For The All DSMP Gods Ask, I Raise You This: Darling Is A Skilled Mediator (and Quite Possible Manipulator)

For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

What I’ve learned: Never trust a mf named Sangwoo.

Ok so apparently my headcannon about mumzas pic on the fridge thing was already canon- PFFFTTT I feel like an idiot/lh

But another hc I've been thinking is that Puffy would often patch up Dreams hoodie as a kid because he's a reckless little kid. One time he ripped his favorite hoodie and he doesn't want to throw it away so she embroidered the smiley face and sewed it on the hoodie to patch it up.

Does that make sense? Anyway momma Puffy for the win

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Lol hell yeah!

Okay so not a request but I went back and re-read some of the stories, and looking at the list of people who Ghostbur trusted the child!reader around just got me thinking about what they’d do with the child

Philza would be doing his job as grandfather, telling the reader stories from when Wilbur was a child and also maybe spoiling them

Techno would most likely end up telling the reader stories of the Greek Gods, maybe combat lessons

Tubbo and Ranboo would end up as playdates with Micheal

I’m not too sure about Niki since I’m not surw about her character and lore (rip-)

Meanwhile Tommy’s trying to escape supervision to go do what he wants with the reader, and if that’s not possible then he’s trying to secretly do dangerous shit with them or teach them swears while disguising it as just being friendly and hanging out

This is why you cannot trust the child with a child

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I honestly could just imagine Tommy trying to do sky diving with child reader-

Yoooo....I just got done reading Killing Stalking..

And holy shit-

It was a lot and I love it!

And if your in the right mental state 10/10 would recommend!

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