Wait Until You Hear About The Life Lessons. Like When Jax Gets His Feelings Hurt By Sonya When Sonya

Wait until you hear about the life lessons. Like when Jax gets his feelings hurt by Sonya when Sonya teases him.

Please for the love of god, watch this masterpiece

https://youtu.be/gyF7vI8fvQk

Cassie cage: you think Nightwolf is causing the accidents?

Liu Kang: I love her voice for some reason.

Kung Lao: yeah, it's great.

Erron Black: Not a doubt in my mind. Everything was A-OK 'til he showed up.

Liu Kang: *chuckle* 'til he showed up and started blowing up buildings left and right.

Erron Black: something's protecting it. Something...unnatural.

Kung Lao: he's doing it on paw-pous

Liu kang and Kung Lao: *laughing*

Cassie: why do you say that?

Liu Kang: look here's a- *wheeze* here's a letter from it. He says he's gonna take us down. Mark my woof.

Kung Lao and Kung Lao: *laughing and wheezing*

Erron Black: so I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again.

Kung lao: And then I fired again. Then I missed. And then I fired. Then I fired. Then I missed. I missed both times. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. Then I missed.

Liu Kang: *uncontrollable laughing during the whole thing* and then I ran out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow.

Kung Lao: and then I woke up. Then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed.

Liu kang: and then I fired. I hit something but it wasn't what I was going for so I guess I missed.

Kung Lao: *hard laughing*

Liu Kang: and then I passed out again.

Kung Lao: *harder laughing* had another popsicle.

Both: *laughing*

Kung Lao: I had a dream I was firing at something. I missed.

Both: *uncontrollable laughing and wheezing*

Liu kang: I have no idea what erron is saying.

Kung Lao: no, I lost what I was saying.

Liu Kang: kaui liang said I couldn't pick a snowball fight with him. I threw a snowball at him. I missed. I packed another snowball into a gun. That's my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, he's really something. I passed out.

Both: *laughing*

Liu Kang: I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.

Both: *laughing and wheezing*

Liu Kang: oh, she can sass him.

Cassie: you can or you don't want to?

Kung Lao: don't sass me. I'll swing at you but I'll miss though. I guarantee it. I'll take another swing and I'll miss. Then I had myself a popsicle.

Liu Kang: would you care for a popsicle? Just don't bring it into the sauna.

Kung Lao: I reached into the freezer for another popsicle. I missed. I grabbed the cabbage. I put it back. But, I missed. I dropped it on the floor.

Both: *coughing*

Kung Lao: long story short, missed.

Headcanons I made while I’m sleep deprived (I got an hour and a half of sleep)

- Erron mains McCree in Overwatch

-Kung Lao and Liu Kang are just Arin and Dan from GameGrumps

-Jade is just MotoMoto, she’a dating Kotal…she likes em big n’ chunky

-If Geras is Mr Sandman why hasn’t he helped me get sleep

-fuck

Here's part 1 of this au design thing. I'll start with someone I think you'll know. That's right, Deadpool. He'll be taking the place of sans in this au. Seems like an off choice but it makes more sense than you think. He can teleport like sans. Makes lots of jokes and since he can break the fourth wall, you know he knows about the resets. Time for the design. Deadpool looks how he does in the comics with obvious changes. He wears a comfy sweater and unicorn slippers for starters. Instead of giant skull blasters, he fires an assortment of magic gun that I call "fourth wall blasters". He also fires magic swords. He also has his own attacks. He can launch blue and orange grenades and can turn your soul orange. I know orange isn't a soul color but I saw a video that did something great with it. The orange soul changes the effects of blue and orange attacks. You gotta move for blue and stay for orange. And he also does the blue soul thing. You know what that does at this point. And finally, his glowing eye. I decided to make the eye glow red because he's already pretty red. Oh, and he has a small fourth wall blaster he carries around on a Hollister on his right leg. My profile pic was actually made because of some of these instructions by a discord friend. So, that's part 1 of character designs. See you next time. Well, I have 1 follower so I don't even know if anyone is watching. Anyway, see you next time.

Marveltale designs explanation

Hey, it’s me. I decided to stop procrastinating and do something with this au. I’ll start with something easy. Talking about what their designs will be. No, I’m not gonna draw them. A 5 year old draws better than me. What I’m gonna do is reblog this post with design ideas for this au. If anyone wants to draw them, I’d love that. But, it’s unlikely that’s gonna happen. But right after this post, I’m gonna do the first reblog character design. So, if anyone decides to stop by the blog, enjoy the ideas.

Llamas with hats version

Bruce Wayne: Jason, there is a dead person in our house!

Jason Todd: oh, hey. How did he get here?

Bruce Wayne: Jason, why did you do?

Jason Todd: Me? I-I didn't do this.

Bruce Wayne: Explain what happened Jason.

Jason Todd: I've never seen him before in my life.

Bruce Wayne: Why did you kill this person Jason?

Jason Todd: I do not kill people. That is-that is my least favorite thing to do.

Bruce Wayne: tell me Jason, exactly what you were doing before I got home.

Jason Todd: alright well, I was upstairs.

Bruce Wayne: ok

Jason Todd: I was sitting in my room.

Bruce Wayne: yes

Jason Todd: reading a book

Bruce Wayne: yes, go on

Jason Todd: when this guy walked in.

Bruce Wayne: ok

Jason Todd: so I went up to him

Bruce Wayne: yes

Jason Todd: and I aggressively poked him with a knife 37 times in the chest.

Bruce Wayne:

Jason Todd:

Bruce Wayne: Jason, that kills people.

Bruce Wayne: Why is there blood everywhere?!?!?!?!?!?

Jason Todd: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Bruce Wayne: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?!??

Jason Todd: No no NO, aggressively poked them with a knife

I've been making more posts about random things than about this new undertale au I made. I know I said I'd be posting random things too but I think this is too much random. I have one post about this au and it's a role list. I should probably fix that after I stop procrastinating.

Kronika introduction. Action!

Kronika: This was not your destiny, shinnok

*fake shinnok head malfunctions*

Kronika: once again, the thunder God *starts laughing* UpSeT tHe BaLaNcE. I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

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(take 2)

Kronika: once again, the thunder God upset the ba- *accidentally knocks head over* whoops. I have upset the balance of the movie. *Laughs*

MK11: Bloopers

Could you imagine if there were bloopers for the cutscenes in MK11′s story mode? I couldn’t help but think of the first cutscene with Shinnok and Raiden having to do multiple takes to get it right because they kept messing up their lines.

Raiden: “There are deaths worse than fate…………wait- apologies, that was not the line..”

Shinnok, chuckling: “You aren’t wrong though..”

*Both chuckle*

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(Take 2)

Raiden: “There are fates w-wohohorse that d-do nohot look at me like that, Shinnok!!”

Shinnok, grinning and mocking: “DeAThS wOrSE tHAn FaTe”