"Everything Will Work Well Enough If You Believe In Yourself And Have A Grenade"

"Everything will work well enough if you believe in yourself and have a grenade"

Stryker, Mortal kombat

Cassie: I love bees. They're important for the ecosystem and cute and make honey.

D'vorah: buzz

Cassie, shaking: please don't hurt me

You think Kung jin and takeda are living versions of the bro posts?

Yo I just realized that Shang Tsing is just an edgier version of Kirby

Mortal Kombat au where everything is the same except Shang Tsung has to swallow you whole in order to steal your soul

People who haven't seen "Mao Mao: heroes of pure heart", explain this image. (Ignore the stuff in the corner. This was a phone screenshot)

Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*

Shao Kahn: desperate measures

Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!

Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap’s out if it* you’re a bit old though.

Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!

Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what’s that noise?

Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say “hey” to prince liuey!🎶

Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It’s a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you’re gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶

Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶

Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶

Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶

All souls: why prince liuey!

Slave souls: 🎶he’s got 75 golden camels🎶

Ermac: 🎶don’t they look lovely, June?🎶

Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He’s got 53!🎶

Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶

Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶

Goat soul: 🎶I’m telling you🎶

All souls: 🎶it’s a world-class menagerie!🎶

Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶

Soldier souls: 🎶he’s got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶

Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let’s see the monkeys!🎶

Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶

Civilians: 🎶he’s generous, so generous!🎶

All souls: 🎶he’s got slaves, he’s got servants and flunkies!🎶

Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶

All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They’re just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶

Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*

Shang tsung: *closes door*

Liu Kang: *gets through the door*

All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶

Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶

All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶

Reprise

Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶

Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?

Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?

Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I’m not really a-

Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It’s the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