Kabal - Tumblr Posts
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Me when I’m in the cutest couple competition and Kabal and Sonya are there (I’ve lost). MK DEFENDERS IF THE REALM MADE THEM SO CUTE FOR WHAT SAVE ME
This image stole my soul omg but finally drew an image of the man himself 😇
Erm guys gcse exam few weeks so umm no posts gotta prepare to pass my stuff 😜
Take this fuck ass image (I love Sonya x Kabal please)
Kano: If you got heartburn, I'll tell you what. You need to get Prilosec. Git er' done.
Kabal: that's shockingly like what it's like.
Kano: *laughs*
Kabal: I mean, almost word for word.
Kano: I eat ribs everyday and I love it. But I'll tell you what about how much ribs I eat. A lot... I'm Larry the Cable Guy.
Kabal: *laughs*
Kano: eat Prilosec.
Kabal: eat Prilosec?
Kano: CoNsUmE pRiLoSeC! *Laughs*
Kabal: I'm almost positive he doesn't phrase it like that.
Kano: if you go to a football...sports game and you run out of chips, eat Prilosec. It'll bring you joy.
Kabal: that's brilliant. That's a brilliant f*cking thought.
Kano: it's got loads of calories.
Both: *laugh*
Kabal: and it'll give you heartburn like crazy.
Both: *laugh harder*
Kano: Bye! Sell! It's a bare market on Prilosec!
Kabal: this is your elder god.
Kano: *laughs* PrIlOsEc Is WhAt YoU wOrShIp!
I needed to make this incorrect quote a thing!
Me, walking up on stage: Welcome everyone. Welcome to Cassie's mom is a b*tch. I wanted to give a quick disclaimer. There is a part that will be confusing. That is a part where people in the original source sang in a different language. So, I had to make my own lyrics for that part. Just pretend that the people singing the song are doing it in their own language. Let the performance begin. This isn't part if the quote either. It's a disclaimer. Now we may begin. *Walks off and the show begins*
Kano, fighting Cassie: your mom is the only reason that I have to run. And it's because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-
Cassie: Don't say it Kano!
Kano: ...
Kano: Weeeeelll-
Cassie: Don't you do it, Kano!
Kano: Weeellll-
Cassie: don't!
Kano: alright,fine.
Cassie, talking to Jacqui: I'm getting pretty sick of him saying my mom is a bi-
Kano: 🎶weeeeelll, Sonya blades a b*tch! She's a big fat b*tch! She's the biggest b*tch in the throughout the realms! She's a stupid b*tch! If there ever was a b*tch, she's a b*tch to all the boys and girls!🎶
Cassie: Shut your f*cking mouth, Kano!!
Kano: 🎶On Monday, she's a b*tch. On Tuesday, she's a b*tch. On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a b*tch. And on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king, Kamehameha b*tch! 🎶 Come on, you all know the words!
The entirety of the black dragon: 🎶 have you ever met Cassie's mom? She's the biggest b*tch throughout the realms!🎶
Kano: 🎶she's a mean, ol', b*tch. She has stupid hair. She's a bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-b*tch! B*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch! She's a stupid b*tch!🎶
Black dragon: woo!
Kano: 🎶Sonya blades a b*tch! Yeah, she's such a giant b*tch!🎶 Talk to others through the realms and you might hear a little something like this!
Tarkatans, in their language: 🎶Sonya is a b*tch! She's the biggest b*tch in all the realms!🎶
Kytenn, in their language: 🎶 Sonya is a b*tch! She's a stupid b*tch that ever was🎶
Naknada, in their language: 🎶 Sonya is a b*tch! She is a b*tch to me and you!🎶
Osh-tekk, in their language: 🎶 Sonya is a b*tch! A super, mega b*tch! And that's true!🎶
Osh-tekk, tarkatans, kytenn, naknada, Kano, and the black dragon: 🎶have you ever met Sonya blade? She's the biggest b*tch in a the realms!🎶
Kano: 🎶she's a mean, ol', b*tch and has stupid hair! She's a bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-b*tch!🎶
Sonya and Johnny: *walks in*
Everyone except Kano: *gasp*
Kano: 🎶she's a b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch! She's a stupid b*tch!🎶
Kabal: erm, Kano?
