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Ghostbur and Wilbur separately with a darling that is as bad as them. The darling is a yandere themselves for ghostbur and Wilbur. Basically yandere x yandere, and lets say people try flirting with the couple anyway. How would the darling react and how would Ghostbur and Wilbur react.

I really hope that makes sense. Im sorry if it doesn't.

Ooo! Interesting idea.

Triggers: obsessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, possessive behavior, threats, gore described in detail, and extreme yandere like behavior.

Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

(darling dialog will be pink in the first post)

-WILBUR-

I have a strong feeling Wilbur would love that you have the same love for him.

Wilbur is an aggressive and delusional yandere.

I could imagine his S/O to be a possessive yandere.

He would push you towards the plan of both your futures together.

He wouldn't tell you the plan in fear of you disagreeing with him.

While you would be scaring away any people that dared to call themselves friends with Wilbur.

He's yours and you'll be damned if anyone thinks about taking him away!

~

Wilbur loves your little possessive side and genuinely believes that you can't do anything wrong.

Walk in on your killing someone?

Went a little something like this:

~

Your knife slowly dragged down the girl's gut.

This girl tried to call herself Wilby's friend.

Like hell!

As you watched with blank eyes, the girl's guts slowly dropped from the several stabs and cuts on her stomach.

Her teeth scattered in the room, with her tongue laying along her head.

You moved your eyes to her several separated fingers.

The smell of metal, from the blood, invaded your nose.

While the sudden silence made your ears ring, from the sudden change in sound. As it was once filled with pain ridden cries.

You let out a heavy sigh, the door to the room slowly crept open and the sound of your lover's voice rang out.

"Oh, love?" He spoke in a sing-song tone.

He was about to continue, but cut himself off.

Your eyes widened with fear.

'Shit! No! No! No! Wilby!' you thought.

You quickly turned him, and began to walk towards him.

"W-wilby it's not what it looks like! I promise!"

Wilbur dropped the plate of sandwiches he had in his hand.

He rushed over and pulled you into his arms.

"Love, are you okay?!"

This…. wasn't the reaction you were used to…

Normally they scream and call you a monster…

You slowly wrapped your arms around him.

"I-im fine…"

He sighed in relief, "Good."

…

After that, he walked you to the kitchen, and had you sit on the counter while he made more sandwiches.

He had you explain what happened.

After your shy explanation, he simply smiled at you.

"...What?" You say unsure.

"You did that for me? Thank you."

~

After that, you two just cuddled and ate your sandwiches.

Wilbur would continue his plans with both your futures.

He would slowly guide you into that direction.

It would start with moving in together.

Maybe getting a pet.

And then move onto much bigger things.

~

In short: You two would be frickin soul mates.

Word count: 432

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-GHOSTBUR-

Ghostbur is a gentle soul.

He doesn't want to hurt you, or really anyone else.

He's an extremely soft and genital yandere, with the only reason he is a yandere is because some possessiveness from being alive stayed with him.

But other than a bit of jealousy now and then.

He is a soft little soul, and you want to protect that.

I think an obsessive yandere darling would go best with ghosty.

~

Ghostbur would be unsure of your obsessive side at first.

He would have to remind you multiple times to be more gentle with people.

But he also appreciated that you liked him so much.

It made him feel special.

It made him feel nice that his feelings were reciprocated.

If you wanted to be a yandere to this little ghost, you would have to behave very well.

Let's not forget, he does get scared very easily.

If you did any killing it would have to be in secret.

And you would have to be highly cautious and careful with it.

Destroy all evidence.

Make sure he doesn't notice too much that the person is missing.

I would highly recommend that you don't kill his close friends.

But simply push them back a bit.

He is your little ghost boy after all.

~

Ghostbur himself is pretty clingy to you.

And you being clingy back only makes a clingy mess.

You can't be too high strung and worried about people trying to steal him away.

Or you'll miss out on giving him attention, And he'll be sad :(

Nobody likes a sad Ghostbur.

But let's say you do kind of play it dumb and forget to lock the door to your special little room…

The room where all the fun happens.

The room where all the blood spilled.

The room that is decorated with knives whips and other torture methods.

They hang on the wall like mantle pieces.

You show them off like trophies.

But only to the eyes of your kidnapped victims.

It would go a little something like this:

~

Your axe brought itself down harshly onto the neck of the victim.

They're screaming in pain, fell on deaf ears.

The blood splurged from their neck, as if it was some beer barrel at a bar full of drunks.

Some blood speckled its way onto your cheeks, the red mixing with the already light pink blush forming on your face.

This should always give you a rush.

You sick bastard.

You are thumped in your chest from all the adrenaline, The axe was a perfect choice.

