Jax: I Gotta Big Ol' Case Of The F*ck You's.

Jax: I gotta big ol' case of the f*ck you's.

Johnny cage: *Snickers* a big ol' case if the f*ck you's?

Jax: that's what I'm talking about.

Johnny cage: I get that everytime I order a sandwich at Subway

Jax: what do you mean?

Johnny: it's just like. Everything about Subway is like infuriating.

Jax: really?

Johnny: yeah. The people in front of you take too long. And like, there's no drive through. It's like. I don't know, I'm over exaggerating obviously but Subway is like the land of inconveniences.

Jax: yeah it's, I mean-

Johnny: yeah I get it. It's like *sigh* you walk in and their like,"hi, how can I help you." And I'm like,"chicken teriyaki. Foot long on flat bread." And I say, "*sigh* flat bread" and they're like,"okay" and then they f*ckin go,"did you say foot long?" and I'm like,"yes,I said foot long"

Jax: yeah, and they're like-

Johnny: "you want cheese?"

Jax: you've had so many experiences with the place it just becomes self fulfilling destiny.

Johnny: *laugh* yeah.

Jax: you walk in and they're like,"hi, how can I help you" and you're like,"*groan* with this sh*t again"

Johnny: "not this again"

Both: *laughing*

Johnny: yeah, and they're like,"you want cheese" and I'm like,"yeah, can I get swiss cheese?" And they're like,"what kind?" And It's like,"f*cking"

Jax: you know, the kind I just said.

Johnny: and they're like,"want it toasted?" And it's just like. Of course toa- you can't have the flat bread and not toast it. It's like mushy, starchy a$$ f*cking bread. It's made to be toasted. Of course I want it toasted. Then they put it in the oven and start helping people behind it and it sits there longer than it should. It's like,"I just want lunch!" And then they take it out and it's another person and you have to get a read on their personality.

Jax: *laughing*

Johnny: and I'm like, "elder God's d*mmit" and they're like,"what do you want?" And I get spinach and they just f*cking destroy it with spinach. Just an avalanche of spinach. And I'm like, "I want five other things. You can't just fill it up with spinach and think that's all it's gonna be"

Jax: *laughing* wow. Wow.

Johnny: and then I ask for onion and they put two onions on it. Then I'm like,"MOAR ONION PLS!"

Both: *laughing and wheezing*

Johnny: and when you get some weird combination like,"can I get mayonnaise and also sweet onion sauce" they throw up their eyeba- eyebrows a little bit and they're like,"woah"

Jax: "woah woah"

Johnny: and you're like,"don't f*ckin' judge me. I'll eat what I want. I can make my own sandwich"

Jax: don't f*ckin' judge me. Wow, it's time to stop for now.

Johnny: *laughing*

Jax: wow. You went f*cking off on subway. All you had to say was,"the food is gross"

Johnny: *laughing*

Jax: that's what I'd say.

That clears things up. Now I'm envisioning goro as part of the elite four with a bunch of fighting type Pokemon with multiple limps.

My friend and I are working on a MK/Pokemon AU. Shall we make a blog for it?

That sounds amazing! Quick question. Is each character replaced with a Pokemon or does each character have a Pokemon?

Cassie cage: you think Nightwolf is causing the accidents?

Liu Kang: I love her voice for some reason.

Kung Lao: yeah, it's great.

Erron Black: Not a doubt in my mind. Everything was A-OK 'til he showed up.

Liu Kang: *chuckle* 'til he showed up and started blowing up buildings left and right.

Erron Black: something's protecting it. Something...unnatural.

Kung Lao: he's doing it on paw-pous

Liu kang and Kung Lao: *laughing*

Cassie: why do you say that?

Liu Kang: look here's a- *wheeze* here's a letter from it. He says he's gonna take us down. Mark my woof.

Kung Lao and Kung Lao: *laughing and wheezing*

Erron Black: so I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again.

Kung lao: And then I fired again. Then I missed. And then I fired. Then I fired. Then I missed. I missed both times. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. Then I missed.

Liu Kang: *uncontrollable laughing during the whole thing* and then I ran out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow.

Kung Lao: and then I woke up. Then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed.

Liu kang: and then I fired. I hit something but it wasn't what I was going for so I guess I missed.

Kung Lao: *hard laughing*

Liu Kang: and then I passed out again.

Kung Lao: *harder laughing* had another popsicle.

Both: *laughing*

Kung Lao: I had a dream I was firing at something. I missed.

Both: *uncontrollable laughing and wheezing*

Liu kang: I have no idea what erron is saying.

Kung Lao: no, I lost what I was saying.

Liu Kang: kaui liang said I couldn't pick a snowball fight with him. I threw a snowball at him. I missed. I packed another snowball into a gun. That's my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, he's really something. I passed out.

Both: *laughing*

Liu Kang: I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.

Both: *laughing and wheezing*

Liu Kang: oh, she can sass him.

Cassie: you can or you don't want to?

Kung Lao: don't sass me. I'll swing at you but I'll miss though. I guarantee it. I'll take another swing and I'll miss. Then I had myself a popsicle.

Liu Kang: would you care for a popsicle? Just don't bring it into the sauna.

Kung Lao: I reached into the freezer for another popsicle. I missed. I grabbed the cabbage. I put it back. But, I missed. I dropped it on the floor.

Both: *coughing*

Kung Lao: long story short, missed.

Headcanons I made while I’m sleep deprived (I got an hour and a half of sleep)

- Erron mains McCree in Overwatch

-Kung Lao and Liu Kang are just Arin and Dan from GameGrumps

-Jade is just MotoMoto, she’a dating Kotal…she likes em big n’ chunky

-If Geras is Mr Sandman why hasn’t he helped me get sleep

-fuck

Raiden, when Shao Kahn killed Kung Lao

raiden is big big mad 

Saw the Pokemon direct

Imagine challenging a trainer to battle without knowing about dynamax. Just sending out a Caterpie and the opponent sends out a giant f*cking Pikachu. I'm gonna love dynamax Pokemon.

Kano: If you got heartburn, I'll tell you what. You need to get Prilosec. Git er' done.

Kabal: that's shockingly like what it's like.

Kano: *laughs*

Kabal: I mean, almost word for word.

Kano: I eat ribs everyday and I love it. But I'll tell you what about how much ribs I eat. A lot... I'm Larry the Cable Guy.

Kabal: *laughs*

Kano: eat Prilosec.

Kabal: eat Prilosec?

Kano: CoNsUmE pRiLoSeC! *Laughs*

Kabal: I'm almost positive he doesn't phrase it like that.

Kano: if you go to a football...sports game and you run out of chips, eat Prilosec. It'll bring you joy.

Kabal: that's brilliant. That's a brilliant f*cking thought.

Kano: it's got loads of calories.

Both: *laugh*

Kabal: and it'll give you heartburn like crazy.

Both: *laugh harder*

Kano: Bye! Sell! It's a bare market on Prilosec!

Kabal: this is your elder god.

Kano: *laughs* PrIlOsEc Is WhAt YoU wOrShIp!