Kano: 🎶 Sonya is a b*tch! She's a giant b*tch!🎶
Kano: 🎶I really mean it! Sonya blade! She's a big, fat, f*cking b*******tch! She's a mega, f*cking b*tch! It's Sonya blade!🎶
Everyone except Kano: ...........
Kano: what? *Turns and sees an angry Sonya and Johnny* oh sh*t
Cassie, talking to many of mortal kombats villains: come on, you can be good. Don't you have dreams?
Kabal: *walks to her with his weapons* I had a dream. *Throws weapon at music person to make him play music*
Kabal: 🎶I'm malicious, mean, and scary. My face could curdle dairy. And violence wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look. My speed and my hook I've always wanted to be a concert pianist. Can't you see me performin' Mozart? Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly for my killer show-time medley thank you 'cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!🎶
All the villains: 🎶he's got a dream! He's got a dream!🎶
Kabal: 🎶See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers. Like everybody else, I've got a dream!🎶
Baraka: 🎶I've got scars and lumps and bruises plus something here that oozes and let's not even mention my completion. But despite my sharpened claws and my blood lust and my jaw, I sometimes wanna make a love connection. Can't you see me with a special little lady rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter. I'm a lover and a figher--cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream!🎶
Villains: 🎶he's got a dream🎶
Baraka: 🎶I've got a dream🎶
Villains: 🎶he's got a dream🎶
Baraka: 🎶and one day, romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it, dreaming--like everyone else, I've got a dream 🎶
Baraka: 🎶geras would like to quit and be a florist🎶
Geras: 🎶 kollector does interior design🎶
Kollector: 🎶Quan chi wants to be the next ninja mime🎶
Quan chi: 🎶kintaros cooking is sublime🎶
All villains: 🎶reptile knits. Erron sews. Noob does little puppet shows🎶
Kabal: 🎶and goro collects ceramic unicorns!🎶
Kabal, walking to young Johnny: what about you? What's your dream?
Young Johnny: wait, what? Sorry guys, I don't sing. *Gets surrounded by weapons*
Young Johnny: 🎶I have dreams like you. No really! Just a bit less touchy-feely. They happen mainly somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own. Tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by lots of money!🎶
Cassie: 🎶I've got a dream🎶
Villains: 🎶she's got a dream🎶
Cassie: 🎶I've got a dream🎶
Villains: 🎶she's got a dream🎶
Cassie: 🎶each and every one of you, I'll redeem. And with each passing hour, I'll do that with all my power--like all of you folks, I have a dream🎶
Villains: 🎶she's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! So our differences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team!🎶
Baraka: 🎶call us brutal.🎶
Kollector: 🎶sick🎶
Shao Kahn: 🎶sadistic🎶
Kabal: 🎶and grotesquely optimistic🎶
Villains: 🎶cause way down deep inside, we've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! Yes way down deep inside, I've got a dream!🎶
How many characters can I put into this one?
Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I'm feeling lonely🎶
Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶
Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶
Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶
Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶
All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶
Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶
Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kabal: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Reptile: 🎶yes, they're all so perfect🎶
Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶
Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶
Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶
Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss 'em. So they can be big and strong🎶
Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶
Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I've got more than 32🎶
Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶
Quan chi, looking at a broken coffee maker: so, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Kitana: it was me. I bro-
Quan chi: no. No you didn't. Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: don't look at me. Look at Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: what? I didn't break it.
Kung Lao: huh. That's weird. Then how did you know it was broken?
Liu Kang: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kung Lao: suspicious.
Liu kang: no it isn't.
Kabal: if it matters, probably not but, Jade was the last one to use it.
Jade: what? Kabal, I don't even drink that crap.
Kabal: really? Then why were you by the coffee cart earlier?
Jade: I sit by it and polish my weapons. Everyone knows that.
Kitana: ok, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Quan chi.
Quan chi: no. Who broke it?
Kabal: Quan chi, strykers been suspiciously quiet.
Stryker: really!?
Kabal: yes, really.
Quan chi steps outside while the revenants argue.
Quan chi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that in 10 minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a demons head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Erron black: 🎶on the trail. Always riding and a-roping on the trail. Where the doggies are a-loping on the trail.🎶
Kano, kabal, and baraka: 🎶on the trail🎶
Erron black: 🎶 nothing worse than bees a-stinging 'cept this cowboy song we're singing on the trail🎶
Kano, kabal, and baraka: 🎶on the trail!🎶
Erron: 🎶sun's looking awful groovy on the trail🎶
Kano, kabal, baraka: 🎶on the trail🎶
Erron black: 🎶'cause they colorized this movie on the trail🎶
All: 🎶on the trail!🎶
Erron: 🎶on the trail🎶
All: 🎶on the trail🎶
Erron:🎶on the trail🎶
All: 🎶on the trail!🎶
Mortal Kombat with dbz abridged quotes
Geras: JK. Not dead. LOL
Kronika: I can see the future!
