My Dude...this Is My Phone Since August For The Same Reason

My dude...this is my phone since August for the same reason

Three icons per page so it works both ways baby

Lmao I changed my laptop screen so that when people behind me in lecture wanna be nosy this is all they see

Hugh Honey, let me be your

Salty

DOG

Another meaning of the term “Salty Dog” comes from the archaic practice of rubbing salt into the coat of one’s favourite dog as a flea repellent. Therefore, one’s “salty dog” is one’s favourite person, best friend, an so on. This is the meaning of the line in Salty Dog Blues: “Let me be your salty dog, or I don’t wanna be your man at all.” The phrase could also have a sexual meaning. The lyric “Honey, let me be your salty dog” could also be translated to mean “Let me be your sexual partner.”

After ending up spending most of my free time earlier today learning all about Ernie and Bert drama on here, I definitely had enough of tumblr and put my phone away to get lunch before I had to go.

And exactly when I sit down with others by the table near the tv to eat, the regular news is on and an extended segment begins on how the world at large is discussing Ernie and Bert.

That felt crazy.

🎵sunny day,

sweeping the clouds away🎵

Bert and Ernie

She could have insisted on traveling in a crate

I just got kind of sad bc I realized that if they didn’t kill off Maureen Ponderosa last season then she’d maybe be in the gang beats boggs ladies reboot and she’d be full cat and that’s honestly a minor crime. a misdemeanor, if you will

(Where is the lie?)

it’s always...

🎶 Sunny day ☀️ sweeping the clouds 🎶 away 👬