Kano: If You Got Heartburn, I'll Tell You What. You Need To Get Prilosec. Git Er' Done.

Kano: If you got heartburn, I'll tell you what. You need to get Prilosec. Git er' done.

Kabal: that's shockingly like what it's like.

Kano: *laughs*

Kabal: I mean, almost word for word.

Kano: I eat ribs everyday and I love it. But I'll tell you what about how much ribs I eat. A lot... I'm Larry the Cable Guy.

Kabal: *laughs*

Kano: eat Prilosec.

Kabal: eat Prilosec?

Kano: CoNsUmE pRiLoSeC! *Laughs*

Kabal: I'm almost positive he doesn't phrase it like that.

Kano: if you go to a football...sports game and you run out of chips, eat Prilosec. It'll bring you joy.

Kabal: that's brilliant. That's a brilliant f*cking thought.

Kano: it's got loads of calories.

Both: *laugh*

Kabal: and it'll give you heartburn like crazy.

Both: *laugh harder*

Kano: Bye! Sell! It's a bare market on Prilosec!

Kabal: this is your elder god.

Kano: *laughs* PrIlOsEc Is WhAt YoU wOrShIp!

Here's part 1 of this au design thing. I'll start with someone I think you'll know. That's right, Deadpool. He'll be taking the place of sans in this au. Seems like an off choice but it makes more sense than you think. He can teleport like sans. Makes lots of jokes and since he can break the fourth wall, you know he knows about the resets. Time for the design. Deadpool looks how he does in the comics with obvious changes. He wears a comfy sweater and unicorn slippers for starters. Instead of giant skull blasters, he fires an assortment of magic gun that I call "fourth wall blasters". He also fires magic swords. He also has his own attacks. He can launch blue and orange grenades and can turn your soul orange. I know orange isn't a soul color but I saw a video that did something great with it. The orange soul changes the effects of blue and orange attacks. You gotta move for blue and stay for orange. And he also does the blue soul thing. You know what that does at this point. And finally, his glowing eye. I decided to make the eye glow red because he's already pretty red. Oh, and he has a small fourth wall blaster he carries around on a Hollister on his right leg. My profile pic was actually made because of some of these instructions by a discord friend. So, that's part 1 of character designs. See you next time. Well, I have 1 follower so I don't even know if anyone is watching. Anyway, see you next time.

Marveltale designs explanation

Hey, it’s me. I decided to stop procrastinating and do something with this au. I’ll start with something easy. Talking about what their designs will be. No, I’m not gonna draw them. A 5 year old draws better than me. What I’m gonna do is reblog this post with design ideas for this au. If anyone wants to draw them, I’d love that. But, it’s unlikely that’s gonna happen. But right after this post, I’m gonna do the first reblog character design. So, if anyone decides to stop by the blog, enjoy the ideas.

I've been making more posts about random things than about this new undertale au I made. I know I said I'd be posting random things too but I think this is too much random. I have one post about this au and it's a role list. I should probably fix that after I stop procrastinating.

Jax: I gotta big ol' case of the f*ck you's.

Johnny cage: *Snickers* a big ol' case if the f*ck you's?

Jax: that's what I'm talking about.

Johnny cage: I get that everytime I order a sandwich at Subway

Jax: what do you mean?

Johnny: it's just like. Everything about Subway is like infuriating.

Jax: really?

Johnny: yeah. The people in front of you take too long. And like, there's no drive through. It's like. I don't know, I'm over exaggerating obviously but Subway is like the land of inconveniences.

Jax: yeah it's, I mean-

Johnny: yeah I get it. It's like *sigh* you walk in and their like,"hi, how can I help you." And I'm like,"chicken teriyaki. Foot long on flat bread." And I say, "*sigh* flat bread" and they're like,"okay" and then they f*ckin go,"did you say foot long?" and I'm like,"yes,I said foot long"

Jax: yeah, and they're like-

Johnny: "you want cheese?"

Jax: you've had so many experiences with the place it just becomes self fulfilling destiny.

Johnny: *laugh* yeah.

Jax: you walk in and they're like,"hi, how can I help you" and you're like,"*groan* with this sh*t again"

Johnny: "not this again"

Both: *laughing*

Johnny: yeah, and they're like,"you want cheese" and I'm like,"yeah, can I get swiss cheese?" And they're like,"what kind?" And It's like,"f*cking"

Jax: you know, the kind I just said.

Johnny: and they're like,"want it toasted?" And it's just like. Of course toa- you can't have the flat bread and not toast it. It's like mushy, starchy a$$ f*cking bread. It's made to be toasted. Of course I want it toasted. Then they put it in the oven and start helping people behind it and it sits there longer than it should. It's like,"I just want lunch!" And then they take it out and it's another person and you have to get a read on their personality.

Jax: *laughing*

Johnny: and I'm like, "elder God's d*mmit" and they're like,"what do you want?" And I get spinach and they just f*cking destroy it with spinach. Just an avalanche of spinach. And I'm like, "I want five other things. You can't just fill it up with spinach and think that's all it's gonna be"

Jax: *laughing* wow. Wow.

Johnny: and then I ask for onion and they put two onions on it. Then I'm like,"MOAR ONION PLS!"

Both: *laughing and wheezing*

Johnny: and when you get some weird combination like,"can I get mayonnaise and also sweet onion sauce" they throw up their eyeba- eyebrows a little bit and they're like,"woah"

Jax: "woah woah"

Johnny: and you're like,"don't f*ckin' judge me. I'll eat what I want. I can make my own sandwich"

Jax: don't f*ckin' judge me. Wow, it's time to stop for now.

Johnny: *laughing*

Jax: wow. You went f*cking off on subway. All you had to say was,"the food is gross"

Johnny: *laughing*

Jax: that's what I'd say.

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Llamas with hats version

Bruce Wayne: Jason, there is a dead person in our house!

Jason Todd: oh, hey. How did he get here?

Bruce Wayne: Jason, why did you do?

Jason Todd: Me? I-I didn't do this.

Bruce Wayne: Explain what happened Jason.

Jason Todd: I've never seen him before in my life.

Bruce Wayne: Why did you kill this person Jason?

Jason Todd: I do not kill people. That is-that is my least favorite thing to do.

Bruce Wayne: tell me Jason, exactly what you were doing before I got home.

Jason Todd: alright well, I was upstairs.

Bruce Wayne: ok

Jason Todd: I was sitting in my room.

Bruce Wayne: yes

Jason Todd: reading a book

Bruce Wayne: yes, go on

Jason Todd: when this guy walked in.

Bruce Wayne: ok

Jason Todd: so I went up to him

Bruce Wayne: yes

Jason Todd: and I aggressively poked him with a knife 37 times in the chest.

Bruce Wayne:

Jason Todd:

Bruce Wayne: Jason, that kills people.

Bruce Wayne: Why is there blood everywhere?!?!?!?!?!?

Jason Todd: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Bruce Wayne: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?!??

Jason Todd: No no NO, aggressively poked them with a knife