Kabal: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say
D'vorah: k thanks. Die
Fire god Liu Kang: I'm 2 guys now
Young Johnny: I am the hype!
How many characters can I put into this one?
Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶
Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶
Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶
Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶
Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶
All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶
Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶
Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶
Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶
Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶
Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶
Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶
Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶
Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶
Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶
Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶
Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶
Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶
All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶
Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶
Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶
Kabal, running: making my way downtown, walking fast, faces past and I'm home bound
Erron: hey, where the fuck is kabal?
Kano: sigh he drank 1300mg of caffeine and thought the humming birds outside were talking shit about him.
Kabal, going faster than usual: Fight me!!! I am sound!!!
Deadpool: whistles while carving a pumpkin
A familiar Halloween song starts playing
Deadpool, while dropping the pumpkin: it's time.
Kabal, confused: for what?
Deadpool: puts on a spinel costume
D'vorah: what's that music?
Spiderman: oh no. Quick question, have any of you heard the Harlem shake and seen the memes?
Cassie: oh, I think I see what's happening.
Spiderman: think that but a bit more spooky.
This is Halloween plays on full blast and insanity happens. Kabal is racing Quicksilver while they're dressed as each other. Deadpool is bouncing around the place while dressed as spinel. The revenants are having a party in the middle of the room. It's complete chaos for a while.
Kabal: what in the hell was that!?
Deadpool: oh, it's October.
Kabal: but why that?
Deadpool: to let the followers know that we're turning this into an ask blog.
Johnny cage: here he goes again with saying random things.
Deadpool: we're setting this all the way back to the time our worlds were merging. Let the asks begin!
Song parody + announcement
Shang tsung: 🎶I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monsters, from their slabs, began to rise. And, suddenly, to my surprise🎶
Ermac, Mileena, and reptile in their Halloween skins: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶
Deadpool and miles Morales (dressed as spinel and Steven universe): 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶
Ferra/torr(dressed as banjo and kazooie): 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶
All, except Shang tsung: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedrooms, where vampires feast. The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes.
Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶
Revenants: 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶
Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶
Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun. The guests included tarkatans. Kenshi and his son. The sounds were rockin', all were digging the sounds. Moloch on chains, backed by some baying hounds. The coffin bangers were about to arrive with their vocal ground "the crypt-kicker five"🎶
Kabal and Quicksilver (dressed as each other): 🎶they played the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash🎶
Raiden and Thor(dressed as each other): 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶
Alien and predator: 🎶they played the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶
The joker and Terminator: 🎶they played the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash. out from his coffin, Kahn's voice did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing. He opened the lid and shook his fist. Then said, "whatever happened to my outworld twist?"
Jason: 🎶it's now the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash🎶
Leatherface: 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶and it's a graveyard smash🎶
Freddy Krueger: 🎶it's now the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it's caught on in a flash🎶
All: 🎶it's now the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash. Now everything's cool. Shao Kahn is part of the band and my monster mash is the hit of the land. For you, the mortals, this mash was meant too. When you get to my door, tell them Shang tsung sent you.
All: 🎶then you can mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶
All: 🎶The monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶and do my graveyard smash🎶
All: 🎶then you can mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶you'll catch on in a flash🎶
All: 🎶then you can mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶
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Announcements: this is an ask blog now. You can still request songs but now you can ask everyone in marvel vs mortal Kombat. You can ask anyone from both sides. No NSFW. Oh, and I'm not going to do an entire story mode parody. I'm way too lazy for that. If you want details about the story, ask the kast.
Mortal Kombat and marvel Halloween
You were probably expecting a this is Halloween parody but every time I tried, Tumblr flopped on me. So, have this instead. And request songs and stuff like that
Deadpool is dressed as spinel
Ferra and torr are dressed as Hiro and Baymax
Kabal is dressed as ninja mime
Thor is dressed as raiden
Raiden is dressed as Thor. He even has the hammer.