Your eyes darted from wall to wall inspecting the damage that you have done.

Fingers and teeth feel different parts of the room.

Nails joined the clumps of hair that were pulled out.

The broken and distorted body of your victim laid in front of you.

You have put such hard punishment on them that they were barely recognizable.

Their nose had moved from the middle of their face to one side.

Their lips were bruised and puffy from all the constant punching and brute force.

Their eyes gouged out only hanging on by the nerves.

Eyelids peel back like orange peels.

While you're in it inspecting your great work, you heard that damn squeak of the door.

"Love?" The soft accented voice called out.

He could barely get in another word before he saw what you had done.

The bloodied axe still in your hand.

You turn to him and horror, eyes wide, pupils shrunk.

You fucked.

~

Outcome? Here:

Ghostbur ran.

He locked himself inside the bathroom, too scared to face you.

What if you heard him?

Was he the cause of this?

Why would you do something like this?

This wasn't you.

Or wasn't you were just hiding it…

You on the other hand dropped your axe and ran for him.

You have no intention of hurting him.

Only comfort.

But no matter how many times you called out his name, you only got a scared whimper and response.

How dare you.

Fucking monster.

You told yourself this many times.

Until you yourself began to cry.

Both of each other on opposite sides of the door hugging your knees close to your chest.

Ball in your eyes out.

Ghostbur out of fear.

And you out of regret.

~

Things weren't the same after that.

As a matter of fact shortly after he left you.

He was too scared.

And he didn't want anybody else getting hurt…

~

In short: ghostbur would not work well with a yandere significant other.

Word count: 756

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Hiya! I hope you're having a good day today! Do you think I could request general headcanons of yan!ghostbur? Maybe his favorite kind of darling, what he'd want to do with his darling, etc?

Sure!

Triggers: very mild yandere behavior

~ Ghostbur~

Ghostbur isn't that much of a yandere if I'm being honest.

Like I have said before, the only reason he is a yandere is because he had some possessive side left behind from when he was alive.

Ghostbur would be more clingy to you though.

He does like a little more of your attention on him.

He's very mild and mostly harmless.

Notice how I said mostly.

Ghostbur isn't one to play tricks on his darling just for the hell of it.

He rarely ever manipulates his darling.

Ghostbur hates it just as much as darling.

But why?

Why would our sweet like ghosty phantom boy manipulate darling?

"mAddEn i THoUgHT yOu saId hE wAs HarmLeSs."

Well I did.

But I also said mostly.

So let's get into that.

~

The only time Ghostbur will ever manipulate you is when he is jealous.

Ghostbur likes to believe that he has a good judgment of character when it comes to your friends.

He's okay most of the time with your friends, as long as you guys don't get too touchy. A hug or two is fine, but only side hugs.

It doesn't matter the gender.

This man still has a little bit of Wilbur.

And Wilbur got jealous very easily (remember the TV incident?)

When you leave to go hang out with your friends Ghostbur will say this:

"Oh, okay! Have fun, and be careful."

And what he means…

"Oh yeah, go hang out with them. But be sure to stay a comfortable distance away, and I'll be watching from afar!"

Yeah...he does that. Not in that creepy of a way.

But what happens if you do make him jealous?

Well…

He cries.

Ghostbur can't do much, he doesn't have the heart.

Like he doesn't have the heart to be too jealous, it will just eat at him.

So you better be there to comfort him.

To avoid making him jealous/ungodly sad, make sure you lay out your boundaries with friends all Ghostbur is present.

This will make him feel more secure in your relationship.

Don't get me wrong, Ghostbur had also had trust in your relationship; but who doesn't like extra security?

~

What type of darling is Ghostbur's favorite?

Well, there's quite a few darlings that he likes.

But for now I'll just go over the top three.

1- Confidant, but humble darling.

Ghostbur looks up to you for your confidence.

He loves how you believe in yourself so much, and how you are so happy with yourself.

It makes his heart pulse with love whenever he sees you do something well, knowing you can do it well.

But what seals the deal for this man is how you don't brag about it.

You don't go out of your way to tell everyone that you did this and this without making any mistakes.

You just take your victory silently and smile.

2- Quiet, but smart darling.

In Ghostbur's words, "Wow...I wish I could have your big brain."

You're so quiet, but your mind is like a whole other world to this man.

Ghostbur loves how you can solve puzzles, in what seems, like just seconds

You amaze him when you speak your mind with your genius ideas.

He loves how you are willing to just answer all his questions when you cuddle.

Even if the question is just random, like a really hard math question that he just came up with.

"Love?" He'll ask.

"Hm?"

"What does 72×(234-92)67 equal?"

You'll think for a moment, "685,008"

The pure amazement in his eyes is bound to make you at least smile.

