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sometimes you walk into a pizza parlor a camp counselor and walk out a dad
do not tag as ship
Max, to David: Thanks, Dad
Everyone:
Max: …why is everyone staring at me?
Nikki: You just called David ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks, Dad.’
Max: What? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks, man.’
David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?
Max: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me.
Gwen: Hey, show your father some respect!
David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.
Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…
Proof Dadvid IS REAL!
How is David just not bothered by Max having his phone. Like this child could just randomly pull out David’s phone out of his pocket, and David would just be like “This is fine.”
He doesn’t even try to take it from Max, he lets the boy keep it. The funniest shit is when Max is like, “I need a phone.” And David responds with “You have mine,” AND HE SOUNDS SO UNBOTHERED BY IT. DAVID COULD HAVE THE WORST THINGS ON HIS PHONE (probably not because it’s David.) AND HE WOULD JUST NOT CARE THAT MAX HAS HIS PHONE. This fucking 10 year old could whip out David’s phone out of nowhere and David would NOT GIVE A FUCK.
During the Parent’s Day episode when Max pulls out David’s phone from his pocket and orders a pizza while David SITS THERE and let’s Max do it. That’s just proof dadvid is real you cant convince me otherwise.
Day Three - Don’t forget MomGwen!
oh gwom?
Yup maybe it’s dumb, but I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
Batman is supposed to be Robin’s dad. Dad!au war
It’s done now and I really like how I turned out!
Max deserves a happy family. I want David and Gwen to adopt him or at least David to adopt him and for Gwen to be the Cool Aunt
