Kronika, After Fixing The Netherrealm Castle: So, I Think You Both Owe Me A Favor And Thank You.

Kronika, after fixing the netherrealm castle: so, I think you both owe me a favor and thank you.

Revenant Liu Kang: a favor?

Revenant Kitana: thank you?

Kronika: you’re welcome

Revenant Kitana: wait, I didn’t. I don’t even know what’s going on.

Kronika: alright. Alright. 🎶I see what’s happening here. You’re face to face with legend and it’s strange 🎶

*cetrion and shinnok appear*

Shinnok: you know what I always say mother. 🎶it’s nice to see that mortals never change🎶

Cetrion: 🎶open your eyes let’s begin🎶

Kronika: 🎶yes it’s really me, kronika. Breathe it in. I know it’s a lot, the hourglass, the squad. When you’re staring a time god.🎶

Cetrion: 🎶what can I say except “you’re welcome?” For the tides, the sun, the sky🎶

Shinnok: 🎶hey, it’s okay. It’s okay. You’re welcome! I’m just a normal magic guy🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hey, who has two thumbs and held up the sky when you were waddling ye hal? This gal.🎶

Shinnok: 🎶when the nights cold, who offered you fire from the netherrealm below? You’re looking at him, yo!🎶

Kronika: 🎶oh, I also control the sun. You’re welcome. To continue the days and bring you fun🎶

Cetrion: 🎶also, I harnessed the breeze. You’re welcome. To fill your sails and shake your trees.🎶

Kronika: 🎶so what can I say except “you’re welcome?” For the islands pulled from the seas🎶

Shinnok: 🎶there’s no need to pray, it’s okay, you’re welcome. I guess it’s just my way of being me.🎶

All 3: 🎶you’re welcome! You’re welcome🎶

Kronika, showing images on the hourglass: 🎶well, come to think of it.🎶

Cetrion: 🎶kid, honestly I can go on and on. I can explain every natural phenomenon. The tide, the grass, the ground? Oh, that was just cetrion messing around.🎶

Shinnok: 🎶I killed a guy. Accidentally made a new realm. He was just there and now you have the netherrealm🎶

Kronika: 🎶what’s the lesson? What is the takeaway? Don’t mess with us when we’re on the breakaway. And everything you see on the hourglass, is history that came to pass. Look what we did. We make everything happen. Look at the past versions of us just tippity tappin’. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!🎶

All 3: 🎶well anyway, let me say you’re welcome! For the wonderful world you know. Hey it’s okay, it’s okay you’re welcome!🎶

Kronika: 🎶now that I think of it, we need your help. hey it’s your day to say you’re welcome. We’re making someone disappear from history. We’re making Raiden go away, away, you’re welcome. ‘cause doing that requires power beyond me🎶

Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you’re welcome🎶

Kronika: 🎶you’re Welcome🎶

Cetrion and shinnok: 🎶you’re welcome🎶

Kronika: 🎶you’re welcome🎶

Kitana and Liu kang: we’ll help you.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE

a bot/hacker has been going around tumblr and they show up in your dms greeting you

and then they tell some personal info about themselves

if you dig even more further, this is what you get:

I even tried to like; play dumb and then lastly:

made fun of it a bit at the end lol

don’t you guys ever fall for this, and i have seen these bots around in xbox (thank god youtube) if a user named covergirl-x19 or any even similar like that slide up to your dms, block the fuck out of them. (or make fun of it a bit and then you know the drill)

please be a nice person and reblog this.

I know baldi is kind of a dead meme but he would be disappointed. both at the math and saying that two is an odd number

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

Because we didn't do this last time, let's try again. Please!!!!????

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Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