Shao Kahn, After Losing To Liu Kang: Who Does That Earthrealmer Think He Is? Nobody Defeats Shao Kahn.

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

Kombat kids first mission

Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*

Jacqui: we’re f*cked

Cassie: there’s too many!

Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*

Kung jin: you are awesome!

Jacqui: and quite the charmer.

Takeda: *jealous*

Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.

Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.

Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.

Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…

Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶

Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶

Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶

Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶

Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶

Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*

Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶

Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

I know baldi is kind of a dead meme but he would be disappointed. both at the math and saying that two is an odd number

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

What if shao Kahn met a fortune teller and it was his introduction to shang tsung?

Shao Kahn and baraka walk to shang tsungs place

Shang tsung: welcome to my fortune telling business. A tip of the hat from shang tsung. Hands over a card

Shao Kahn, reading the card: tarok readings, charms and potions. Dreams made real.

Shang tsung: you seem like a betting man unlike me. But I am in the company of working for royalty.

Shao Kahn: baraka, this gentleman has read my palm.

Baraka: or todays newspaper. Sire, this seems like a sham.

Shang tsung: I suggest you shouldn't infuriate me fang face. Don't you derigate or deride. 🎶You're in my world now. Not your world. And I've got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side.🎶

Shang tsung: don't question the echo. Completely normal around here. 🎶sit down at my table. Put your mind at ease. If you relax, it'll enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future. I can change some of it too. I look deep inside your heart and soul.🎶 you do have a soul, don't you? 🎶make your wildest dreams come true. I got voodoo. I got hoodoo. I got things I haven't tried. 'cause I got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶the cards. The cards. The cards will tell the past, the present and the future as well. The cards. The cards. Just take three. Take a look into the future with me. Now you, shao Kahn, are from across the sea. You're from two long lines of royalty.🎶 I'm a royal myself from my mother's side. 🎶your powers high. But your kingdoms low. You need to marry somebody whose got plenty of dough.🎶

Shao Kahn: sad but true

Shang tsung: I can tell you want power and go from place to place to conquer everything. But it's gonna take a bit of green. Not everything will be needed to do so but it's a factor. 🎶It's the green. It's the green. It's the green you need. And when I look into your future, it's power that I see. And you, fang face, I don't wanna waste my time. You've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed around by your mother, your sister, and brother. Even if you're married, you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, what I see, is the man you always wanted to be.🎶 Just shake my hand. Come on. Won't you shake a pour souls hand.

Shao Kahn and baraka shake his hand

Shang tsung: yes! 🎶are you ready?🎶

Souls: 🎶are you ready?🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶are you ready? Power amplification station🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶amplification station 🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶power multiplication. Can you feel it? You're changing. You're changing. You're changing alright. I hope you're satisfied! But if you aren't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!🎶

How many characters can I put into this one?

Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶

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