3- Ambivert darling.

Ghostbur will be all over you.

You have the perfect balance of social time, and Ghostbur time.

He appreciates how you know what to say when to say it.

Your personalities may differ, but as long as you aren't too intense he will love you no matter what.

There isn't anything that stands out about you in a crowd, and that's what he loves.

You're recognizable if someone knows you, but if not; you're just another random face on the street.

~

Wilbur's favorite activities with his darling are mostly staying at home and chilling.

He loves watching older movies with you, and you two can just laugh at how bad they are.

But if you're into art, he'll try to find an art gallery nearby if that's your thing.

Really, Ghostbur will enjoy anything you enjoy, as long as you're happy.

But he will absolutely melt, if you take this man to a music store.

~

How do you exactly become his darling?

Well you were a good friend of Ghostbur's and you two slowly became a couple.

Pretty boring I know..

But you think this man has the heart to kidnap you?

No way.

Ghostbur is a mild yandere.

~

In short: (no summary, too much went on in this one).

Word count: 817

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An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

- 👑

Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

Could you do headcanons about platonic yandere ghostbur and revivebur with a child reader? And can the reader be the same one from the Wilbur with a child reader headcanons

Triggers: mention of stalking, mention of near death, mention of slight possessive behaviors, and mild yandere like behaviors. Safe for all to read. Mainly wholesome.

Enjoy.

Ghostbur

Honestly, Ghostbur with a child darling is like the most wholesome and confusing thing you will ever see.

You, as a child (7-10), don't know anything about the world.

And Ghostbur, being a ghost who lost his memories, also doesn't know anything about the world.

Some would even go as far to say that he himself is even a child.

Sure Ghostbur knows what's dangerous, how to craft, use weapons, and ect.

But social wise, he is about as useful as an inside out umbrella on a rainy day.

So this is going to be an adventure for the both of you.

~

So how did you two meet?

Well, Ghostbur was taking a nice walk around the SMP, when he saw a kid.

A kid that was about to fall into a deep hole.

WAIT-

A KID ABOUT TO FALL INTO A DEEP HOLE?!

Yep.

That was his thought process, right before he flew over to you, and quickly pulled you back.

"Oh my XD! Are you okay?! You're not hurt are you?!"

He would say it multiple times until you answer.

But you were just yanked away from your likely demise, and your child brain can only handle so much.

So least to say it scared him when you had a lack of response.

But when you did finally reply, Ghostbur was relieved.

Though the quiet only lasted so long before he started to interrogate you out of worry.

"Where are your parents?!"

"Do they know you're out here?!"

"Why were you standing so close to the edge of that hole?!"

"How did you get here?"

"Where are you from?"

"Where do you live?"

"How old are you?"

"What's your name?"

"Where can we find your parents?"

These questions and so much more were tossed in your direction.

You were barely able to answer one, before another one was thrown your way.

So in the end, all you replied with was:

"I...I don't know."

And with this, Ghostbur was completely stunned.

~

After finding out that you don't remember your parents, Ghostbur will let you live with him.

This relationship will consist more of an inexperienced with children uncle and his niece/nephew/gender neutral term for that.

Ghostbur will have this overwhelming need to be very protective of you, but in a gentle manner.

Unlike a romantic darling, Ghostbur doesn't want your attention on him 24/7.

But he still does watch from afar.

Whenever you're out playing with the animals of a forest, or children villagers, he watches you with hawk eyes.

And the instant any danger threatens to appear, Ghostbur is bringing you back home.

He'll likely keep you inside for the next day or so, just to make sure you're safe.

~

The people he allows you to hang out with are a lot more versatile compared to the other DSMP members.

He allows you to hang out with the following:

Niki

Tubbo

Tommy (while supervised)

Ranboo

Ph1lza

Technoblade

~

Ghostbur is a fairly disorganized being, so your growing up will be a bit messy.

But he tried his best to keep a schedule with you.

Don't be surprised if you have Ph1lza around a lot to help get you and his life in order.

What about an education?

Well, Techno is obviously your history teacher.

And...Ph1lza is everything else.

Hey!

They try though.

~

Ghostbur's main house rules are:

1- Be home by dark

2- Don't hang out with anyone your not allowed to

3- Tell him when your leaving/coming home

4- Always have a knife on you

5- Sundays are family days

6- use common sense.

~

In short: Living/having Ghostbur as a guardian is fairly laid back, except for the constant feeling of being watched. He isn't as possessive or bad as the others. 8/10.

Word count: 633

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Main Headcannons

Exorcist darling

Trans Male S/O

Harmless yandere darling

Child darling (platonic)

Forehead kisses

Domain traveler (God! Ghostbur)

Trapped in the backrooms?!

For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...