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Food in the west nowadays is crazy because you can put it into two distinct categories.

The first is made up of foods that actually nourish you and your organs and the second is literal poison sold by conglomerates for the purpose of making money, and if you eat only category A you get treated like you either have an ED or you're a health nut but the general consensus is some perceived abnormality and if you can cook and eat only category A then you're a chef or a tradwife psyop (hello Nara Smith).

However if you eat mostly or only B then you're seen as standard and normal.

Then we have people that act like unless you sprinkle in category B foods into your diet (again poison) then your diet is ''unbalanced'' and too restrictive.

The kicker is that category B stuff isn't real food and doesn't even taste good compared to real food.

Remove health and weight from the conversation for a second a be real, Mcdonald's ''burgers'' for example taste like crap especially compared to a burger cooked well and made of actual beef, twinkies compared to a home made vanilla cake are gagworthy ( even without the comparison tbh).

Eating a diet of real food is the best bet in terms of health benefits and taste.

No you don't need this week's new superfood propped up by vapid influencers nor do you need to starve or cut out food groups.

Just eat real food.

Just eat real meat and real plants ( no need to be cutting out grains or starches either) , buy them in their raw forms and cook them yourself according to your body's needs and flavours you prefer.

You'll see infinitely better results than any restrictive diet, and your body will run so much better when UPF is not in it on a constant basis.)

When I say I like nerdy men I mean men of intelligence not incels who make media consumption their entire personality.

Nostalgia✨

I don't have hot takes anymore - life is just beautiful and I am lucky

Things Every Young Woman needs for Her Level Up.

A solid plan: No you can't harass tumblr blogs and ask them to plan your life for you and hold your hand through it, no you can't use social media as inspo (yes including pinterest) , no you don't need special journals or stationary. Get a google doc and open it up, make categories you want to see results in and get to work.

A good base : You have lovely healthy hair and nails which are shaped nicely, your body is healthy and toned with ''taken care of'' skin, Your face is lovely and skin is clear and glowing, you have good manners and treat strangers nicely. You eat a beauty enhancing diet that is personalized and it shows up on your general person.

A well-fed intellect: You read the classics and the contemporaries, you educate yourself on literature, you study hard not only in school but in life, you explore and learn new things and the only time you don't know what goes on in the world is when you simply don't want to.

Hobbies and interests that you can speak about with pride: You don't doomscroll. You embrace things that bring joy, you create and you spend your time in valuable ways. It could be ballet or archery, you could build computers or carve butter or translate manuscripts or you might be learning high Valyrian. Productive hobbies that feel good and you speak of them highly with no shame. You create more than you consume.

This is the Bare Minimum for a decent life and for anyone who wants to have more for themselves

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends

saw someone say colleen hoover books are beloved by people that just discovered books yesterday and it's so true.

Booktok style reads in general are for people that don't actually like reading and therefore never had a fanfic or YA phase and never paid attention in english class.

That's why they read these wattpad quality and worse books and can't recognize that it's wattpad quality, because literally they do not know better and think these hack writers have somehow produced the next great american novel. The worst part is that you can't even say that without them screaming you're pretentious or a pick-me, peak anti-intellectualism.

Deep Water (2022)

I'll be an asshole and say I respectfully don't care unless I know you and like you.

i really dont want to come off as an asshole and act like im not sympathetic but i think the idea that it is an appropriate thing to do to respond to posts about about positive experiences made by strangers with long and graphic vents about how your own life is nothing like that really has to end. i’m very sorry you’re going through that. but it’s just. really not appropriate.

These should be put together♥️

It still drives me crazy that this was written in 2014

. Men acting embarrassing to get your attention makes me so asexual... Be stoic and don't speak and be hot and then I will be attracted to you. Gross.

Tips For Marrying Properly Part 1

Never be a stay at home girlfriend:

This is just wasting time you could spend leveling up, networking building a beautiful resume, learning new skills and generally creating yourself and your ideal lifestyle.

The online poster girl for being a sahgf went from being in a villa to a studio apartment.

All it is, is performing labour for a man with no personal tangible benefits.

The stay at home girlies think they're spoiled but I've seen corporate girls be provided for with more luxury and rest than the girls claiming to rest in their femininity.

It is not like being a housewife ( which is a comparatively better option than being a stay at home gf), it is not traditional and upon relationship breakdown the woman receives generally nothing but stress and wasted labour.

Staying home as a woman is no joke and requires so much preparation and effort to avoid getting screwed over.

Some have argued that receiving room and board justifies being a stay at home gf but even the exploited slaves on the plantations of my native country received room and board and if you date the right men while working you'd still be getting the princess treatment so claiming that a trip to bali or miami and a birkin justifies wasting your life as a bang-maid does not compute.

I understand that the girls are tired and burnt out and want to be cared for but it is a thankless job that seldom leads to marriage which is the actual goal.

The actual 'trophy wives' work while single and date to marry, then stay home for a year or two with their husband's new legacy before going right back to their goals.

I have so much respect for women who like homemaking and I hate to see them exploited while getting scammed into thinking they're the ones benefitting.

Please learn from the mistakes of others.

Bisous, LuxuryLegalPrincess

skipping rat boy summer, dad bods, medium ugly and every other unconventionally attractive man agenda, I like hot guys.

The shadiest but best advice I can give a woman is Don't give men grace when it comes to not meeting your standards, the only time they willingly lower theirs is when they simply can't meet the standards of their type. I admire that about them and I respect it.

Maybe I'm just privileged and that's why I say this but good men exist, they're emotionally intelligent, financially responsible and even abundant, good looking and amiable.

They're out there, the icky redpill losers and chronically online cretins of the world are genuinely only online hiding away from life.

There are enough high quality men in the world for women to allow themselves to only entertain men who are good to them and are what they want.

The people trying to convince you otherwise have a vested interest in women keeping standards low because they are in a mating crisis and want women available to them.

Let princess treatment be the standard.

Do it.

Do it for the silk dresses. Do it for Paris and Mulan and Dubai. Do it for the ability to have thousands of dollars in my purse at all times. Do it for the millions of opportunities. Do it for the millions of dollars I can make. Do it for limitless shopping trips and relaxation. Do it for luxury apartments. Do it for clear skin. Do it for tight abs and better sex. Do it for better health. Do it to age gracefully. Do it for my dream wardrobe. Do it for the love of my past selves. Do it for huge bouquets of flowers and city scape views. Do it for photoshoots and cover spreads. Do it for your $3 million dream home that overlooks the beauty of the ocean. Do it for money shots. Do it for private jets and summer houses. Do it for bodycon dresses. Do it for guilt free lazy days. Do it for true blue royalty treatment without having to ask. Do it for the life of my dreams. Do it for to fulfill my promises to my younger self much sooner. Do it for because it's now or never. Do it to fulfill my purpose. Do it to prove to myself that I can do it when I say I am going to do it. Do it for the bragging rights. Do it for the self-satisfaction. Do it because you love yourself. Do it because you said you would and you're a woman of your word. Do it because you are more than worthy or capable you simply deserve it, it is your birthright.

Don't let cravings or laziness ruin all my progress just for a split second of satisfaction when I can be satisfied for a lifetime simply by continuing down my chosen path.

don't forget to stretch, breathe, lift and move!