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Clark Kent vs. Twitter

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Bruce Wayne: Jason, there is a dead person in our house!

Jason Todd: oh, hey. How did he get here?

Bruce Wayne: Jason, why did you do?

Jason Todd: Me? I-I didn't do this.

Bruce Wayne: Explain what happened Jason.

Jason Todd: I've never seen him before in my life.

Bruce Wayne: Why did you kill this person Jason?

Jason Todd: I do not kill people. That is-that is my least favorite thing to do.

Bruce Wayne: tell me Jason, exactly what you were doing before I got home.

Jason Todd: alright well, I was upstairs.

Bruce Wayne: ok

Jason Todd: I was sitting in my room.

Bruce Wayne: yes

Jason Todd: reading a book

Bruce Wayne: yes, go on

Jason Todd: when this guy walked in.

Bruce Wayne: ok

Jason Todd: so I went up to him

Bruce Wayne: yes

Jason Todd: and I aggressively poked him with a knife 37 times in the chest.

Bruce Wayne:

Jason Todd:

Bruce Wayne: Jason, that kills people.

Bruce Wayne: Why is there blood everywhere?!?!?!?!?!?

Jason Todd: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Bruce Wayne: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?!??

Jason Todd: No no NO, aggressively poked them with a knife