Harry Potter During A Blackout

Harry Potter During A Blackout

Harry: *trips over everything and falls*

Ron: *screams like a girl and hopes the spiders don’t get him*

Hermione: *uses lumaos because she’s not dumb*

Draco: *trying to make sure Harry doesn’t hurt himself*

Blaise: *making sure Ron doesn’t faint and hurt himself*

Pansy: *using lumaos as well because she wants to show Hermione that she’s not the only smart one*

Ginny: *keeps and protects Luna from the boys who are acting like idiots*

Luna: *talking about how the Nargles probably put the power out*

that cruel, cool smile

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

Time well spent

“What’re you doing?”

“Wasting my life, according to the Prophet.”

“It’s not wasted if you’re enjoying it. Are you enjoying it?”

Harry looked up at him from where he lay in the grass; flushed, bright, mouth wine-kissed.

“I will be, if you join me.”

Draco sat, faced the sun, smiled.

Inspired by @drarrymicrofic’s prompt ‘waste it on me’

draco: what?!

hermione: yes

harry: so, you mean, muggles know about us and write stories? like fairytales?

hermione: umm... yes, but no. they do write stories, but they aren't fairytales. it's like... ugh

ron: do y'all remember when i showed you porn? so it's like porn, but in written form

harry: oh... my god

draco: at least they know mine is bigger

harry: drACO NO-

DTH 2021: Help! (FIC)

Title: Help! Author: enchanted_jae Prompt: #11 (There’s a ghost in Harry’s new house. The ghost is connected to the Malfoy family for some reason, so Harry had no choice but to owl Draco to end this ghostly torment.) Summary: Draco never thought Saint Potter would come to him for help, but he’s ready, willing, and able…if there’s lube involved. Rating: PG13 Word Count: 1633 Author’s Notes: Thank you to gelsey for the beta.

(Help!)

Pick up lines pt.2

Harry : boy I wanna go swimming -

Draco : then go

Harry : you didn't even let me say the entire sentence

Draco : .. fine go ahead

Harry : I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes

Draco : well don't look at them then

Harry : ...

Harry : I don't know why I even try * tries to be pissed off but look like a cute little red baby *

Draco : * secretly smiling* i don't know either

Harry :* storms off with cute little angry stomps *

Draco : *smiles to himself* boy do I love him

Harry : *peeping through the door* HA , I HEARD THAT

Draco : * rolls his eyes* it was a shit pick up line

Harry : but you loved it

Draco : *blushing* go away potter

Harry : *smirks* love you too

( ps please don't steal the idea I beg you , it's the only best one I've come up with )