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Liu Kang, after finding a magic lamp: what's this? There's an inscription on it. It's a bit tough to read. *Rubs lamps to see it, making the lamp shake*

Lamp: *shoots fireworks and smoke*

Ermac: *coming out of the lamp* being in there for so long gives ya such a crick in the neck. Hang on. *Adjusts head* feels great to be out of there. *Magically has a microphone* so tell me, what's your name? Where are ya from?

Liu Kang: erm, Liu Kang.

Ermac: Liu Kang. Hello Liu kang. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Liu? Or maybe Kang?

Liu Kang: I think I hit my head.

Ermac: you're a lot smaller than our last master. Or we're getting bigger. Look at us from the side. Do we look different to you?

Liu Kang: hang on, I'm your master?

Ermac: that's right. *Places scholar hat on Liu Kang* he can be taught. What do you need from the great genie from the lamp? *Ermac summons a few of his souls to cheer for him* that's right. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Liu Kang: wait, I get wishes?

Ermac: 3 to be exact. But only three. Uno. Dos. Tres. Three. no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.

Liu Kang: I think Bo Rai Chi gave me too much to drink.

Ermac: master, we don't think you quite understand what you've got here. So how about you roominate while we illuminate the possibilities.

Ermac: 🎶well Kano got them 40 thieves. Lord Raiden had a thousand tales. But, master. You're in luck 'cause up your sleeves you've got a brand of magic never fails. You've got some power in your corner now. Some heavy ammunition in your camp. You've got some punch, pizzazz Yahoo and how. See, all you gotta do is run that lamp and we'll say. Mr Liu kang sir, what will your pleasure be? Let us take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like we. Life is your restaurant and I'm you mattre d'. Come and whisper what it is you want. You ain't ever had a friend like we. Yes sir. We pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish. It's yours, true dish. How 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column A. Try all of column B. We're in the mood to help you dude. You ain't never had a friend like we.🎶

*dance break*

Ermac, while juggling souls: 🎶can your friends do this?🎶

Ermac, while having Liu Kang the souls to juggle: 🎶can your friends do that?🎶

Ermac, with kung Laos hat: 🎶can your friends pull this..*pulls a rabbit out of the hat* out their little hat?🎶

Ermac: 🎶can your friends go poof!?🎶 Well looky here.

Ermac: 🎶can your friends go Abracadabra? Let her rip?! And then make the sucker disappear? So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. We're here to answer all your mid night prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for a chargé d'affaires. We got a powerful urge to help you out. So what's your wish? We really wanna know. You got a list that's 3 miles long. No doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so. Mr Liu Kang sir. Have a wish or two or three. We're on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend.🎶

Ermac: you ain't never. Had a. Friend! Like! We!

Ermac: you ain't never had a friend like we.

Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*

Shao Kahn: desperate measures

Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!

Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap’s out if it* you’re a bit old though.

Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!

Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what’s that noise?

Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say “hey” to prince liuey!🎶

Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It’s a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you’re gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶

Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶

Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶

Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶

All souls: why prince liuey!

Slave souls: 🎶he’s got 75 golden camels🎶

Ermac: 🎶don’t they look lovely, June?🎶

Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He’s got 53!🎶

Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶

Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶

Goat soul: 🎶I’m telling you🎶

All souls: 🎶it’s a world-class menagerie!🎶

Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶

Soldier souls: 🎶he’s got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶

Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let’s see the monkeys!🎶

Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶

Civilians: 🎶he’s generous, so generous!🎶

All souls: 🎶he’s got slaves, he’s got servants and flunkies!🎶

Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶

All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They’re just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶

Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*

Shang tsung: *closes door*

Liu Kang: *gets through the door*

All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶

Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶

All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶

Reprise

Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶

Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?

Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?

Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I’m not really a-

Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It’s the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶

I like to think that there's an alternate universe where the mk characters are a cartoon like animaniacs. And the animaniacs one usually involves cyrax, sektor, and frost as yakko, wakko, and dot. That and ermac and mileena as Pinky and the Brain.

I couldn't stop thinking of this

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶

Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶

Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶

All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶

Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶

Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶

All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶

Mileena: so, ermac, what are we doing today?

Ermac: the same thing we do every night mileena. Try to take over the world.

Sektor, cyrax, and frost: 🎶they're mili and the brains! Yes, mili and the brains! One is a genius! The other's insane! They're flesh out mice! Their genes have been spliced! They're mili! They're mili and the brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! Before the night is done, their plans will be unfurled by the dawning of the sun! They'll take over the world! They're mili and the brains! Yes, mili and the brains! Their twilight campaign is easy to explain! To prove that they have worth, they'll take over the earth! They're mili! They're mili and the Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!🎶

Mileena: narf! Why did I say that?

Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶

Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶

Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶

Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶

Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶

Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶

Tarkatans playing trumpet's

Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!

Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶

Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums

Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶

Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶

Mileena: it's over here!

Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶

Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶

Shinnok: Mortals!

Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶

Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶

Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!

Cassie: this is so exciting.

Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.

Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.

Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.

Jacqui: everyone, shut it!

Mokap: my lips are sealed

Jacqui: thank you.

Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.

Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶

Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶

Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶

Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶

Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶

Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶

Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶

Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶

Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶

Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!

Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!

Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶

Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶

Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶

Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶

Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶

Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶

All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶

Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶

Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶

Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶

Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶

Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶

Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶

Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶

Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶

Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶

Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶

Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶

Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶

Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶

Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶

Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶

All: 🎶right within your heart🎶

Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶

Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶

D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶

All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶

Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶

Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶

Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶

Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶

Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶

All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶

Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶

Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶

Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶

Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶

Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶

Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶

Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶

Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶

Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶

Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶

Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶

Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶

All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶

Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶

Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶

Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶

Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶

Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶

Kabal: so, is it over?

Cassie: nope! It's just getting better

Johnny: I'm tired

Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!

Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶

Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶

Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶

Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶

Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶

Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶

Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶

Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Everyone: happy new year!

(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)

(I edited this slightly to include that last part)