Iris are taking pictures of Cain and Abel . She somehow convinced them to stand near each other and pose a little . You can see that Abel hate this . 2521 is drawing winter forest .

"Merry Christmas guys !" - You said and after that all of them started to say thank you and merry Xmas too . Even 682 , 079 and 106 said it . Merry Christmas guys . Hope you have a good holidays . And sorry if you don't do something or I forgot to write things that you do on Christmas . As I said I'm not from English countries . we only celebrate New year . And here is the art !

SFW Alphabet - SCP 035

(Art is not mine . Found it in Pinterest.)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

It depends on the mood . Sometimes too clingy . They show affection by words of affirmation , touch and quality time . Even if you are friends .They're just being themselves . 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) A ... friend that most of a time joke around . And use dark humor too . He's just a comedic friend and will try to make you laugh/giggle/smile or just to see your reaction. I personally think that you'll become friends only if they decides to . If he eventually become friendly , there will be a higher chance that she'll be your friend in future .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

They do like to cuddle . As I said they show affection by touch . So he likes it . And I think that you will rarely cuddle if you both are just friends , only if you are really frustrated/really sad . But if you are dating she'll gladly trap you in a hug .

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

They really do . But for a good reason they couldn't . But if he ever did live with you he would be good at cooking , like come on he had many hosts , and at least some of them knew how to cook . So she probably will be good at cooking , at least a little bit . As for cleaning , he'll help you . And will be in a middle . Won't clean really much for home to be super clean . But still clean enough for him .

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

They'll either start ghosting you or be straight forward and say that it's over . Won't kill you don't worry . You didn't give him a reason to , don't you ? So you'll be fine . 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

If they got a chance they would probably propose after maybe like 4-5 years of being together . You know you can't get truly married , even if they escape Foundation . She's not a human . And his body(host) will decompose so it can be hard if he don't know where the host's passport . But even if they had , they'll always need a new one . 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Sometime they can get too dark with their joke . And you'll probably think if they'll really do some weird things . But other than that he can be gentle around you in both ways . He'll let herself be way too vulnerable with you if they find that you really do trust them and love them . 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Of course they do . Even if you're just a friend to him . He'll always appreciate the hug from you . They would literally hug as many times as they could . And their hugs are ... quiet . Suffocating . To say the least . But if it hurts don't be scared/shy or whatever keeps you from social interaction to say that it hurts , just don't be too aggressive or mean to them . They will get upset and you'll need to apologize .

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

After few days of your relationship , something around 5-6 days . And won't hesitate to say it few times .

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Well at first(if your relationship is new . Like few days/weeks) they'll be a little conscious , because you can betray her if you break up . He don't want to kill you yet . He likes you . So he'll be a protective when jealous . If you're dating for months/years she'll still be protective , but little less . Still will worry about you . And btw will read your mind so they will know if it's some one you know/family member/friend or whatever . But if they get really jealous he'll be pouting and upset . 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Can't exactly kiss you . Just press his mouth to yours . That's all . It can leave some dark substance/goo on place he 'kissed' you . Their most liked places to kiss you are : hand , lips , forehead . And their fav place to be kissed , if not to count the host body , is literally anywhere and on host body too . They just didn't get many affection , well no affection in years of imprisonment in Foundation .

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

They like a company of kids . Not always , only if kids are not too mean , aggressive or etc.. He likes a few of kid SCP objects . She tolerates 053 and 191 the most . But let's talk about how they're around other children , they're friendly with them . They hope that kids won't fear them . They are just being lonely that they will spend time with kids too . 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Since you can't live together , it will be pretty hard to see each other in the morning . But if you have something on your mind . Then , I'll leave it to you .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

I'll leave it to you too . Cause there isn't many way you can freely interact w/ each other . 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It will take like a year to reveal some more information about themselves . 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It's 50/50 . But if he get angry she'll try not to hurt you . And will try to get away from you if it's possible , so they 100 won't hurt you . 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

YES . Just yes . They even remember memories of his past host . So yeah , they always will remember you said . 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When they confessed to you . It's their favorite moment . 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He sometimes can be protected if he sense/read someone's mind and discovers that this person wants to hurt you or kill . So they become protective of you . 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

They'll try pretty much . Dates aren't great and anniversaries too , but he can get gifts for you . Like get some jewelry from dead scientists and etc. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

They're kind of narcistic and sometimes short tempered . That's it . 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

They are concerned . They really want to look good for you ... and for themselves . But , they don't have much clothes and accessories choice .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It depends on your stage of relationship . If you know each other for a long time then there is way more chance that they'll feel really incomplete .

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

They kind of adopted 847 , since they though that both of them are pretty similar to each other . And they became friends after few 'meetings' with each other , only then 035 didn't have a female host . Since 847 just killed them instantly . 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

People who hate certain races , homophobic and well if people who don't like/hate 035 . Like seriously they hate this kind of people . And sexist . Even if they are really old and we're used to female wearing dressed and male pants/costumes , but after sometime they didn't care anymore .

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Ha , nice joke) .