D'vorah is dressed as the wasp
Hawk-eye and Kung jin are dressed as each other
Shao Kahn and Thanos somehow fused together to make thanos Kahn. (Yes, just like dark Kahn from mk vs DC)
Miles Morales is dressed as Steven universe
Ashrah is dressed as Charlie from the hazbin hotel pilot
Mileena, kitana, and Jade are dressed as the witches from hocus pocus
Sonya is dressed as samus
Iron Man is dressed as mega man
Now I'm imagining Deadpool dressed as kabal. As each day passes, I want a marvel/Mortal Kombat crossover more and more.
Happy halloween!!
some tiny chibis for this (and some more to come)
incluying some of the requests!
Skarlet in a bat suit requested by @nothingfunnyidk
Johnny Cage as Batman requested by anon (sorry anon this one was pretty uninspired :’‘I)
A scarecrow Cassie requested by @extra-bad-bitch (aunque me falta otra parte de la request que despue sveo si puedo hacer jsjsjsj perdon :’‘‘i)
Kabal: i was uh, making a Johnny Cage joke to a friend of mine through text or whatever and I needed a Johnny Cage image. So I looked it up and chuckle the first thing that came up was-I'm gonna send this to kobra-was this article titled "the rumor come out: does Johnny Cage is gay?"
Kabal and Kano: wheeze
Kano: I dunno, does he?
Kabal: well I se- erron sent that to my friend frost and she's fucking good. She can hang with the best of them when it comes to returning memes and shit. So she went deeper down the rabbit hole and read the article and sent it back to me and she was like, "you're gonna wanna read this". So, allow me to take the next 20 seconds-
Kano: uh-huh
Kabal: to read you an excerpt of the does Johnny Cage is gay rumor mill.
Kano, laughing: yeah. 'cause I thought the same thing myself. Does Johnny cage is gay? Kabals just laughing I have to know
Kabal: ahem
Kano: I does is have to know
Kabal, reading the article: "Johnny Cage is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago"
Wheezing sounds
Kabal: "even it has happened in 2012 but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay"
Uncontrollable laughing
Kano: oh my God, I can't believe this is real, dude.
Kabal: "at that time, he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans, are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his film career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax"
Kano: what!?
Kabal: "according to the last reported, the actor revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not? This rumor is really much talked by people even in much a person of his fans." So I hope tha- I hope that cleared that up for you
Kano: so, did he actually come out as gay?
Kabal: I don't fucking know! You could glean anything from that?
Kano: not really.
Kabal: my God, that was like-
Kano: does Johnny cage is gay?
Kabal: does Johnny cage is gay? It's a question that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Everyone in mk history: 🎶on the 12th day of Christmas, NRS gave to me!🎶
Everyone: 🎶12 severed heads🎶
Krypt guy: who keeps sending these things to me?!
Everyone: 🎶11 hourglasses🎶
Kronika: wait, I'm pretty sure the space time continuum can't handle 11 at onc-explosion
Everyone: 🎶10 ninja mimes!🎶
Kabal: and I thought ninja mime 4 was bullshit.
Everyone: 🎶9 cyber Lin kuei🎶
Frost: it's starting to get crowded in this factory.
Everyone: 🎶8 reptiles sliding🎶
Reptile, sliding around like he's on an ice rink: who needs snow when you are your own ice rink?
Everyone: 🎶7 kung Lau spinning🎶
Kung jin, sick to his stomach: apparently you need a strong stomach to spin like that
Everyone: 🎶6 kano's cannonballing🎶
Sonya: as if one wasn't enough, now we have 6 of the- gets trampled by a bunch of kano's cannonballing
The joker, spawn, predator, Leatherface, and Deadpool: 🎶5 guest DLC!!!🎶
Spawn: wait, Deadpool isn't even in the game.
Deadpool: just let the writer have this, he really wants me in even though he knows it won't happen
Everyone: 🎶4 recolored ninjas🎶
Scorpion: he's a recolor, he's a recolor, I'm a recolor! Are there any more recolors I should know about?
Khameleon: sup?
Everyone: 🎶3 kabals dashing🎶
Kano: they've been talking about ninja mime sequels for hours now. Make it stop!
Everyone: 🎶2 thunder gods🎶
Raiden, giving kid thunder a small staff: merry Christmas young one
Everyone: 🎶and a horrible sindel story!🎶
Sindel, reading her script: what The fu-